View Full Version : If you got a billion dollars....
bruce_pwns_j00
05-31-2004, 10:50 AM
What would be the first thing you would buy? For me I would finally get an iPod. :D
The Successful Dropout
05-31-2004, 10:53 AM
britney spears...then the olsen twins
SneakyPenguin
05-31-2004, 10:56 AM
A plane ticket.
Someone knows of what I speak (inside thing)
swetooth9
05-31-2004, 10:56 AM
a good pc...i never had the joy of being able to play games like call of duty, etc. b/c of my crappy ass pc :(
bignick
05-31-2004, 11:08 AM
I would buy an island. One that the RIAA has no juristiction over, then host every song and movie for free.
SS4Brolly
05-31-2004, 11:15 AM
Buy GameFAQs
Get therapy for my pointer finger because of excessive clicking of the "Ban User" button.
I would buy an island. One that the RIAA has no juristiction over, then host every song and movie for free.
I think your island would be mysteriously bombed into dust pretty quickly the way the MPAA and RIAA push the government around.
bignick
05-31-2004, 11:19 AM
I would buy an island. One that the RIAA has no juristiction over, then host every song and movie for free.
I think your island would be mysteriously bombed into dust pretty quickly the way the MPAA and RIAA push the government around.
Na, I wold have it all underground, and would have co-located servers.
I don't know, but then I wouldn't be a CAG anymore. I'd have money for once, and I'd buy games when they first came out for $50.
Steggy
05-31-2004, 11:21 AM
I don't know, but then I wouldn't be a CAG anymore. I'd have money for once, and I'd buy games when they first came out for $50.
Nah way, ya gota be froogle with that billion dollars :) Buy ever single deal you see on this site :)
alongx
05-31-2004, 11:38 AM
a G5 apple with 23" widescreen HD LCD display. man, it feels like i'll never be able to afford that.
Tennisjon2002
05-31-2004, 11:40 AM
Bitches and Cars
Ebraum
05-31-2004, 11:49 AM
I'd spend it all on women and booze, the rest I'd just waste.
Missingdata
05-31-2004, 12:13 PM
I would put half of the billion into my bank account to earn interest.... the half of it into a house
Kaijufan
05-31-2004, 12:18 PM
I think that I would put 3/4 in the bank, and spend the rest on some nice things, like a super high end computer, huge TV, super fast internet connection, all of the DVD TV shows that I want (Star Trek, X-Files), and and tons of cool Godzilla stuff.
Cracka
05-31-2004, 12:23 PM
lamborghini
Hummer
all games made for xbox/ps2/GC
a couple of plasma tv's..
new house..
all the channels you can possibly get on a tv
x0thedeadzone0x
05-31-2004, 12:25 PM
The first thing I would do is see the person I love.
Cracka
05-31-2004, 12:30 PM
but u dont know where i live
italianstallion
05-31-2004, 12:39 PM
Id finally buy kabuki warriors.
brianlb78
05-31-2004, 12:39 PM
He said a billion dollars, that's 1,000,000,000.00. You could buy any and everything you ever wanted and still have hunderds of millions left.
Monsta Mack
05-31-2004, 01:18 PM
Pretty much every game I had ANY interest in, and a decent car. Even with a billion I would still be a cheapass, but I would make sure I would never have to work again.
gamefreak117
05-31-2004, 01:35 PM
I would first buy a new house with a complete gaming center and a swimming pool...
then I would buy about 16 top-of-the-line PCs, and have a major LAN party, and buy 16 of each of all the best games I could lan with.
guyver2077
05-31-2004, 01:38 PM
fly out to ny and meet the cheap one himself.....we owe that man for making this all possible...
Tricky
05-31-2004, 01:41 PM
I would move to another state and buy a house.
I would also buy more video games.
yeahokthenfu
05-31-2004, 01:44 PM
First thing first, dodge viper, then Big ass truck and put that thing in the shop get a lift kit bigger rims and tires, then i would drop by best buy get the biggest and best television, have them deliver it to my 5 million dollar house, then i would finnally get a gamecube, all the games for all the systems, and then and then and then and then some more and then till there is no more money
Ledhed
05-31-2004, 01:48 PM
fly out to ny and meet the cheap one himself.....we owe that man for making this all possible...
