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snotknocker
05-27-2004, 08:57 PM
If you could be someone or something else who or what would it be?
bignick
05-27-2004, 08:59 PM
I'm Big Nick.
jshorr
05-27-2004, 09:10 PM
Denise Richards' g-string?
MisterRaven
05-27-2004, 09:20 PM
Neil Gaiman
Cracka
05-27-2004, 09:32 PM
jessica simpson's panties... or her husband Nick..
or i'd like the be the guy that she divorces Nick for...
...yea jessica simpson's hot..
SneakyPenguin
05-27-2004, 10:03 PM
God.
Oh, wait, I already am the Anti-Christ. Nevermind then, even better.
danny-o
05-27-2004, 10:07 PM
Your mom
Admiral Ackbar
05-27-2004, 10:58 PM
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"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
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(Sorry, couldn't resist. :twisted:)
Moxio
05-27-2004, 10:59 PM
Your mom
Wow. That was almost original. *cheesy thumbsup*
Anyways, I'd probably be Bill Gates or something, and blow all his money on stupid stuff, then switch over to BigNick. :lol:
yeahokthenfu
05-27-2004, 11:04 PM
bill gates' son
redrobot
05-27-2004, 11:50 PM
Prince William, he could have any lady in the world
Cracka
05-28-2004, 12:16 AM
jessica simpsons gynecologist.... SPROIOIOIOIOIONG!
BABETOOTH
05-28-2004, 12:34 AM
Id love to be a big Eagle, so I could be free to fly anywhere and then I would take huge craps on shiny new cars...
daphatty
05-28-2004, 09:38 AM
Yea I'd have to say Nick Lache. Lucky Bastard. Not only is his woman fine, but she's a freak in bed. You can just see it in her recently deflowered eyes.
The Successful Dropout
05-28-2004, 01:37 PM
superman
Squirms
05-28-2004, 01:44 PM
CheapyD
Cracka
05-28-2004, 01:49 PM
jessica simpson's on Mad Tv right now *drool* ..
i still stick with my statement that i'd like to be her husband.... or the guy she divorces him for... or her gynecologist.. YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
bruce_pwns_j00
05-28-2004, 09:07 PM
Tony Montana.
PapiChullo
05-28-2004, 09:09 PM
A dildo. :D
Cracka
05-28-2004, 09:19 PM
^no... thats just nasty.... it could be some fat nasty chicks dildo... u atleast wanna specify somebody fukkin hot like Jessica Simpson.... FO REAL!
PapiChullo
05-28-2004, 09:20 PM
I wouldn't have eyes, it would all be the same to me. :D
Darke Katt
05-28-2004, 09:24 PM
Isn't it obvious for me? I'd be the pokemon, Blaziken. Super strength, fire breathing, bird-like features, a trusting companion for the rest of your life, fighting battles for honor.. what more could you ask for? :3
Cracka
05-28-2004, 09:33 PM
jessica simpson kitty
pukemon
05-28-2004, 09:33 PM
elle macpherson's husband.
x0thedeadzone0x
05-28-2004, 11:23 PM
what's this obsession with JS?
Lol.
Anyways I would be... me.
Cuz that's who I am.
Lootr2Core
05-28-2004, 11:31 PM
God.
Oh, wait, I already am the Anti-Christ. Nevermind then, even better.
Pretty goofy wish, If you believe in the anti-christ than you must know that he gets his ass handed to him in the end. If you believe in the anti-christ you can't argue that the big loss isn't inevitable.
SneakyPenguin
05-28-2004, 11:35 PM
God.
Oh, wait, I already am the Anti-Christ. Nevermind then, even better.
Pretty goofy wish, If you believe in the anti-christ than you must know that he gets his ass handed to him in the end. If you believe in the anti-christ you can't argue that the big loss isn't inevitable.
I don't believe, I am an atheist. I have just been called that on multiple occassions.
Ebraum
05-29-2004, 08:53 AM
I'd be the man I could have been but never was.
Eclipse
05-29-2004, 10:56 AM
Felicias tail. Rawr.
...wrong.
bruce_pwns_j00
05-29-2004, 12:10 PM
Id still be tony montana.....Im tony montana, a political prisoner from cuba.
Cracka
05-29-2004, 09:51 PM
what's this obsession with JS?
she's fukkin hot..
x0thedeadzone0x
05-29-2004, 09:54 PM
OK, I've come to the conclusion that you guys think so but i tend to think that there should be lots of 'fukkin hot' celebrities and its funny that all of you mention specifically her, that's all.
alongx
05-29-2004, 10:01 PM
I'd be Nightcrawler. Either him or Dr. Quin from Sealab.
Cracka
05-29-2004, 10:15 PM
i'd kinda like to be meatwad from Aqua teen hunger force... he's a pimp
defender
05-29-2004, 10:20 PM
An Eagle.
An American Bald Eagle.
http://www.lysistrataproject.org/assets/eagle_handler.jpg
punqsux
05-29-2004, 10:22 PM
An Eagle.
An American Bald Eagle.
http://www.lysistrataproject.org/assets/eagle_handler.jpg
wow eagles get some hot chicks
PapiChullo
05-30-2004, 02:44 AM
Yeah, she's damn cute...And that's one huge bird.
defender
05-30-2004, 01:58 PM
Most people do not realize how majestic and regal our national bird is. The Eagle is a thing of pure wonder.
Most people do not realize how majestic and regal our national bird is. The Eagle is a thing of pure wonder.
And delicious like nobody's business.
PapiChullo
05-30-2004, 02:58 PM
I had a dream last night that I was getting attacked by a huge eagle, all this picture's fault. I won though, of course. :D
Fungi
05-30-2004, 03:08 PM
Most people do not realize how majestic and regal our national bird is. The Eagle is a thing of pure wonder.
And delicious like nobody's business.
Condor eggs is tasty too.
Cracka
05-30-2004, 04:19 PM
u havent lived until you've eaten a DoDo bird..he put up a good chase, but finally got tired and i clubbed him over the head with a 2x4.