If you could tame one wild animal, what would it be? [Mobile/Archive]

rabbitt

01-10-2006, 07:47 PM

I don't know what got me thinking about this, but I had a sudden urge to own a kangaroo. How bad ass would it be to have a baby just hopping around your house? Once it grows up (assuming it was a female and you were small) you could ride around in its pouch.You could call your kangaroo on someone, and they could kick their ass 30 feet.

Your turn.

Graystone

01-10-2006, 07:54 PM

Xevious

01-10-2006, 07:54 PM

It would be a wild boar or a vampire bat. I would train them to attack all those religious freaks that knock on my door on my Saturday mornings

Dr Mario Kart

01-10-2006, 07:55 PM

This is all very strange.

I think it would be useful to have something small, like a mouse or a snake, to do your bidding covertly.

Or I could train a woman

BA-ZING

rabbitt

01-10-2006, 08:18 PM

A lion I like Rhino's more but to me a lion would be (is) a giant cat or sorta like a dog. It would play with you, feel its part of a pack, protect its home, basically I think it would be like a dog.

However making an animal tame does not make it safe. I think OP maybe you mean if you could domesticate an animal safely.

True, making an animal tame doesn't make it safe, but there is a certain amount of precaution to take when dealing with all animals, especially dogs. What I am asking is 'If you could keep an animal, safely, as a pet, which would it be?'

levi333

01-10-2006, 08:21 PM

Cheetah, or spider monkey. (yes, ive often thought about this)

Matt Young

01-10-2006, 08:25 PM

Velociraptor, definitely.

Rusty Ghia

01-10-2006, 08:32 PM

Cheetah, or spider monkey. (yes, ive often thought about this)

Ixnay on the spider monkey. We had one and the bitch bit me. And my brother. And the maid. Still have the damn scar on my wrist.

Reality's Fringe

01-10-2006, 08:43 PM

Yetti, or goatman.

zewone

01-10-2006, 08:46 PM

Griffin.

or a Polar Bear.

Ziv_Zulander

01-10-2006, 08:52 PM

A bear with a chainsaw.

Greetard

01-10-2006, 09:19 PM

A bear with a chainsaw.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Greetard/colbert.jpg
"Bears are the biggest threat to America ever."

Back on topic, a penguin.

Admiral Ackbar

01-10-2006, 09:24 PM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Greetard/colbert.jpg
"Bears are the biggest threat to America ever."

Back on topic, a penguin.

That's funny Greetard. And you can use that whenever. I hope you don't mind when I plagerize the idea.

Rocko

01-10-2006, 09:41 PM

Penguin.

2poor

01-10-2006, 09:48 PM

those dinosaurs that spit the tar from their neck folds. that would be totally useful in any situation.

Ikohn4ever

01-10-2006, 09:50 PM

a tiger would be bad ass

BlueWingX

01-10-2006, 09:57 PM

Fennec Fox

Staind204

01-10-2006, 09:58 PM

I think it'd be cool to have a penguin. I know you can buy them but I'm not sure how that would turn out. It'd be cool to have a completely tame one like a cat or dog running around the house :-p

mykevermin

01-10-2006, 09:59 PM

woman. or congress.

HAW!

daschrier

01-10-2006, 10:35 PM

Holy shit I was thinking kangaroo when I saw the thread title...I've always wanted one. Damn, no one would mess with you with a kangaroo by your side...those bastids can be mean!!

Greetard

01-10-2006, 11:04 PM

That's funny Greetard. And you can use that whenever. I hope you don't mind when I plagerize the idea.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Greetard/colbert2.jpg

getmeoutofjoliet

01-10-2006, 11:09 PM

jaguar or octopus

AlbinoNinja

01-11-2006, 12:23 AM

As kick ass as a polar bear would be, it wouldnt be very functional. A bird would prolly be your best bet, since they can go almost anywhere and are not suspicious.

So for asskicktasticity (yes i made that word up, wanna fight about it?), I'll say polar bear... but I would choose a raven. Badass, not suspicious, and has tons of uses.

then again... you can ride a polar bear...

AlbinoNinja

01-11-2006, 12:34 AM

can i have both?

camoor

01-11-2006, 01:08 AM

I want a lion.

I want to grab the mane and ride on his back - what an awesome cat!

scdoanintendo

01-11-2006, 01:15 AM

A rhino or great white shark (if that counts).

Michaellvortega

01-11-2006, 01:20 AM

Vampire bat

zewone

01-11-2006, 01:30 AM

you can ride a polar bear...
That was my whole plan. Me and him would go on a spiritual journey, sorta like Kung-Fu, but with a polar bear.

Eviltude

01-11-2006, 09:59 AM

Hows about I go original...DUCKBILLED PLATAPUS!

Danro

01-11-2006, 10:08 AM

A Liger, theyre half lion and half tiger.

Wombat

01-11-2006, 10:29 AM

That was my whole plan. Me and him would go on a spiritual journey, sorta like Kung-Fu, but with a polar bear.

Someone needs to write that, and I would go with grizzly, I love polar bears but they really dont like summers and I'm not moving to the arctic.

ryanbph

01-11-2006, 10:47 AM

a tiger or a shark

shieryda

01-11-2006, 10:48 AM

I helped hand-raise 2 cheetah cubs at Binder Park Zoo in Michigan. They were pretty sweet cats.

