Fiance moved in. Need cheap porn.

[MSI Magus]

Cant handle bussiness with her in the room, so need some porn to take to the bathroom now. Anyone know any sites to buy some cheap magazines. Hentai Doujinshi/Manga is actually great/preffered.

[SteveMcQ]

Why not just take her into the bedroom? I don't get where the problem is.

[Roufuss]

Final Fantasy X tattoo... wants cheap cartoon porn to take into the bathroom when he lives with his fiance...

Kind of reminds me of the 40 year old virgin.

[Redeema]

Why can't you just take out some of your...um...extra loving on her?

[SpottedNigel]

She has a few holes btw. Pick one and pretend its your hand...you should know what to do from there.

"Why are you talking to my ass?"

Nevermind...

[LinkinPrime]

Try sugardvd.com its a rental service like gamefly its pretty cool.

[neocisco]

I'd think this was a joke if it wasn't for your tattoo. When you're married are you going to sleep in separate twin beds like they did on TV in the 50's? Or maybe even separate rooms so you can get your freak on?:roll:

[MSI Magus]

I'd think this was a joke if it wasn't for your tattoo. When you're married are you going to sleep in separate twin beds like they did on TV in the 50's? Or maybe even separate rooms so you can get your freak on?:roll:

My fiancee is paralyzed from the waste down. Now dont you feel like a bunch of jerks. GOd im so sick of people online making childish remarks like this. I mean christ she cant even sit up on her own. Hehhe jk jk jk.

Fiancee is actually sitting here laughing. We have sex alot, but iv got an INSANLY high sex drive. As anyone that actually has lived with a normal girl knows she isnt going to want to have sex EVERY day let alone multiple times a day. My huge sex drive combined with the average womans mixed with a womans smaller sex drive = needing to get yourself off a fair amount of the time without assistance.

Anyways thanks for the people actually giving real suggestions.

BTW guys outside the FFX tattoo iv got Planescape Torment and Suikoden symbols tattooed on my hands. If I ever get the money my whole body will be covered in game, anime and other geek culture tats. Im proud of my passions.

[MSI Magus]

Try sugardvd.com its a rental service like gamefly its pretty cool.

Heheh if I could use DVDs it wouldnt be a problem...again need material to take to the bathroom with me ;)

[specialk]

a typical friday night and next thing you know the internet goes and tops itself again with a thread like this.

[mykevermin]

I'd think this was a joke if it wasn't for your tattoo. When you're married are you going to sleep in separate twin beds like they did on TV in the 50's? Or maybe even separate rooms so you can get your freak on?:roll:

I'd say the 'teenstache, the double chin, and the stack of NES carts in one pic alone imply a lifestyle unsuitable for the opposite sex far greater than a videogame-related tattoo (having Amano's work done is, IMO, tasteful, though it still makes you a fuckin' Poindexter).

I imagine their sex drive is ruined by a combination of his weight on top, and multiple NEO-GEO cartridges poking her in the spine.

[MSI Magus]

a typical friday night and next thing you know the internet goes and tops itself again with a thread like this.

Hehe. I know its not how you mean it, but it is a good point that its FRIDAY night. How well could anyone be doing for themself lady wise if they are sitting home alone on a site to find video game deals.

[depascal22]

Get a PSP, a 4 meg memory card, and have some fun. You might say that a few hundred bucks might be a huge amount for a jerk off toy, but hey, i think a few of us have spent more than that on phone sex, porn sites, hookers, strip clubs, etc. Hell, I bet you might actually save money after a few months.

[zionoverfire]

Okay I understand the porn bit, but Hentai preferred? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[mykevermin]

Get a PSP, a 4 meg memory card, and have some fun. You might say that a few hundred bucks might be a huge amount for a jerk off toy, but hey, i think a few of us have spent more than that on phone sex, porn sites, hookers, strip clubs, etc. Hell, I bet you might actually save money after a few months.

Or, you could detach yourself from the electronic lifestyle and shop at Toys in Babeland like a human with a normal libido.

[MSI Magus]

Or, you could detach yourself from the electronic lifestyle and shop at Toys in Babeland like a human with a normal libido.

Man there is alot of judgement and insults going on in this topic both ways. Anyways, PSP is waaay out of range. I probally wouldnt even be buying this stuff for awhile. IM flat broke to begin with and besides that my dog needs to see the vet and I think is probally gonna need either a surgery or to be put down.

[oxidative]

Get a pen and paper. Between the two of you, draw up enough of your hentai/manga and jerk off to that. What's cheaper than a Bic pen and paper? You could even create your own stories featuring yourselves. My girl and I have drawn some interesting things ourselves... ;)

[neocisco]

I'd say the 'teenstache, the double chin, and the stack of NES carts in one pic alone imply a lifestyle unsuitable for the opposite sex far greater than a videogame-related tattoo (having Amano's work done is, IMO, tasteful, though it still makes you a fuckin' Poindexter).

