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Zoglog
02-23-2006, 08:24 PM
http://www.horaz.com/horazyclopedia/Photos/Rice_Condoleeza/01_STD/CondiRice_003.jpg

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Ledhed
02-23-2006, 08:27 PM
I'd sooner lay a rabid wolverine.

Also, is she wearing some kind of flak jacket?

Ace-Of-War
02-23-2006, 08:29 PM
In a heartbeat.

I think she plays for the other team though if you catch my drift.

mykevermin
02-23-2006, 09:04 PM
In a heartbeat.

I think she plays for the other team though if you catch my drift.

Funny that, of all people, you would point that out, given that your entrance into the vs forums was to lambast me for having a similar observation about Ken Mehlman.

I don't care much for Condi, but she knows how to work that gaptooth.

DuckM4n
02-23-2006, 09:46 PM
wow perfect ration 25% yes 75% i love it, i love nice ratios

Ace-Of-War
02-23-2006, 09:50 PM
Funny that, of all people, you would point that out, given that your entrance into the vs forums was to lambast me for having a similar observation about Ken Mehlman.

Beat dead horses much?

The difference is I don't try to use it as an objective attack, I was just shooting the shit.

mykevermin
02-23-2006, 09:59 PM
Beat dead horses much?

The difference is I don't try to use it as an objective attack, I was just shooting the shit.

You misinterpret observation for attack. Speaking for at least myself, I don't do things the way you are accustomed to.

Observation: Ken Mehlman is totally gay.

Attack: Ace-of-war is a walking tautology, whose logic, while existant at times, so often relies on false precepts in which he fully believes that cogent discourse is remarkably impossible.

Observation: myke is a handsome dude.

Attack: You're a prat.

Observation: "I think she plays for the other team though if you catch my drift."

Attack: Condi's twat most likely resembles two overcooked slabs of liver.

Please not the difference between the two in the future.

Ace-Of-War
02-23-2006, 10:43 PM
Please not the difference between the two in the future.

For God's sake, are you going to be following me around putting every post I make under a homosexual microscope? I was just joking around, a seemingly foreign concept to you. I obviously don't know what her sexual orientation is, nor do I really give a damn. I like Condi, that's the difference. I wasn't saying it in a derogatory way to lessen her character. All I meant by it was that she probably wouldn't go for me because I'm a male. Then you come in, "WAAHHHH WAHHH YOU PICKED ON ME WHEN I SAID GAY!!" Yeah, well, you use gay as if it mattered. If it does to you, fine, but know that I don't choose to take part in such bigotry.

mykevermin
02-23-2006, 10:46 PM
You certainly do take a turn for the melodramatic, don't you?

The major flaw in your initial bitching was your inability to discern what was, from me, merely an observation. If you consider it an attack, then you're wrong, and your reading comprehension as flawed as previously shown. That's all I have to say: it was an observation, not an attack; for you to take it as anything else is wrong, a concept not totally alien to you (that was an attack).

wubb
02-23-2006, 11:52 PM
Too old for me.

kakomu
02-23-2006, 11:54 PM
Too old for me.
Too ugly for me.

Ace-Of-War
02-23-2006, 11:54 PM
You certainly do take a turn for the melodramatic, don't you?

I'm not the one following people around whining about how no one understands them.

Dr Mario Kart
02-23-2006, 11:59 PM
Does this having something to do with whether or not we would theoretically vote for her for president?

mykevermin
02-24-2006, 12:01 AM
:rofl: I merely point out your hypocrisy, and now I'm a stalker? You give yourself waaayy too much credit, kiddo.

Give credit where credit's due: whomever the fuck borrowed a library book and *underlined* damn near everything in it, making scanning in OCR a bitch; also, please give credit to Elijah Anderson for writing two books I just don't feel like annotating tonight.

And give credit to me, for procrastinating. You seem to think I have it in for you, but you're completely ignoring the fact that you're being a hypocritical prat.

mykevermin
02-24-2006, 12:01 AM
Does this having something to do with whether or not we would theoretically vote for her for president?

Is that what the kids call it these days?

Dr Mario Kart
02-24-2006, 12:04 AM
Independent of their views, I dont trust a woman in that position.

I like my presidents to occasionally wield the power of logic.

I also like my presidents to not fucking talk during movies. Jesus.

Chacrana
02-24-2006, 12:06 AM
God no. She's ugly as hell. You've gotta have standards and she's well below what anyone's standard should be.

kakomu
02-24-2006, 12:11 AM
prat.
Man, usage of the word "prat" TWO times in a thread. Impressive. Let's go for the hat trick.

mykevermin
02-24-2006, 12:17 AM
Man, usage of the word "prat" TWO times in a thread. Impressive. Let's go for the hat trick.

Well, when I think of "prat," I think of Little Lord Fauntleroy, who've I've decided is what AoW reminds me of (at least in the sense of those elitist children who overestimate their intellectual prowess and dress like ninnies).

http://cache.tias.com/stores/finds/pictures/4187b.jpg

EDIT: Dr Mario Kart, your comments aren't even dignifiable. I do sincerely hope you're joking.

Also, fast edit? Ooh, shiny new forum toys!

CappyCobra
02-24-2006, 12:30 AM
I'd hit it........with a bat that is! :-D

E-Z-B
02-24-2006, 09:11 AM
I'd hit it........with a bat that is! :-D

:lol:

MrBadExample
02-24-2006, 09:39 AM
I'd hit it........with a bat that is! :-D
I was thinking a bus, but a bat will do as well.

corrosivefrost
02-24-2006, 09:42 AM
Also, is she wearing some kind of flak jacket?

She should be.

Cheese
02-24-2006, 12:18 PM
A2M all the way.

mykevermin
02-24-2006, 12:36 PM
huh?

Cheese
02-24-2006, 01:26 PM
A2M=Ass to mouth. It's a porn thing.

Quillion
02-24-2006, 06:04 PM
Independent of their views, I dont trust a woman in that position.

I like my presidents to occasionally wield the power of logic.

I also like my presidents to not fucking talk during movies. Jesus.

:lol:

Zoglog
02-24-2006, 06:51 PM
You people have the wrong mindset
This is serious business

"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country."
-JFK

David85
02-24-2006, 07:43 PM
I don't think any of you would have to worry. She would shot any of you freaks before letting you touch her.

Xevious
02-24-2006, 08:15 PM
Having sex with Condi is like having sex with an Cro-Mag

EDIT: Did you see the commercial for that movie "The Hills have Eyes"? Condi looks like Matriarch of that family of mutants.

worx
02-24-2006, 08:45 PM
I voted yes just to be anti-conformist or watever

Ace-Of-War
02-25-2006, 12:28 AM
I think I know someone in this forum who just can't get enough of me.

Much love mykevermin, you can insult me like the best of them. Prat, I've got to hand it to you, no one has ever been so clever with their personal attacks. I've got to tell you though, I've set quite a few people off in my time. You're not the first, and you certainly won't be the last.

Ikohn4ever
02-25-2006, 04:06 PM
she's not a woman, she's a man baby, yeah

Dkellar
02-26-2006, 02:01 AM
Hell no.

Zoglog
03-09-2006, 01:59 PM
you people wouldn't sacrifice for your country (T.T) *cries*

niceguyshawne
03-09-2006, 04:59 PM
No.