make me an alter ego name

[JakeT81588]

everyone has a cool user name. mine is fucking boring. my name, last initials and b-day. damn. so i want all the CAG'ers here to think me up and alter ego, or at least a clever user name, look at my past posts to get an idea of me. Post here ideas and i might make a poll later to have u guys vote, nad whatever wins is my new name. niice

[Moxio]

Moxio the Sequel.

[karmapolice]

jackassjake...o wait...my friend already has that one

[AdamInPlaidum]

How about BigBadJakeEatsBigBadCake.

[dcfox]

81588JakeT or Moxio Sequal

[Moxio]

How about BigBadJakeEatsBigBadCake.

Hehe nice. :lol:

[jmcc]

From this time forward you shall be known as Bolt Vanderhuge. So it is written in the scriptures, so shall it be done.

[JakeT81588]

lol this is why i love the people on this site

[basketkase543]

RicoSuave69

[sj41]

Whatever you do don't change your avator. :)

[JakeT81588]

oh i wont, and i dont think that bigbadjakeeatsbigbadcake would fit either, but i like it. btw if it inspires you, im overwieight.

[sj41]

:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:
How about BIG ASS CAG?

[AdamInPlaidum]

How about ChineseJakeout

[AdamInPlaidum]

...or PattyJake.

[basketkase543]

Jake the Snake
Wacko Jacko (or Jake-o)
Got Jake?
Jake Baur (cool name if you are a 24 fan)

I'm going to stop now.

[basketkase543]

How about ChineseJakeout

LOL, That gets my vote.

[Missingdata]

Missingdata 2 or 100100101

these are cool name especially the 100100101

Opp it is suppose to be 100 00101 <=u should notice there is a space do u know y?

Hint:does MIssing data ring the bell?

[snotnose_colossal]

how bout Starsky&Gut

[coolcato]

Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q Einstein, or Handsome B Wonderful (or plain old Max Power)

[punqsux]

cloudspekk2

[sj41]

cloudspekk2 Now that's good thinking.

[Missingdata]

cloudspekk2

LoL

I think the first Cloudspekk have left enough impact on CAG community that every1 hate the name...

[Admiral Ackbar]

JakeHammer
JakeintheBox
TheOneJake
Jakeass
TheJakeEffect

But enought with the Jake references. How about something different.

Dr. Zoidberg... I need another squid friend.
BigLug
DonJuanDeMarkup

Oh, how about shaq-fu. You could be the official fucked acccount.

[JakeT81588]

JakeHammer
JakeintheBox
TheOneJake
Jakeass
TheJakeEffect

But enought with the Jake references. How about something different.

Dr. Zoidberg... I need another squid friend.
BigLug
DonJuanDeMarkup

Oh, how about shaq-fu. You could be the official shaq-fued acccount.

omfg good idea on the shaq-fu... what do u guys think?

[WeaponX2099]

you can be:

chocobo Billy
WesleyWindamPricemart
Angelus
Discostud
EvilConnorGuy
Jakeisthefatguy

[The Successful Dropout]

Jakenormous
JakeBakeCake
JakeEatCake
JakeTurnCakeIntoPoo

[Squirms]

How about Jake Mehoff

[The Successful Dropout]

lmao, i was gonna put that down squirms....but i thought ppl would yell at me because its jack not jake (like i didnt know that)....great minds think a like

[Squirms]

lmao, i was gonna put that down squirms....but i thought ppl would yell at me because its jack not jake (like i didnt know that)....great minds think a like

I thought that as well before I posted it, but decided it was still funny enough that it needed to be said.

[Grave_Addiction]

What about Donkeyballs?

[LV-426RS]

Emo$$$gario

[KrazyKefka]

Pimp McStrudel

[Grave_Addiction]

Pimp McStrudel


Hahahahaha, dude you're avatar is insane! Is that a real pic or is it photoshopped?

[magilacudy]

Emo$$$gario

Haha. Either that or Mister T since your last name starts with a T.

[sansfreud]

Phil Macraken

[Ikohn4ever]

your new name should be either p;lifwhpl;sidh or kwyjibo, it means for all of those that dont know, it is a big, dumb, balding North-American ape. With no chin and a short temper.

