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Reality's Fringe
02-02-2006, 12:40 PM
http://kotaku.com/gaming/ds/video-ds-gets-dead-152202.php
Guy runs over a DS in a car(destruction videos are lame, but this one is particularly bad) and says the DS is "OWNED1!1". However, look at the DS. Doesn't look very "owned" to me. If there was any doubt of the DS's durability, I think this alleviates it.
Nice ghetto rims.
Of course its owned, you paid for it.
onetrackmind
02-02-2006, 12:46 PM
those guys are bags of douche
ArthurDigbySellers
02-02-2006, 12:48 PM
http://kotaku.com/gaming/ds/video-ds-gets-dead-152202.php
Guy runs over a DS in a car(destruction videos are lame, but this one is particularly bad) and says the DS is "OWNED1!1". However, look at the DS. Doesn't look very "owned" to me. If there was any doubt of the DS's durability, I think this alleviates it.
You're right. That was extremely lame. I like how he sets it upright with the screens half open and then runs it over. It looked like the only damage was at the hinge and I bet the only reason it broke was because of the way he placed it. If he had left it closed and ran it over, I bet it would still work.
Why do people do this shit? So lame.
encendido5
02-02-2006, 12:53 PM
What a waste... reminds me of the guys that collected money on their website to destroy an xbox 360. I bet they raked in tons more than what the 360 cost them too.
doctorfaustus
02-02-2006, 01:08 PM
Why do people do this shit? So lame.
QFT
chimpian
02-02-2006, 01:57 PM
Nice ghetto rims.
Of course its owned, you paid for it.
LOL funniest post ive seen today
I've always found these to be particularly dumbfounding. I just don't see the point of pooling money to purchase said item solely for the purpose of destroying it. Your money could be used for much better things...
Strell
02-02-2006, 02:05 PM
No shit on the waste thing. How about not be an asshole and use that DS to charity if you don't want it? Some kid would be much happier than a spoiled little bitch fanboy.
Note: This applies to ALL consoles. Want to destroy a 360? Wtf. Why? To fuel your hard-on for a competing system? You need to grow the fuck UP and not let your mommy and daddy hand you everything you own.
I get sick when I think about how I work for the shit I own, when there are countless morons running around getting it simply to do bullshit with it. And not only do you get it FREE, but then YOU DESTROY IT.
Fuck you.
Vinny
02-02-2006, 02:13 PM
I bet he thinks that he'll be fameous for this with that PSP licking girl who's not even hot but somehow got a job at IGN (huh, go figure).:lol:
1modernboy
02-02-2006, 02:28 PM
I bet he thinks that he'll be fameous for this with that PSP licking girl who's not even hot but somehow got a job at IGN (huh, go figure).:lol:
Well, she has demonstrated her willingness to lick things. That's gotta count for something.
Do you reckon this guy has a legitimate beef with the DS... Like maybe it killed his parents or touched him inappropriately? That'll teach that filthy portable to keep its stylus off impressionable young boys! </sarcasm>
RAMSTORIA
02-02-2006, 03:59 PM
wow, those guys are pretty lame. looks like the ds will still work.
Darkside Hazuki
02-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Perhaps that jack-ass could've done the environment a favor and used the cash for his ultimately annihilated DS toward a tune up for that crap-tastic automobile.
mtxbass1
02-02-2006, 04:25 PM
You're right. That was extremely lame. I like how he sets it upright with the screens half open and then runs it over. It looked like the only damage was at the hinge and I bet the only reason it broke was because of the way he placed it. If he had left it closed and ran it over, I bet it would still work.
Agreed. It basically broke at the hinge. The screen and everything else seemed unharmed.
Reality's Fringe
02-02-2006, 04:31 PM
I was basically posting this to exhibit the DS's durability factor. The guy ran over it with a 2 ton shit-box and all it did was snap one of the hinges. If Hiroshima was made of DS units then the Manhattan Project would have been a complete failure.
Note: "Destruction" videos ARE really lame. Do they think that people really care they're destroying a particular system so much as they're destroying a system in general?
paz9x
02-02-2006, 04:31 PM
i wouldnt mind punching those $$$s. they look like office space's michael bolton friends.
im curious if he ever plans on fixing the side molding that only clings to half of that pos car.
Pancake Rabbit
02-02-2006, 04:32 PM
Everytime I hear a piece of internet lingo (such as owned) used in real life it makes me cringe.
Demontooth
02-02-2006, 04:55 PM
Everytime I hear a piece of internet lingo (such as owned) used in real life it makes me cringe.
that's called a douche chill
Strell
02-02-2006, 04:59 PM
Here's what Nintendo should do.
They should make a commercial with this. Reggie should come out and say "Behold the strength of the DS." Then it cuts to this video. Reggie then pulls the actual DS from this video (as he has already tracked these doofuses down and kicked their asses, perferably his hand has some blood on it and maybe he drops a tooth or two), pops in a game and plays it, showing that it still works. He should then thank said doofuses for giving testament to the DS's durability.
