The Japanese view of American life...

[CheapyD]

According to this bag found at a 100yen store...

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/ymij/americanslife.jpg



and the Great Britain version...
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/ymij/britishlife.jpg

[varsitygamer]

that is priceless.

I hate to admit its accuracy... but heck, 7$ would buy 7 junior bacon cheeseburgers.

[Moxio]

Hahaha no surprise here.

[Scorch]

The shelves aren't tall, the Japanese are just short.

[thorbahn3]

Engrish abound! But yeah most of that shit is true. Japan=small, America=big . I remember seeing some Japanese people as a kid shitting themselves over the size of Cedar Point (amusement park) like it was as vast as outer space, which in reality is a small island.

[WhipSmartBanky]

grayvy sauce is attached and eaten to it.O_o

[Saucy Jack]

:rofl:

Besides the "grayvy" line that WSB quoted, I also like the "Cornflakes is eaten in the morning and daytime eats sandwiches and potato chips."

[Import]

Such bad engrish.....can't understand it......

[WhipSmartBanky]

Such bad engrish.....can't understand it......
That's nothing compared to 95% of the posts around here... ;)

[Ugamer_X]

And you guys said slidecage couldn't hold a job.

[I AM WILLIAM H. MACY]

About the article. Poorly written. About with engrish.

[Graystone]

Very funny, I guess if I go to Britain I must eat cornflakes in the morning. :lol:

[daschrier]

Stereotypes abound!

Kinda like how most people on gaming forums will say all japanese like hentai and tentacle sex and live in tiny paper houses.

[SaraAB]

Thats really funny, some of it is true and other parts are not true, of course it varies by person.

As for the british version, we dont call it a pub, its called a bar! hehe

[soliddragon]

'And a shower is mainly used' lol

[thingsfallnapart]

"Fish is what fried the white fish"

CLASSIC.

[praystation]

ROFL = Rooling on a flour loving.

[steveinneed]

It was written like it's weird or somehow "bad" to do what we do.

You mean, the japanese don't have showers or eat fast food?

Oh, CheapyD, do they really eat scorpions and things of that nature over there in Japan? Excuse my ignorance.

[Lice]

What the.... concerning the american japanese students. How do they do so well in honors english?

Maybe they should take this new found ability to spell and construct a proper sentence home with them. They may be good at math! but damned if they can spell MATH......

[Requiem]

Charmingly bad Engrish

[Warlock TCK]

Who eats just "a pea" as a garnish in Britain?! Hell in the whole world!

This stuff is great!

[swetooth9]

LOL...i'm lovin it..i'm asian and my dad makes similar mistakes in grammar...his arent as bad as these though, haha :D i love how they make a new sentence for the "about the _____" :lol:

[Pancake Rabbit]

About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.

[ajumbaje]

The shelves aren't tall, the Japanese are just short.
hahaha yep, and theres something else about japanese people thats small also

[urzishra14]

About Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. Noodles is a commonly eaten dish in Japan. Do not eat it as side dish like American instead eat as whole meal. About bikes. Japanese do not ride car they ride bicycle. Bicycle is tiny and has no motor. About Godzilla. Godzilla is large lizard who sometime attack Japan. Mothra fight him same with King Kong.

i need to make this more "japaneese"

About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.

[Eviltude]

that is priceless.

I hate to admit its accuracy... but heck, 7$ would buy 7 junior bacon cheeseburgers.
no way, only 6 if you luck out and tax doesnt run over. FUCKING TAXES

[Spacepest]

i need to make this more "japaneese"

About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.

LMFAO. Engrish FTW!

[ryanbph]

some funny shit, thanks cheapy

[FurryCurry]

Charmingly bad Engrish

agreed.

there needs to be an invasion of foreigners on japanese soil. I'd love for tons of americans to just suddenly live all over japan and just be themselves. See if stereotypes change...

[Snake2715]

"Fish is what fried the white fish"

CLASSIC.

Is this some cryptic racist message?!?

This thread has totally made my day.

[vietgurl]

LOL, looks like my mom's English.

[Sejad]

i need to make this more "japaneese"

About is Japan. About the Ramen Noodles. is noodles commonly dish eaten in Japan. eat do not as side dish American eat instead is whole meal. About Bikes. Japanesse not ride car. bicycle ride like car. is bicycle tiny has motor no like car. About Godzilla. Large is Godzilla lizard. like American Penis. sometimes Gozilla Japan attack. Mothra fight him King Kong same.


Aww man this Topic made me laugh my milk out of my nose, I find it even funnier when sevdustflyer and urzishra14 madde up this paragraph. MAN I still cant stop lauhing. I'd love to see what they have to say about us Candians, hehehehe.

[Krymner]

Aww man this Topic made me laugh my milk out of my nose, I find it even funnier when sevdustflyer and urzishra14 madde up this paragraph. MAN I still cant stop lauhing. I'd love to see what they have to say about us Candians, hehehehe.



Aboot the Canadians....

[javeryh]

American people have many baths. And a shower is mainly used.

Classic.

[shieryda]

"And it is called 'Diner' to Americans. Please do not forget to pay a tip, when you return home."

I don't know about everyone else, but I usually leave the tip at the diner...

Priceless view of American life.

[Sejad]

Someone try to make a Canadian lifestyle view, urzishra14 your good at making this stuff up, use stuff like maple, hockey, I dont know w/e americans hate about us anyways that seems to work.

[Tyga24]

a good read, thanks Cheapy.

[SpikeSpiegel]

There is not much left that I found funny not already taken. :D