nOTT named

[Rocko]

Because I lack creativity.

But no one else is making one.

:]

[Kayden]

fars'd!

Now rub my nipples.

[dcfox]

Did you know there's an actual Dr. OTT? Noticed it today at work, Dr. Jill Ott, from Clearwater, FL.

[DT778]

I know that's what the sensible part of me says. Then again, the MGS megafan in me reminds me that its something I won't be able to get again.


Edit- My check book and credit card bills are voting for sell also.
what extra stuff is on it?

[RedvsBlue]

Some may be disappointed but I did it, I listed my MGS 3 S LE...
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1811484#post1811484

I wish I could justify keeping it but I need cash right now.

what extra stuff is on it?

I'm selling it with the obligatory Saga DVD.

[Hex]

I'm a season late on this, buuut.. Carlos Mencia is the only thing I can stand watching on TV these days. He's got some dumb shit, sure (The Kanye West is a craaazy $$$$er dragged on too long.. And we didn't need to see the belugas afterwards) but the mostly thoughtless, male humour is enough to make me laugh.

Carlos and CSI. Woot, furries: Your fursuit is bad, and you make Grissom mad. :(

[SpottedNigel]

Watching random wrestling vids on youtube and google video...unfortunately the Bret Hart/HBK Survivor series match isnt loading on youtube...

[DT778]

Some may be disappointed but I did it, I listed my MGS 3 S LE...
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1811484#post1811484

I wish I could justify keeping it but I need cash right now.



I'm selling it with the obligatory Saga DVD. I ment more of like whats on it that is not on the regular edition that was also released.

I'm a season late on this, buuut.. Carlos Mencia is the only thing I can stand watching on TV these days. He's got some dumb shit, sure (The Kanye West is a craaazy $$$$er dragged on too long.. And we didn't need to see the belugas afterwards) but the mostly thoughtless, male humour is enough to make me laugh.

Carlos and CSI. Woot, furries: Your fursuit is bad, and you make Grissom mad. :( So far Mind of Mencia has been great. I like his commercial that has the chick going "who you calling bro bitch"

I feel like watching batman returns. I havent watched it since it was first released on video, maybe I'll go rent it. Who would have thought of using an umbrella as a weapon.
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/5968/btaspenguin8fp.th.jpg (http://img159.imageshack.us/my.php?image=btaspenguin8fp.jpg)

[SpottedNigel]

Who would have thought of using an umbrella as a weapon.


Mary fucking Poppins

[Hex]

So far Mind of Mencia has been great. I like his commercial that has the chick going "who you calling bro bitch"
God yes. I love how right as he's about to say something, it freezes. :lol: After the butch broad, the best one is when he's sitting on the bench next to the preacher, and the crowd of kids walk by. :lol:

Mary fucking Poppins

Stuck in the 90's? You poor bastard, the 90's sucked balls. :D

[RedvsBlue]

I ment more of like whats on it that is not on the regular edition that was also released.


OH, basically the only thing the LE has over the regular edition, aside from the slick red cover, is a disc of all the MGS3 ingame movies cut into one 3 and 1/2 hour movie. Considering I'd probably watch it once and forget about it, I think its worth selling now.

[DT778]

^ fuck that. You can just watch that while you play the game.

tip- I don't think I've seen that one.

[corrosivefrost]

Because I lack creativity.

But no one else is making one.

:]

And here, in your effort to make one without creativity, you have done something which I found creative.

Hooray!

[beerguy961]

Gah, weekend needs to come.

And whichever OTTer was complaining about p-chem last year around this time: T'ain't so bad...

[RedvsBlue]

I really can't figure out what's going on with Leno's guest right now...

Edit- I can't tell if he's actually mentally challenged or if he's just acting and talking like he is.

[DT778]

Just passed Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3. Its the first time I have passed it since I never owned the original on nintendo.

From one italian game to another I just need 2 more missions for the Godfater. I don't know if I should do them, then finish taking over New York or if I should take over New York first.

Also back in the days in Super Mario Bros. I always thought that the warp pipes were part of the game. Like if they were there for you to pick your route. I have never passed the game by going thru all of the worlds, I usually went 1 - 3 (to try to get infinite lives)- 4 - 8.