I imagine their sex drive is ruined by a combination of his weight on top, and multiple NEO-GEO cartridges poking her in the spine.

That's what I meant to say.:lol: Thanks for searing that visual into my mind. I particularly enjoyed the NEO-GEO reference. Well played, sir.

[Roufuss]

I'd say the 'teenstache, the double chin, and the stack of NES carts in one pic alone imply a lifestyle unsuitable for the opposite sex far greater than a videogame-related tattoo (having Amano's work done is, IMO, tasteful, though it still makes you a fuckin' Poindexter).

I imagine their sex drive is ruined by a combination of his weight on top, and multiple NEO-GEO cartridges poking her in the spine.

:rofl:

[Pookymeister]

do you permanently keep half your forearm shaved?

[mykevermin]

What's cheaper than a Bic pen and paper?

fucking.

[mykevermin]

do you permanently keep half your forearm shaved?

You don't know much about tattoos, do you? Those gorilla-looking motherfuckers won't have of a tattoo left over at the end of a session 'less some shaving gets done.

[depascal22]

Myke's tossing out the "zingers" tonight..... yawn......geez, welll, if the PSP doesn't work, you can always use your......imagination. It always works for me.

[MSI Magus]

do you permanently keep half your forearm shaved?

They have to shave before giving tattoos. Even when I got my hands done they shaved first. Besides. That pic is like 4 years old.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Leave your heroine stash on the table and tell her it is cocaine. When she snorts it and overdoses have your way with her.

[alonzomourning23]

This is really sad, usually you get the porno when your lover moves out, not when they move in.

You said your fiance is laughing about this, so I assume that she doesn't care about you looking at porno. Why don't you just do what you always do then? If she doesn't care then why do you care if she walks in on you? Hell, that should be a turn on.

And I don't know why you just don't shave your entire arm, it looks very strange to have hair on so little of your arm, and it wouldn't if you just shaved it off. Though I can't believe someone got one, let alone multiple, video game tattoos.

[depascal22]

Hey I respect that you got something other than a tribal tattoo or a chinese symbol. I got a Chinese symbol on my right shoulder when it was the cool thing to do, now it just well.....

[mykevermin]

And I don't know why you just don't shave your entire arm

Little known fact: hair grows back.

Unless, of course, you're pointing out (but failing to say) that people with really hairy arms shouldn't get lots of bright colors in their ink and expect to let their hair grow back over it. I'll agree with you there, if that is what you're saying.

[alonzomourning23]

Little known fact: hair grows back.

Unless, of course, you're pointing out (but failing to say) that people with really hairy arms shouldn't get lots of bright colors in their ink and expect to let their hair grow back over it. I'll agree with you there, if that is what you're saying.

I thought he shaved it like that regularly, when I typed that I didn't realize he had just had the tattoo done.

[MSI Magus]

Hey I respect that you got something other than a tribal tattoo or a chinese symbol. I got a Chinese symbol on my right shoulder when it was the cool thing to do, now it just well.....

Ya freaking hate that everyone has tribals, butterflies, barbwire and the same ole trendy **** all the time. Tattoos are supposed to have meaning and be something personal. The reason everyone regrets their tats when they are older....is because most people dont get things with any meaning to them.

Anyways. As to why I dont do what I normally do....ummmm because she is uncomfortable with me sitting ther masturbating while she plays games, reads or watchs TV. Again we have sex 2-6 times a week on average and it lasts atleast a half hour and as long as 2 hours....so we have a good sex life. But my drive is REALLY strong and I need to get off daily(most likly a few times a day)so id like something to actually look at and take to the bathroom.

[doctorfaustus]

Okay I understand the porn bit, but Hentai preferred? What the fuck is wrong with you?
What's hentai?

[alonzomourning23]

Ya freaking hate that everyone has tribals, butterflies, barbwire and the same ole trendy **** all the time. Tattoos are supposed to have meaning and be something personal. The reason everyone regrets their tats when they are older....is because most people dont get things with any meaning to them.

Anyways. As to why I dont do what I normally do....ummmm because she is uncomfortable with me sitting ther masturbating while she plays games, reads or watchs TV. Again we have sex 2-6 times a week on average and it lasts atleast a half hour and as long as 2 hours....so we have a good sex life. But my drive is REALLY strong and I need to get off daily(most likly a few times a day)so id like something to actually look at and take to the bathroom.

You live in a bachelor apartment I assume, where there is 1 main room, right? The apartment I used to live in had a bedroom and a living room, so maybe what was reasonable for me (ie. go in the other room) isn't for you. Unless someone specifically says they're in college I always assume there's 2 rooms at least, meaning you could just go in the other room.

