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bruce_pwns_j00
06-01-2004, 11:51 AM
ok i just saw this and it is corny as hell, here it is, follow the steps
say pig after every word on this list:

pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look

now use that list and say pig before every word on thiws list:
pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look

now say pig before and after every word on this list:

pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look

now for the last step read the list from the bottom to the top
pigs
about
talking
idiot
this
got
i
long
how
look

Cracka
06-01-2004, 11:58 AM
lol i was thinkin.. where the hell is this going? i read the words top to bottom as soon as i saw the list to see if there was a message but didnt think to look bottom to top lol

swetooth9
06-01-2004, 12:02 PM
that IS corny! :D

XboxMaster
06-01-2004, 01:51 PM
I love these kind of jokes!!! There's one about a hotel I'm tempted to type out. It's this joke where you talk about these three guys in a hotel for about like five minutes, and there's like no punch-line at all when you expect one.

ZForce915
06-01-2004, 01:55 PM
If anyone actually makes it through that joke before realizing the puchline....

bignick
06-01-2004, 01:56 PM
lol emailed that to everyone.

Eclipse
06-01-2004, 02:22 PM
damn..that would be a real hard joke to sell. =P real corny.

swetooth9
06-01-2004, 02:28 PM
I love these kind of jokes!!! There's one about a hotel I'm tempted to type out. It's this joke where you talk about these three guys in a hotel for about like five minutes, and there's like no punch-line at all when you expect one.

type it here for fun :D

Cracka
06-01-2004, 02:29 PM
kinda like my birdbath joke..

PapiChullo
06-01-2004, 03:40 PM
Ha, it got a little chuckle out of me.

Gothic Walrus
06-01-2004, 03:44 PM
I'm a bit surprised that I haven't seen that one before. Congrats - you got me to smile. :D

I didn't fall for it...but the sad thing is, I've got friends who would. Time to break out the e-mailed jokes again...

x0thedeadzone0x
06-01-2004, 03:49 PM
Heh, I got something similar to it so I knew what was coming (had read it ) but did it out anyways just for fun. Good job though, I havent seen that particular one heh ;) :)

KrazyKefka
06-03-2004, 12:22 AM
I heard a corny joke from my friend the other day, a corny philsophy joke. Here goes....*ahem*

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The barkeeper asks "Would you like a drink?" Descartes replies "I think not" and *poof* - he vanishes.

Lame, corny, I know, but it made me laugh. Maybe it's because I've been studying this stuff. Oh well......

Moxio
06-03-2004, 12:26 AM
Nice one, Bruce.

magilacudy
06-03-2004, 12:27 AM
kinda like my birdbath joke..

Haha... I still don't get that joke. Oh well. :?

Cracka
06-03-2004, 12:31 AM
lmao.. yea... thats the greatness of it.. there is nothing to get..