[Liquid 2]

I got the 2 gb of Corsair RAM I ordered today :D

awesome stuff

edit: forgot to mention that I got it from Newegg.
great retailer

[Kayden]

I never could get the timing on that stupid shell.

[SpottedNigel]

http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/

Catchy

[SpottedNigel]

Going to sleep now... I have BUSY day today and I should probably get some rest.

...

I hope the Revolution lets me plug in my iPod and listen to Smashing Pumpkins while playing classic NES game... ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

[zionoverfire]

I hope the Revolution lets me plug in my iPod and listen to Smashing Pumpkins while playing classic NES game... ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

Because hooking a CD player up to your sound system is too much work?

[crazytalkx]

Damnit, had I been here I would've made BoOTTy 2: Electric Boogaloo

[RedvsBlue]

Because hooking a CD player up to your sound system is too much work?


Microsoft thinks so!

Seriously though, being able to play music off my PC's harddrive is a very awesome feature.

[RedvsBlue]

Damnit, had I been here I would've made BoOTTy 2: Electric Boogaloo


AWWW DARN IT!

Oh well, better luck next time.

[DT778]

Earlier today I tried to plug in my DS to my car stereo and it wouldn't work. That could have been some cool shit if it did.

[RedvsBlue]

Earlier today I tried to plug in my DS to my car stereo and it wouldn't work. That could have been some cool shit if it did.

This was the highlight of your day? Come on, at least make something up. If nothing else, at least tell us it worked so by this time tomorrow there's a bunch of people posting how they can't get it to work and a "Rumor Control" story about it pops up on Gamespot.

[zionoverfire]

Microsoft thinks so!

Seriously though, being able to play music off my PC's harddrive is a very awesome feature.

true but a computer and a revolution are quite different.

[RedvsBlue]

true but a computer and a revolution are quite different.

Oh I wouldn't say they're that different. I mean they're both outdated a month after release...

oh no he didn't!

[zionoverfire]

Oh I wouldn't say they're that different. I mean they're both outdated a month after release...

oh no he didn't!

kinda like your avatars?

[crazytalkx]

kinda like your avatars?

Oh snap x 2!

[RedvsBlue]

kinda like your avatars?

AHHHHHH

Its not gonna work this time though.

I'm too lazy to find/set up anything else for a long time so this one's here to stay.

Edit- Although I am pretty good at making sigs (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90264)

[beerguy961]

That Ninja video is hypnotic....

[FriskyTanuki]

Nice. My first checkbook is done, and the Hulk finished it off. Now to use the next one. :)

I think I'll go try the Tomb Raider Legend demo on the OPM demo disc. I think I'll give the Gitarro Man demo a try, too, as I remember not really liking it the first time I tried it.

[Renegade_Zero]

So I don't have to make a new thread, does anyone know what the h stands for in Planck's E=hv formula? thanks.

[Ledhed]

Carlos Mencia is the only thing I can stand watching on TV these days.

I hope you die in a car fire.

[FriskyTanuki]

So I don't have to make a new thread, does anyone know what the h stands for in Planck's E=hv formula? thanks.

http://www.sparknotes.com/biography/planck/terms/term_C.5.html

Took 5 seconds with google.

[Renegade_Zero]

http://www.sparknotes.com/biography/planck/terms/term_C.5.html

Took 5 seconds with google.

thanks, I googled it but I guess I didn't see the sparknotes.

[Kayden]

I'm gunna flipout... like a ninja... because thats what ninjas do...


Thats catchy...

[2poor]

I'm a season late on this, buuut.. Carlos Mencia is the only thing I can stand watching on TV these days.

Say it ain't so Tiphireth. Say it ain't so...

[Kayden]

.... 8-[

Atleast this one is a bit better...

[Rig]

Man. I've been playing DDR for quite some time now, and I've known about StepMania...but I didn't think much of it. I figured if it was free it must not be very good.

Geez, I was dead wrong. I finally got it tonight and cannot believe how much work they've put into it! It's incredible!

Does anybody know of any 'official' DDR songs for StepMania? (If they even make DDR songs...)

[Brak]

I finally found a... digital copy of John Harrison's score for George A. Romero's Day of the Dead.

Fuck yeah.

[Kayden]

Wheres the rest of the girl?

[Kayden]

http://www.joeandmonkey.com/comic/20060407.gif

[Brak]

Someplace sexy, probably.