[depascal22]

I guess this isn't about where to do the deed, but how to do the deed without spending a million bucks.

[$hady]

You don't need magazines just finger your asshole while you jerk it. Be normal wtf you doing jerking to cartoons?.

[Stoneage]

Those gorilla-looking motherfuckers won't have of a tattoo left over at the end of a session 'less some shaving gets done.
I keep reading this and don't get it. What's "have of a tattoo left over...." mean?

[GuilewasNK]

Ok, I'll try giving a real answer.

I suggest checking out www.rightstuf.com (http://www.rightstuf.com/). In addition to the regular anime/manga they sell they have an adult catalog that includes hentai manga. That is the only place I know of off the top of my head. I'm not sure if they will have anything you are looking for and you might already know about them.

[mykevermin]

I keep reading this and don't get it. What's "have of a tattoo left over...." mean?

The hair will get in the way of the gun. Like when after a big rain, it's dry underneath a pile of leaves or your car; after a tatoo, you'd find "hair marks" where your folicles are as well as where they lie.

Not that I've ever seen that; I've seen hundreds of bad tattoos, but I don't think anyone's THAT dumb. Hope that makes sense.

[WebScud]

discountanimedvd.com has a huge selection of cheap hentai. Though, I'm not sure about dojins. Maybe you could grab a torrent at www.boxtorrents.com and print it out? There's a lot of fan translated stuff there.

[botticus]

I guess this isn't about where to do the deed, but how to do the deed without spending a million bucks.
But if there's a living room available, then the internet should be handy. So no need to spend anything.

Best thread of 2006.

[Stoneage]

But I guess it's true what they say: People don't use their imaginations anymore. Why, when I was a lad, I could conjure up a score of succubi to slather me with unknown pleasures in the dark recesses of my mind. And now it's come to comics? Good grief.
http://www.robrogers.com/gallery/old_favorites/images/best_99/121699%20Good%20Grief.gif

[GuilewasNK]

But I guess it's true what they say: People don't use their imaginations anymore. Why, when I was a lad, I could conjure up a score of succubi to slather me with unknown pleasures in the dark recesses of my mind. And now it's come to comics? Good grief.


The whole point of hentai is that you are only limited by the imagination of the artist though. It's the same with regular comics/cartoons vs. live action shows. No matter how cool they make a live action Batman it is still limited compared to what can be done in comics and animation. Hentai and porn is the same in that regard.

[Ender]

myfreepaysite.com

[specialk]

Hehe. I know its not how you mean it, but it is a good point that its FRIDAY night. How well could anyone be doing for themself lady wise if they are sitting home alone on a site to find video game deals.

were you referring to me?

[Mospeada_21]

funniest new thread......oh man.

so now we're cheapassjerkoff.com? yeah, the subject line is just odd.

cheap porn = take laptop into bathroom? no laptop, no prob, drag monitor (with extension cables if necessary) to bathroom. prob solved, next!

[The Successful Dropout]

assuming you're right-handed, does that tattoo give you super final fantasy powers when jerking off?

[specialk]

an arm with a FF tattoo jerking it to anime....Did Japan intend for this?

[Stoneage]

an arm with a FF tattoo jerking it to anime....Did Japan intend for this?
Actually, I think they've been waiting for this day.

[Matt Young]

As anyone that actually has lived with a normal girl knows she isnt going to want to have sex EVERY day let alone multiple times a day.


This is not always true. You haven't met my fiancee.

And yes, I am complaining.

[Chacrana]

My fiancee is paralyzed from the waste down. Now dont you feel like a bunch of jerks. GOd im so sick of people online making childish remarks like this. I mean christ she cant even sit up on her own. Hehhe jk jk jk.

Fiancee is actually sitting here laughing. We have sex alot, but iv got an INSANLY high sex drive. As anyone that actually has lived with a normal girl knows she isnt going to want to have sex EVERY day let alone multiple times a day. My huge sex drive combined with the average womans mixed with a womans smaller sex drive = needing to get yourself off a fair amount of the time without assistance.

Anyways thanks for the people actually giving real suggestions.

BTW guys outside the FFX tattoo iv got Planescape Torment and Suikoden symbols tattooed on my hands. If I ever get the money my whole body will be covered in game, anime and other geek culture tats. Im proud of my passions.


Wait, so she's fine with your wanting ridiculous amounts of porn? You've won in life, sir.

[lionheart4life]

If she already knows you masturbate, and that you need to take care of yourself sometimes, then why do you have to go in the bathroom? Just jerk it at your computer, the Internet has tons of free porn.