[KrazyKefka]

Hahahahaha, dude you're avatar is insane! Is that a real pic or is it photoshopped?

It's photoshopped...or at least I think it is. Just ran across it on the net and thought I'd change my avatar.

Humorous side-story (or at least I think it's humorous): I printed out that picture and taped it to my friend's door who lives just down the hall (I live in a co-ed dorm). He thought it was funny (and too lazy to take it off) so it's stayed up there pretty much all year. Last week, my friend Alli was coming to my room with hber friend to ask me something when her friend see the picture on the door. She starts flipping out (according to Alli, she was almost crying). Seeing that picture, she figured my friend worshipped Satan and said something like "What if he tries to murder me when I'm taking a shower!" Little does she know who really put that picture there. Heh. :lol:

Anyways, back on topic, how about Baked Potato?

[Grave_Addiction]

Hahahahaha, dude you're avatar is insane! Is that a real pic or is it photoshopped?

It's photoshopped...or at least I think it is. Just ran across it on the net and thought I'd change my avatar.

Humorous side-story (or at least I think it's humorous): I printed out that picture and taped it to my friend's door who lives just down the hall (I live in a co-ed dorm). He thought it was funny (and too lazy to take it off) so it's stayed up there pretty much all year. Last week, my friend Alli was coming to my room with hber friend to ask me something when her friend see the picture on the door. She starts flipping out (according to Alli, she was almost crying). Seeing that picture, she figured my friend worshipped Satan and said something like "What if he tries to murder me when I'm taking a shower!" Little does she know who really put that picture there. Heh. :lol:

Hahahha, dude that damn thing is scary as shit. I'm in a meeting right now and looking at it and am barely able to stop from cracking up and embarrassing myself.

[LeviathynX]

NunLauncher
NoTalentAssClown
Jake'sSnake
IfYouAskYou'reGay
PrettyPinkPony
XenoGearsWasFuckingLong
IBrakeForVagina

[redgopher]

Phil Macraken

You are going to HELL.

[snotknocker]

Itchyballz
I8Uranus
Simpulton
:D

[bruce_pwns_j00]

Jake here is the best one yet man" Pah Que, say that outloud and you will understand! :D

[JakeT81588]

bump

think people!

[bruce_pwns_j00]

LOL dident like Pah_Que? Oh well, I thought you would like that one.

[sj41]

bump

think people!
:idea: :idea: :idea:

Your new name is bump.

[JakeT81588]

i dont get it bruce

[bignick]

LittleJake

[JakeT81588]

big nick... little jake, you sure you want that nick? if i do, will you make my face turn into a potato as a avatar! i will send u a pic and everything.

[laserdogg]

CabbageScrotum

[JakeT81588]

bump for nick to see my previous question

[The Successful Dropout]

jaketurncakein2poo is still the best one

[bignick]

big nick... little jake, you sure you want that nick? if i do, will you make my face turn into a potato as a avatar! i will send u a pic and everything.

Maybe a baby potato.

[The Successful Dropout]

im only assuming that ur mr potato head, right?

[bignick]

im only assuming that ur mr potato head, right?

me? not sure. I have been told My head with a blunt looks like a potato with a stick.

[The Successful Dropout]

lol...maybe a lil

[bignick]

Damn you just gave me a great idea! I wonder is some one could make a flash game with my face and mr. potato head parts!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

I'll work on it... but first, you'll need to chop off your head and give it to me. XD

[sj41]

Only arms and legs, right. Nothing more. It also needs a shirt.

[JakeT81588]

lol okay when i hit 175 posts on this im making littlejake as my new username

[bignick]

lol okay when i hit 175 posts on this im making littlejake as my new username


Sweeeeeet!

[sj41]

Jake, you mother fucken liar! How's that for a bump?

[Dok Diamond]

LoL

[dcfox]

Isn't this how StealthySeal got his name? Jake=Stealthyseal?

[pete5883]

I'm thinking

HarryBalsagna

Pronounced like lasagna. If not that, I recommend ChineseJakeOut.

[swetooth9]

i got one perfect for ya!

stealthyseal :D

fits perfectly dont it?

[pete5883]

My God this is an old thread *starts paying attention*

[Wombat]

are we bringing old threads back from the dead for Holloween?

scary Zombie thread, brains, must eat brains