View Full Version : How far down do you pull your pants?
mr ryles
01-10-2006, 10:41 PM
When you take a crap how far down do you pull your pants? I always drop my pants straight to my ankles, but after seeing this on movies and Tv I notice they only pull there pants down just enough like right below the cheeks. I assume that is just because it is on TV and they don't want to show much. But I was wondering if anyone actually only pulls there pants down just below the cheeks when crapping.
Vampire Hunter D
01-10-2006, 11:03 PM
Anks.
Soodmeg
01-10-2006, 11:04 PM
i take them off.
b0bx13
01-10-2006, 11:05 PM
Well shit, I thought I was coming here to be graced by javry's presence :cry:
Well shit, I thought I was coming here to be graced by javry's presence :cry:
QFT
:rofl:
Eviltude
01-10-2006, 11:09 PM
QFT
:rofl:
what? you speaking spanglish? "que the fuck?"?
longdillon1
01-10-2006, 11:10 PM
I take em off baby.Gotta spread them cheecks.
HAHA
danny-o
01-10-2006, 11:11 PM
At least down past the bend of the knees. Anything higher up runs the risk of shitting onto your pants.
hiccupleftovers
01-10-2006, 11:11 PM
Well shit, I thought I was coming here to be graced by javry's presence :cry:
Same here. I thought he was the only one capable of making a post like this :lol:
mr ryles
01-10-2006, 11:14 PM
hmmm.... I never thought of taking them off, seems like to much work.
BigSpoonyBard
01-10-2006, 11:20 PM
I like to pull the Costanza and take my shirt off
JebusMcLucifer
01-10-2006, 11:23 PM
what? you speaking spanglish? "que the fuck?"?
Quoted For Truth or Quite Fucking True
bobo2k4
01-10-2006, 11:24 PM
When at home they come off.
When in public about knee high.
Liquid 2
01-10-2006, 11:42 PM
Well shit, I thought I was coming here to be graced by javry's presence :cry:QFT
:rofl::lol:I see I wasnt the only one who thought Javery when I saw this thread,
anyways, I go down to my ankles
Moxio
01-10-2006, 11:50 PM
I do it so the waist is at mid-thigh. To the ankles is too much work.
mr ryles
01-10-2006, 11:50 PM
Not sure if I should take it as a good thing or a bad thing that my thread is being compared to the likes of javery. :-s
sblymnlcrymnl
01-11-2006, 12:51 AM
Knees-ish.
At my house, I take my pants, underwear and shirt off and hang them on the back of the bathroom door.
pimpinc333
01-11-2006, 01:12 AM
I like to pull the Costanza and take my shirt off
QFT :)
zewone
01-11-2006, 01:17 AM
I crap with my pants at my ankles and something to read or my Sidekick. Depending on the situation.
At my house, I take my pants, underwear and shirt off and hang them on the back of the bathroom door.
That's getting down to business. :lol:
DT778
01-11-2006, 01:36 AM
ankles.
Xevious
01-11-2006, 01:43 AM
Pants? What pants?
Renegade_Zero
01-11-2006, 03:19 AM
I Take off my shirt , my pants, my underwear, and my socks all the way off cuz I shit on them on more than one occasion......
Graystone
01-11-2006, 04:57 AM
I would you shit with them below your cheeks. You pants would be in the way of comfort.
enlightenedgamer
01-11-2006, 05:16 AM
Pretty much to ankles. For added... uhh... range of motion... go with one leg off. Roll the empty pant leg and rest it on top of the pants-wearing thigh.
"No encumbrances!" (and you'll only have to remove one shoe...)
Zenithian Legend
01-11-2006, 05:35 AM
Same here. I thought he was the only one capable of making a post like this :lol:
The question is why do we need polls like this...
neudog
01-11-2006, 06:38 AM
For those 3 who said, "just below the cheeks" you all are living life on the edge... no pun intended :rofl: How can you feel clean after crapping like this? Maybe you chose the latter because there were only 2 choices, but hey we all have choices and that is what makes us individuals:)
Zenithian Legend
01-11-2006, 06:51 AM
For those 3 who said, "just below the cheeks" you all are living life on the edge... no pun intended :rofl: How can you feel clean after crapping like this? Maybe you chose the latter because there were only 2 choices, but hey we all have choices and that is what makes us individuals:)
As ridiculous as this poll is I must agree... that is kinda nasty
mbstuff
01-11-2006, 07:19 AM
I don't go in public bathrooms, but if you go just below the cheeks, aren't you rubbing your clothes all up against the toilet? Against other people's filth?
Mr Unoriginal
01-11-2006, 10:39 AM
I don't go in public bathrooms, but if you go just below the cheeks, aren't you rubbing your clothes all up against the toilet? Against other people's filth?
The toilet is generally one of the cleanest places in the house.
mr ryles
01-11-2006, 06:36 PM
I Take off my shirt , my pants, my underwear, and my socks all the way off cuz I shit on them on more than one occasion......
I don't even know how ridiculously retraded/clumsy/idiotic/stupid you have to be to shit on your socks. :-k
no disrespect to you but you said it.
SIUfan
01-11-2006, 08:48 PM
I like to be confortable when I shit. I genreally go down to the ankles or one at the ankle the other off completely for those really intense shits. I like to listen to the radio, as I keep one in my bathroom, I enjoy reading the newspaper or a magazine. I am also a multitasker, when i'm at the dorm I take my homework with me to the can, and at home I have had quite a few telephone conversations while "Taking the Browns to the Superbowl."
The toilet is generally one of the cleanest places in the house.
Yeah. Haven't you suckas watched MythBusters?
That's getting down to business. :lol:
I know. Ironically, I have sex with my shirt, socks and boxer shorts on.
Deadpool
01-11-2006, 09:07 PM
Lol.. this is great. I'm in the "i take off one pant leg" crowd. I like to spread them cheeks for easier relief.
mr ryles
01-12-2006, 08:31 PM
well I took a #2 yesterday and I only pulled my pants down just below the cheeks for the 1st time. I have to say it was pretty comfy for me actually. If you've never done it before I recomend trying it. I think it just changed the way I crap for the rest of my life.
nevposey
01-13-2006, 05:16 PM
I don't wear pants
Stice
01-14-2006, 05:45 PM
This is pretty fucked up right here.
Anyway, I pull them down to my ankles.
crystalklear64
01-14-2006, 08:05 PM
I don't even know how ridiculously retraded/clumsy/idiotic/stupid you have to be to shit on your socks. :-k
no disrespect to you but you said it.
lol.
Down to the ankles for me. Shirt on. Book in hand.
Scahom1
01-14-2006, 08:24 PM
I pull them down to my ankles. If it's cold, I might do it "like the movies"
DT778
01-14-2006, 08:39 PM
I tried the naked brak method a couple of days ago because I was going to take a shower right after but I didn't like it. The lid was hella cold and I felt a little weird.
terribledeli
01-14-2006, 09:24 PM
At my house, I take my pants, underwear and shirt off and hang them on the back of the bathroom door.
Same here. If I need to take a shower afterwards, half the work is already done.
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