[Brak]

http://www.joeandmonkey.com/comic/20060407.gif

... don't post any more of these, please. :(

[Trakan]

I'm a season late on this, buuut.. Carlos Mencia is the only thing I can stand watching on TV these days. He's got some dumb shit, sure (The Kanye West is a craaazy $$$$er dragged on too long.. And we didn't need to see the belugas afterwards) but the mostly thoughtless, male humour is enough to make me laugh.

Dude, please tell me you're joking. Carlos Mencia is a fucking no talent hack. He's been known to steal jokes. Half the time I don't even know if he wrote what I'm not laughing at. "Carlos Mencia" isn't even his real name - it's Ned Holness. He's not even Mexican, he's Honduran and German, making all of his "beaner" jokes null and void. His name was made up to sound "more Mexican."

http://hopeinamerica.com/

Click that link and scroll down to read more.

Sorry for the rant, and I'm not directing this at you, just that unfunny douchebag who is "Carlos Mencia."

[Brak]

Ah. Carlos Mencia: a constant reminder of why stand-up is in a positively HIV positive state.

[Hex]

I love you guys too- Both Led and Trakan? Let's get Shrike in here and go for the record! :D The thing is, that just shows you how much I dislike TV nowadays- all that entertains me is a "mexican" making a bunch of racist jokes. I suppose it's more entertaining to me because one of my friends at school and I can relate to these jokes- There was a Hindu who'd hang around with us, and we'd make fun of him constantly. Consequently, the Hindu skit that Mencia.. er, Ned Holness did was pretty funny to me because we could relate to it.

After thinking about it, Chris Tidus is my favourite comedian on TV, but he's never on. I liked him long before Menica came on, but Tidus has been gone forever. :/


Sorry for the rant, and I'm not directing this at you, just that unfunny douchebag who is "Carlos Mencia."
Rant away, I like to hear other opinions. Unless it's ThaGoat. Anyway, millions tune into Family Guy, too, so it's a problem all over the nation. ;)

Say it ain't so Tiphireth. Say it ain't so...
I'm trying to find some porn on my comp trying to make it up to you, 2poor, but I don't think you like girls with feathers. :-k

[SpottedNigel]

Because hooking a CD player up to your sound system is too much work?

Dont have a soundsystem at the moment, I do own an iPod, and having the music start and stop with level changes/other events worked well on Xbox (really the only thing I remember enjoying on that damn box)

[RedvsBlue]

Dude, please tell me you're joking. Carlos Mencia is a fucking no talent hack. He's been known to steal jokes. Half the time I don't even know if he wrote what I'm not laughing at. "Carlos Mencia" isn't even his real name - it's Ned Holness. He's not even Mexican, he's Honduran and German, making all of his "beaner" jokes null and void. His name was made up to sound "more Mexican."

http://hopeinamerica.com/

Click that link and scroll down to read more.

Sorry for the rant, and I'm not directing this at you, just that unfunny douchebag who is "Carlos Mencia."

Ahhh, he's like the the "Mexican" version of Larry the Cable Guy then is what you're saying?

[Roufuss]

Dude, please tell me you're joking. Carlos Mencia is a fucking no talent hack. He's been known to steal jokes. Half the time I don't even know if he wrote what I'm not laughing at. "Carlos Mencia" isn't even his real name - it's Ned Holness. He's not even Mexican, he's Honduran and German, making all of his "beaner" jokes null and void. His name was made up to sound "more Mexican."

http://hopeinamerica.com/

Click that link and scroll down to read more.

Sorry for the rant, and I'm not directing this at you, just that unfunny douchebag who is "Carlos Mencia."

I heard this awhile ago... after hearing it, Carlos Mencia went from tolerable to "please get the fuck off my television you are no Dave Chapelle".

Whatever happened to that new season Comedy Central was hyping of Chapelle's Show, anyways?

[Gothic Walrus]

Oh man...why did I sleep until eleven?

A full eight hours of sleep and I'm still tired... :???:

[Roufuss]

I have to go to the post office to get priority mail boxes... but I don't feel like it. The longer I wait though, the longer the line will be. I just hate the post office so damn much.

[RedvsBlue]

I heard this awhile ago... after hearing it, Carlos Mencia went from tolerable to "please get the fuck off my television you are no Dave Chapelle".

