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CheapyD
03-19-2006, 05:23 AM
Ah, Japan...they have products for all my needs!

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/ymij/doublecock.jpg
levi333
03-19-2006, 05:41 AM
What the???
Sway
03-19-2006, 05:51 AM
Awesome. Where's the manual for that?
mcgavin27
03-19-2006, 10:54 AM
Wow!!!
Stoneage
03-19-2006, 11:10 AM
Lesson learned today: Japan likes to drink cock. And seemingly, two cocks. The funny thing to me: It says "Made in Japan" in English.
Graystone
03-19-2006, 02:23 PM
The funny thing to me: It says "Made in Japan" in English.

I saw that to it made me :lol: I guess Japan loves the cock.
XxFuRy2Xx
03-19-2006, 08:16 PM
Hahahahahaha. Man, that is too much...
blackcracker
03-19-2006, 08:53 PM
They need to have a double fisted ad right next to it.
alongx
03-19-2006, 10:15 PM
Well, while I don't know where you can keep your cocks, I can tell you where to fill all of your cock ring (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Un5SHBNRBQI) needs.
j.elles
03-19-2006, 10:37 PM
Cock supposed to be short for Peacock the brand name. Or is it the name or a drink or type of drink. Like Soda fountain or something.
Ikohn4ever
03-19-2006, 11:39 PM
and just when I said where am I goin to put my two cocks
The Linguist
03-19-2006, 11:50 PM
That figures. I just bought a single cock keeper, and now they come out with this model. Damn you Japan!
zewone
03-19-2006, 11:52 PM
In your butt boy! You hear me? I said in your butt!!teehee
thorbahn3
03-20-2006, 12:43 AM
I keep my cock in the basement so it stays cool and moist.
R1V3R5
03-20-2006, 12:57 AM
Well, while I don't know where you can keep your cocks, I can tell you where to fill all of your cock ring (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Un5SHBNRBQI) needs.


LOL, almost forgot about that! Mr. Show owns.
1modernboy
03-20-2006, 10:31 AM
I keep mine wrapped in cellophane and packed in dry ice... but that's just me.
boozi
03-20-2006, 01:23 PM
Another great picture that should be sent to engrish.com :D
AkuRit
03-20-2006, 11:01 PM
Thats a keeper
Dkellar
03-21-2006, 12:44 AM
You better have bought one!
HumanSnatcher
03-21-2006, 05:03 AM
Mine is detachable. But damn if I'm ever losing it. I once found it being sold right next to a toaster on the side of the street for sale. I had to talk the guy down from 22 to 17. But once I got home, I washed it off and put it back. I finally felt like a complete man again
ZeroSupporT
03-22-2006, 12:51 PM
I hope they don't have a soda called Cock.

"Pass me a cock, man"
"I'm so thirsty, I sure could use some cock right about now"
"Is the cock cold yet?"
evilpenguin9000
03-23-2006, 05:42 AM
Happy as puppy with two peckers?
Snake2715
03-23-2006, 10:37 AM
That figures. I just bought a single cock keeper, and now they come out with this model. Damn you Japan!

But is your cock bigger than this Nin... I mean peacok's double cock version?
DuckM4n
03-23-2006, 03:08 PM
Oh my, now i know why japanese men are so horny, they have TWO of them, imagine the double testosterone and the urges, lol.
shieryda
03-23-2006, 05:33 PM
Mine is detachable. But damn if I'm ever losing it. I once found it being sold right next to a toaster on the side of the street for sale. I had to talk the guy down from 22 to 17. But once I got home, I washed it off and put it back. I finally felt like a complete man again

Ha!!! I remember that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.
Johnny Postman
03-23-2006, 11:06 PM
Great product for the collectors although it's probably best to keep it in the original package - I would guess it goes down in value when you take it out of the wrapper and play with it.
mr ryles
03-23-2006, 11:21 PM
Has it been confirmed What the "cock" is? And where can I find this cock? Is the cock rare? Why do I need a machine for disspensing 2 cocks? What flavors of cock do they make? Is the cock a cold drink or hot drink? Is the cock even a drink?
HumanSnatcher
03-24-2006, 02:41 AM
Ha!!! I remember that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile.

Dude, I think you're the first person that probably got that! That song was the first thing that came to mind when I opened the thread ahaha
psiufoxx2
03-24-2006, 03:29 PM
They are right.. that's a Keeper.
shieryda
03-24-2006, 03:42 PM
Cheapy, can we get a verdict on this thing? Does it keep your cock hot or cold, or both at the same time?
mr ryles
03-24-2006, 04:09 PM
if you leave the cock in there too long will it go flat? Or is there something to keep the carbination up?
Psyc
03-28-2006, 07:16 PM
Ok, so what exactly does cock mean in Japan?
graf1k
04-01-2006, 12:01 AM
Was I the only one that thought the punchline would be a picture of a woman?
CYRiX
04-02-2006, 01:55 AM
That figures. I just bought a single cock keeper, and now they come out with this model. Damn you Japan!
i just lol'd
praystation
04-02-2006, 08:51 PM
Funny video: You guys gotta watch this one. This is how English is being taught in Japan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7mv-lep67uI

(be warned: the video contains adult situations, if you know what i am sayin' LOL)
mr ryles
04-02-2006, 09:26 PM
Funny video: You guys gotta watch this one. This is how English is being taught in Japan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7mv-lep67uI

(be warned: the video contains adult situations, if you know what i am sayin' LOL)

I have to sign up to watch that video, so I'll pass.
Quillion
04-02-2006, 11:22 PM
I hope they don't have a soda called Cock.

"Pass me a cock, man"
"I'm so thirsty, I sure could use some cock right about now"
"Is the cock cold yet?"

And most importantly, does it mix well?

"Hey bartender, get me a stiff cock!"
shieryda
04-04-2006, 01:01 PM
And most importantly, does it mix well?

"Hey bartender, get me a stiff cock!"

If you're buying, I'll have a cock on the rocks. Don't forget the twist.