Fuckin' A
I'd be honored to buy Cheapy a beer and chill back with some games. We ALL owe him that much.
guyver2077
05-31-2004, 01:57 PM
fly out to ny and meet the cheap one himself.....we owe that man for making this all possible...
shaq-fuin' A
I'd be honored to buy Cheapy a beer and chill back with some games. We ALL owe him that much.
lol drink a cold one while playing some winning eleven 7... im sure he would appreciate the thought
killermike3706
05-31-2004, 02:15 PM
i would buy what ever the helli want, which is bitches and more bitches.
Cracka
05-31-2004, 02:17 PM
i'd buy jessica simpson... fo real
weimerwanger
05-31-2004, 02:25 PM
with a billion dollars, i'd make myself a rock star
i cant even sing or play an instument, so i'd just over promote myself like linkin park
i'd have my own tour bus, but never really do any concerts, just stop at major cities and bang cute groupies
eventually i'd die from doing 20 speedballs, belushi style
Moxio
05-31-2004, 02:28 PM
i'd buy jessica simpson... fo real
I could see that coming.
I'd buy a really good gaming PC, top of the line.
karmapolice
05-31-2004, 02:40 PM
Id give everyone (that I know) on CAG and give a couple million...Id give cheapy a little more seeing as he has to run all of this...and the mods a little more aswell...Then we could change the site to RAG (Rich Ass Gamer) and it would be swell...
x0thedeadzone0x
05-31-2004, 02:50 PM
yea right... even when i'd be billions of dollars filthy rich i'd still be cheap.. hey you dont know u could always just throw that money out the window and never even know... :shock: so i'd be like hey find any 5$ games? and they'd be like no but you have a million $ why dont u just go buy the retail and id be like fuck no! havent bought a retail in 3 years and it wastes money XD
Moxio
05-31-2004, 02:50 PM
Id give everyone (that I know) on CAG and give a couple million...Id give cheapy a little more seeing as he has to run all of this...and the mods a little more aswell...Then we could change the site to RAG (Rich Ass Gamer) and it would be swell...
Hehe RichAssGamer. Post the worst deals you can, since we're all rolling in the green stuff.
karmapolice
05-31-2004, 02:53 PM
Disgea for $200!
ah_sq
05-31-2004, 03:02 PM
i will buy a console and a game for every current cheap ass member who posted here.
punqsux
05-31-2004, 03:04 PM
i will buy a console and a game for every current cheap ass member who posted here.
posts!
karmapolice
05-31-2004, 03:05 PM
thats a little shitty...you have a BILLION $'s and your only willing to spend upwards of $200?
Mustang O-Line 75
05-31-2004, 03:06 PM
I'd make it my goal to control the market on at least one game. Own every copy of it. Ever.
JSweeney
05-31-2004, 03:06 PM
If I had a billion dollars, I'd buy a 1 mile by 1 mile block in Detroit, staff it with my own private police force, and turn it into a showplace, hopefully kick starting the rivitalization of Detroit.
I figure a strech of land somewhere near either downtown, the new center, or the culutral center would only be a couple hundred thousand dollars.
Moxio
05-31-2004, 03:08 PM
Now that I think about it, it would be cool to host my own gaming expo (bigger than E3).
Cracka
05-31-2004, 04:00 PM
i'd rub sweet and sour sauce all over my body
bignick
05-31-2004, 04:26 PM
I would throw the largets party ever. Fly in all my friends. Alot of you CAGers. Man that would be sweet.
punqsux
05-31-2004, 04:30 PM
i'd rub sweet and sour sauce all over my body
you can do that for free if you have a wendys near you and the balls to take a ton of sweet and sour packets
Renzokuken
05-31-2004, 04:32 PM
Id make a movie.
Least itll be better than Uwe Boll's House of the Dead.
godhatesjustyou
05-31-2004, 04:33 PM
i would buy a pho restaurant, and a sofa store. i'd name em "Pho King" and the "Sofa King"
....i can see it now.