Greetard

01-11-2006, 01:59 PM

That was my whole plan. Me and him would go on a spiritual journey, sorta like Kung-Fu, but with a polar bear.

That should be one of your threadless designs.

zewone

01-11-2006, 03:00 PM

That should be one of your threadless designs.
I was thinking the same thing.

Mr. Anderson

01-11-2006, 03:44 PM

Llama. It's like a horse, but way cooler.

shieryda

01-11-2006, 03:57 PM

Llama. It's like a horse, but way cooler.

Would you name it "Tina"?

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

rabbitt

01-11-2006, 04:00 PM

Would you name it "Tina"?

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

Woah Woah Woah. No Napolean Dynamite references in one of my topics!

Shrike, where are you!? :)

jputahraptor

01-11-2006, 04:06 PM

...Nintendo Fanboys...

Vampire Hunter D

01-11-2006, 04:13 PM

I'd tame Jessica Alba or Vida Guerra. Or some type of huge ass bird like a falcon or bald eagle. You know one of those things that fly like over a hundred mph and have razor claws.

Derwood43

01-11-2006, 04:15 PM

A Liger.

It's a cross between a lion and a tiger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. Their bred for their skills in magic.

sorry.

Danro

01-11-2006, 04:17 PM

A Liger.

It's a cross between a lion and a tiger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. Their bred for their skills in magic.

sorry.

You stole my answer you rat bastard! Can I change mine to rat? :D

shieryda

01-11-2006, 04:28 PM

Rats are great pets. Very easy to train, and clean up after.

RedvsBlue

01-11-2006, 04:32 PM

A Liger.

It's a cross between a lion and a tiger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. Their bred for their skills in magic.

sorry.

You mean one of these:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Bertramliger.jpg

sblymnlcrymnl

01-11-2006, 04:43 PM

Three Napoleon Dynamite references and no "your mom"s? :shock:

jaykrue

01-11-2006, 04:44 PM

Just to screw with the Napoleon Dynamite answers, I'm gonna say I want a tigon. Yeah, they're also half tiger, half lion but I'll let you all figure out what the difference is.;):lol:

Danro

01-11-2006, 04:45 PM

RedvsBlue

01-11-2006, 04:47 PM

Just to screw with the Napoleon Dynamite answers, I'm gonna say I want a tigon. Yeah, they're also half tiger, half lion but I'll let you all figure out what the difference is.;):lol:

I'll abstain from answering because I already found the answer when I was searching for the Liger picture.

Hybrid animals:http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/crossesa.htm

There's some really cool ones on there (Wolphin!)

jaykrue

01-11-2006, 04:48 PM

Your mom goes to college.

Ok, its done and out of the way.

Oh c'mon! There've been better 'your mom' jokes than that. You could do better.

Danro

01-11-2006, 05:22 PM

Oh c'mon! There've been better 'your mom' jokes than that. You could do better.

Cmon bro, total Napoleon quote! Not to be taken literally and not at you :D

jaykrue

01-11-2006, 05:32 PM

Cmon bro, total Napoleon quote! Not to be taken literally and not at you :D

I know but the ND 'yo momma' jokes were kinda weak considering how funny the movie was.

Greetard

01-11-2006, 05:56 PM

I'd tame Jessica Alba or Vida Guerra. Or some type of huge ass bird like a falcon or bald eagle. You know one of those things that fly like over a hundred mph and have razor claws.

Large talons?

crazytalkx

01-12-2006, 12:39 AM

Too lazy to look through the thread so........

your mom (insert high pitched inmature laughter)

guardian_owl

01-12-2006, 02:36 AM

I'll abstain from answering because I already found the answer when I was searching for the Liger picture.

Hybrid animals:http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/crossesa.htm

There's some really cool ones on there (Wolphin!)
Ahh...I was disappointed, I went to the site thinking it would be a cross between a Wolf and a Dolphin... :cry: oh well, a man can dream...

Anyway, I would tame the Loch Ness Monster or the true Wolphin, the Wolfin able to travel on land and underwater.

RedvsBlue

01-12-2006, 04:35 AM

Ahh...I was disappointed, I went to the site thinking it would be a cross between a Wolf and a Dolphin... :cry: oh well, a man can dream...

Anyway, I would tame the Loch Ness Monster or the true Wolphin, the Wolfin able to travel on land and underwater.

I thought it was a wolf and a dolphin at first too then I realized the mechanics of that would be terrifying.

Sleepkyng

01-12-2006, 05:38 AM

i'm gonna go with a polar bear.

Vampire Hunter D

01-12-2006, 12:02 PM

Large talons?
You know what i meant.

BasketCase1080

01-12-2006, 12:22 PM

A liger

shieryda

01-12-2006, 01:11 PM

How come nobody said a unicorn? You could smelt its horn with gold or other such metal, and train it to kick and leap like those cavalry horses did in the Dark Ages.

Sleepkyng

01-12-2006, 02:42 PM

How come nobody said a unicorn? You could smelt its horn with gold or other such metal, and train it to kick and leap like those cavalry horses did in the Dark Ages.

or better yet:

http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF024ADUnicorn.jpg