[Jedi1979]

This is not always true. You haven't met my fiancee.

And yes, I am complaining.

just you wait till you are officailly married...it all changes;)

[bmulligan]

Yeah, I just don't understand the whole concept of this thread. When your girlfriend, or fiance, moves in with you you should be having sex every night and twice on sunday. Then you get married, have kids, and never see pussy again unless it's 2 dimensional.

[chakan]

Marriage doomed. Move out.

[hohez]

If she doesn't want it multiple times a day, then you are doing something wrong. :bouncy:

Also, if she knows you are going to be rubbing one out in the first place, since she has seen this thread, why not just do it in the room like normal?

[MSI Magus]

It amazes me that so many people in this topic think that most girls are willing to have sex every day or multiple times a day. If you have a girl like that great....but it just means your one of the luckiest guys on earth. Its like those guys with 2 and 3 wives. It happans but it isnt common. Im fairly lucky that I get it several times a week as it is, most guys I know only get it once a week and not always even that.

And as to jerking off in the room ummm like I said....she wouldnt exactly be comfortable with that and neither would I. I may have the sex drive of a howler monkey but im not yet so inhumane that I just whipe it out and start spanking whenever wherever.

Heh, i was gonna say I was suprised at how many responses this topic has gotten...but I mean its bout porn on the net...so ya.

[Broccoli Storm]

Man, if I could marry someone that spelled waste like that, I'd be so lucky.

[daweba]

I think the topic poster needs to fix himself up before he commits to another person, but maybe that's just me :-#

And as far as the sex, I understand not getting some every night. But why can't your fiance just give you a handjob or bj those nights she doesn't want sex? That's what my girlfriend does ;)

[daweba]

The whole point of hentai is that you are only limited by the imagination of the artist though. It's the same with regular comics/cartoons vs. live action shows. No matter how cool they make a live action Batman it is still limited compared to what can be done in comics and animation. Hentai and porn is the same in that regard.
If you're not turned on by a beautiful naked woman, even if she's just standing in front of you (or a man if you bat for the other team), you should check yourself into a psychiatric facility. Seriously. Who the fuck gets turned on by cartoon porn?! It's like watching little kids :puke:

[jimbo12457]

Okay I understand the porn bit, but Hentai preferred? What the fuck is wrong with you?

:lol: :lol:

[GuilewasNK]

If you're not turned on by a beautiful naked woman, even if she's just standing in front of you (or a man if you bat for the other team), you should check yourself into a psychiatric facility. Seriously. Who the fuck gets turned on by cartoon porn?! It's like watching little kids :puke:

I'm not sure how you came up with something fictitious equalling something real (and illegal).

Erotic art was all they had in ancient times. They didn't have photos, DVDs, or the internet. The centerfold of th month was painted on a cave wall. It really isn't that much of a stretch to think it is still popular even today. Even Playboy recognized the popularity of such art (see Alberto Vargas). Sure, nothing beats a real live human being but that isn't what the topic was about.

[depascal22]

Hey whatever floats your boat. We shouldn't be here to judge this man, but to help him be all the jerk off he can be.

[cochesecochese]

I'm sorry that I can't facilitate you wanking it on the cheap but I just wanted to put in my two cents, if you'll have them.

If you are serious about having a long term relationship with your fiance, then you really need to change the situation. If I were you, I would try and think of a way that the two of you can do this together.

For example, my girlfriend gets way too sore from penetrative sex everyday but she's got quite the sex drive herself. I give her all the oral she wants, and on the days I want to get off she'll suck me dry no question. It's not my ideal situation, but it works and it's healthy. Try working with her to give her multiple orgasms, so that her getting you off manually is more appealing to her.

[CoffeeEdge]

Hentai Doujinshi/Manga is actually great/preffered.
Umm...internet + printer?

[mmercer13]

You have a live breathing female living with you and you need porn??

[Flying PJ]

:rofl:
ROFLMFAO at this topic.

[cletus]

Do you have a Rune of Torment tattoo? Got any pictures of it? That would be pretty badass. If I ever got a tattoo it would either be the Rune of Torment or the Ubik spray can.

On topic: Maybe you can just download some Hentai and print it out? That seems like it would be cheaper then ordering it online.

[friedram]

You know, you win. And this site rocks.

[Sejad]

Okay man it cant be that expensive to buy let's say 4 magazine and change them like every other day?

[Pookymeister]

You can buy Penthouse/etc subscriptions on ebay for like $5 for 2 years...though that isnt your preferred choice of wack material.

[$hady]

This is not always true. You haven't met my fiancee.

And yes, I am complaining.

She trying to get her green card......

[kill3r7]

Here's an idea that is far cheaper than buying porn. Why not just bang your fiancee. I mean afterall that's what she's there for.