WeaponX2099
05-31-2004, 04:40 PM
I'll buy Acura NSX, a mansion, a fine broad (Beyonce or Kelis or Lindsey Lohen), buy Marvel Comics ( should be enough) and start a record label.
First I would pay off all my bills. Then I would buy plane tickets to Las Vegas for all my friends to have one big ass party.
racerman8
05-31-2004, 04:43 PM
A big house with all the games I could get my hands on.
guyver2077
05-31-2004, 04:45 PM
i would buy sega and knock some sense into them...
bring back nights dammit
Cracka
05-31-2004, 05:28 PM
Cracka wrote:
i'd rub sweet and sour sauce all over my body
you can do that for free if you have a wendys near you and the balls to take a ton of sweet and sour packets
yea but they get mad when you lay on their floor naked rubbin sweet and sour sauce all over yourself when you're not rich
jk..
Darke Katt
05-31-2004, 09:30 PM
I wouldn't buy anything with it until I paid off all my family's bills, my husband's family's bills, and bought them all a better house and car (my mom wants a Winnebago to travel the US when she retires). Then after all that's squared away, I'd stick a million each into a separate savings account for our future kids' college funds (hopefully no less than two, but a little extra in case there's three). After that is a toss up; travel (always wanted to visit online friends, Japan, and Australia) or just regular fun money, like on the wide screen, high definition, flat screen and surround sound entertainment system that hubby always wanted, and I'll probably have a ball on eBay, buying every transformer I don't own yet >:3
Spacepest
05-31-2004, 09:43 PM
I'd buy all the houses on my street and then boot all the neighbors out so I can play videogames uninterrupted in peace, and never have to listen to them bitch about them mowing my lawn when I am spending quality time with my consoles. CheapyD could live in one of the houses for free if he wanted to and I would give him an unlimited supply of beer.
i would buy a pho restaurant, and a sofa store. i'd name em "Pho King" and the "Sofa King"
....i can see it now.
godhatesjustyou, you could buy out my local Korean restaurant. It's called the Pho Kim Long Restaurant. LMAO, one really exists!!
Jaket
05-31-2004, 09:46 PM
i would buy the mcdonalds i work at and turn it into a whore house with a free item off the dollar menu with ever fuck. :)
ZForce915
05-31-2004, 09:57 PM
fly out to ny and meet the cheap one himself.....we owe that man for making this all possible...
shaq-fuin' A
I'd be honored to buy Cheapy a beer and chill back with some games. We ALL owe him that much.
lol drink a cold one while playing some winning eleven 7... im sure he would appreciate the thought
Agreed. I'd like to meet Cheapy and buy him a cold one.
To Cheapy! :beer:
bignick
05-31-2004, 10:06 PM
fly out to ny and meet the cheap one himself.....we owe that man for making this all possible...
shaq-fuin' A
I'd be honored to buy Cheapy a beer and chill back with some games. We ALL owe him that much.
lol drink a cold one while playing some winning eleven 7... im sure he would appreciate the thought
Agreed. I'd like to meet Cheapy and buy him a cold one.
To Cheapy! :beer:
I would hire a hacker to hack manimals account. I would then set up a trade with Zforce in which they qould ship at the same time. I thould then sit back and enjoy the show! I would be so evil!!!!!!!!!!
SpookyD
05-31-2004, 10:17 PM
http://www.lowbright.com/phoshizzle.jpg
On the topic of Pho....
Moxio
05-31-2004, 10:19 PM
^ Lol hilarious. Those Vietnamese people have the right idea. =)
Renzokuken
05-31-2004, 10:20 PM
Man i would love to go to that restaurant.
punqsux
05-31-2004, 10:30 PM
fly out to ny and meet the cheap one himself.....we owe that man for making this all possible...
shaq-fuin' A
I'd be honored to buy Cheapy a beer and chill back with some games. We ALL owe him that much.
lol drink a cold one while playing some winning eleven 7... im sure he would appreciate the thought
Agreed. I'd like to meet Cheapy and buy him a cold one.
To Cheapy! :beer:
I would hire a hacker to hack manimals account. I would then set up a trade with Zforce in which they qould ship at the same time. I thould then sit back and enjoy the show! I would be so evil!!!!!!!!!!
LOL