Various things can be changed in this commercial:
1) He could challenge them to run over PSPs with a car and see if they last.
2) He could drop a PSP onto the ground and see if it works. OR spike it. That would be funny.
2A) Get the Burger King to spike it?
3) He could play Mario Kart on the DS, playing someone over WFC (maybe the doofuses) saying over and over I JUST TOOK YOUR NAME, BITCH.
4) He could show the daring rescue of the broken DS, showing no less than four kicks to the groin of each doofus.
5) He fights Chuck Norris. And WINS.
RedvsBlue
02-02-2006, 05:22 PM
Do you think that's covered under warranty?
swetooth9
02-02-2006, 05:32 PM
Of course its owned, you paid for it.
LOL
Ma12kez
02-02-2006, 05:48 PM
That was weak, what a waste. Fuck'in retards.
DT778
02-02-2006, 05:57 PM
Nice ghetto rims.
Of course its owned, you paid for it.
:rofl:
Quigoni
02-02-2006, 07:17 PM
:: sigh ::
It's their property. They can do with it what they'd like.
Strell
02-02-2006, 09:12 PM
:: sigh ::
It's their property. They can do with it what they'd like.
That doesn't make them any less of cockhats.
Moxio
02-02-2006, 09:14 PM
those guys are bags of douche
I also hate people who do this stuff.
They don't know how damn fortunate they are.
whoknows
02-02-2006, 09:18 PM
eh, he just slowly ran over it. If he was going at least 50mph then it would have been funnier...or put it in front of a ledge and drove his car at insane speeds to hit it.
I really dont care about this, if they paid for the DS he can destroy it. When you pay for an item you can do whatever you want with it.
Supercake
02-02-2006, 09:31 PM
Good Lord, I heard Pwned at the end. I thought I was a nerd, these guys are embarressing.
Quigoni
02-02-2006, 11:00 PM
That doesn't make them any less of cockhats.
I don't think that about this person really.
I chuckle at the fact there could've been better uses for it, but at least it was a useful venture for the rest of us as it shows how durable the DS is.
RelentlessRolento
02-02-2006, 11:26 PM
wasnt something like this doen to the PSP already??? cmon.. be original... at least use a damn flamethrower or a rectum check on some 500lbs guy...
vietgurl
02-03-2006, 01:23 AM
Maybe they bought an ESA with it. One of the EBs here had a DS that was run over by a car; the entire thing was completely messed up but they still switched it out for the kid, lol.
gambitmachete
02-03-2006, 02:12 AM
I normally oppose the death penalty, but people who do shit this idiotic are never going to contribute anything to society, and we really would be better off without them.
Ledhed
02-03-2006, 02:20 AM
wasnt something like this doen to the PSP already???
Yeah, but they bricked the PSP, and that was a little more in the explorative, "can't prove it works until you try it" hacker line of thinking. This is unnecessary, pointless destruction.
gambitmachete
02-03-2006, 03:06 AM
Yeah, but they bricked the PSP, and that was a little more in the explorative, "can't prove it works until you try it" hacker line of thinking. This is unnecessary, pointless destruction.
I think some other assclowns smashed a PSP too, though.
Ledhed
02-03-2006, 03:11 AM
I think some other assclowns smashed a PSP too, though.
Ah.
Well, fuck them too.
Francis
02-03-2006, 03:56 AM
When that kid came out of nowhere to flip off the DS and yell pwned, or punked or whatever I laughed my ass off. They should put this on Webjunk 20 so that fat black guy can set them straight.
2poor
02-03-2006, 04:28 AM
Good Lord, I heard Pwned at the end. I thought I was a nerd, these guys are embarressing.
nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds.
Graystone
02-03-2006, 04:53 AM
Nice ghetto rims.
Of course its owned, you paid for it.
:rofl: :rofl:
No shit on the waste thing. How about not be an asshole and use that DS to charity if you don't want it? Some kid would be much happier than a spoiled little bitch fanboy.
Note: This applies to ALL consoles. Want to destroy a 360? Wtf. Why? To fuel your hard-on for a competing system? You need to grow the fuck UP and not let your mommy and daddy hand you everything you own.
I get sick when I think about how I work for the shit I own, when there are countless morons running around getting it simply to do bullshit with it. And not only do you get it FREE, but then YOU DESTROY IT.
Fuck you.
QFT
Purple Flames
02-03-2006, 12:34 PM
I can't believe the DS stood up that kind of punishment. The screens looked completely unharmed. Just fixe the hinge and it'd probably work just fine.
And those guys need to be publicly castrated. People that stupid shouldn't be polluting the genepool.
moiety
02-03-2006, 03:31 PM
Another glimpse into the lives of stupid people.