VanillaGorilla
03-16-2006, 01:48 PM
So I'm going through the checkout at Wal Mart yesterday (had to pick up GRAW and some groceries), and I noticed something that probably isn't an isolated incident. The checkout to my left was being worked by a woman who literally looked like a female live action version of Shrek. Her head was almost an exact square shape, and she had a face only a blind mother could love. To my right, was an older woman who was sporting an exquisite mullet. To say it was all business up front and a party out back would be an understatement.
Of course, this is to be expected, considering it's Wal Mart. But directly in front of me, I noticed the 2 bankers at the Premiere Bank contained within Wal Mart were both pants raising babes. The stark contrast was amazing. I've been to a lot of public places, and usually, it's either all trolls, or mostly hotties, but I've never seen 2 nasty checkout cashiers flanked by such hot banking honies. I was tempted to withdraw my penis from my pants and deposit it onto the counter, in my usual suave fashion.
Of course, this is to be expected, considering it's Wal Mart. But directly in front of me, I noticed the 2 bankers at the Premiere Bank contained within Wal Mart were both pants raising babes. The stark contrast was amazing. I've been to a lot of public places, and usually, it's either all trolls, or mostly hotties, but I've never seen 2 nasty checkout cashiers flanked by such hot banking honies. I was tempted to withdraw my penis from my pants and deposit it onto the counter, in my usual suave fashion.