Whatever happened to that new season Comedy Central was hyping of Chapelle's Show, anyways?

Someone was telling me about Mencia a little bit ago and as they were explaining it to me I asked/stated "So basically he's another Dave Chappelle right?"
"Oh no, no he's nothing like Chapelle"
"Let me get this straight, he makes fun of his own race and throws out a bunch of jokes that every douche bag in america is gonna be repeating them. How is he not the next Chapelle?"
"Well he makes fun of all races, he tries to break down the racial barriers and there's nothing really that you can quote from his stuff"

Then this guy and another guy proceed to quote the fucking show for 20 minutes! Umm ok douche bag.

[corrosivefrost]

Whatever happened to that new season Comedy Central was hyping of Chapelle's Show, anyways?

I want to say it's supposed to be airing sometime in May.

[Kayden]

... don't post any more of these, please. :(

If it makes you feel any better, I was laid off too... :-(

http://www.joeandmonkey.com/comic/20060404.gif

[Roufuss]

If it makes you feel any better, I was laid off too... :-(
]

Hey, me too, almost two months ago!

[Kayden]

Hey, me too, almost two months ago!

Yea, they got me at the end of February. :-(

I've got another job lined up that I was supposed to start Wednesday, but they pushed it back a week.

http://www.joeandmonkey.com/comic/20060405.gif

[beerguy961]

Something nice about being done with class at 10AM...

[Kayden]

Something nice about being done with class at 10AM...


Theres something nice about not having to go to class and getting up at noon.

[beerguy961]

Theres something nice about not having to go to class and getting up at noon.
It's also nice to have money. Which I have very little of at the moment...

[zewone]

Just finished watching the Family Guy episode of South Park... very unfunny, also just finished watching the Chef Returns episode, slightly more funny, but still not very good compared to what South Park used to be.

They are getting way too topical.

[Hex]

he tries to break down the racial barriers

:lol: Riight.

Just finished watching the Family Guy episode of South Park... very unfunny, also just finished watching the Chef Returns episode, slightly more funny, but still not very good compared to what South Park used to be.

They are getting way too topical.

I saw that last night, same opinion here. Another thing occured to me after thinking about Mencia's stuff being all ripped from other people- I admit I'm a fan of Ron White, although his scotch and cigar schtick is lame- But I listened to 'You Can't Fix Stupid" again this morning after d/ling off of Rhapsody after it came out, and he says, with regard to the Michael Jackson trial, 'Now folks, I've been jacking off for thirty years, and even I couldn't pick my dick out of a police lineup.' Now, I recall in the Chappelle skit where he's questioned concerning Michael Jackson, he says something like 'I have been jacking off for years- I couldn't pick my dick out of a police lineup, and me and my dick are like THIS (crosses fingers), son!' Gah, the plagarism, it's fucking everywhere. :/

[beerguy961]

How are they playing baseball in Chicago at this time of the year?

[FriskyTanuki]

How are they playing baseball in Chicago at this time of the year?
Area 51.

[2poor]

Yeah. Spring Break.

[crazytalkx]

Yessss, my spring break starts in a week.

[munch]

I need some help. I just saw a video on MTV (yeah, I know. I couldn't believe it either), and I need to know the name of the band and the song. The video has Dave Grohl and Jack Black in and it looked like the singer/guitar player from Queens of the Stone Age was the drummer. The guitar player in this band would play a solo and it would rip people's clothes off.

Who is this band, and what is the song?

[Gothic Walrus]

Just finished watching the Family Guy episode of South Park... very unfunny, also just finished watching the Chef Returns episode, slightly more funny, but still not very good compared to what South Park used to be.

They are getting way too topical.
Topical's better than crude, no?

[Danro]

Well, it looks like I will be moving here in a couple of days. Still in Boise, just into something a bit smaller, a 3 bedroom house is just too much room for me, although nude sunbathing will be missed.

[Rocko]

Ah, Spring Break. This whole next week, and Monday.

Sounds good. :D

[beerguy961]

Well, it looks like I will be moving here in a couple of days. Still in Boise, just into something a bit smaller, a 3 bedroom house is just too much room for me, although nude sunbathing will be missed.
NUDE SUNBATHING?!?!? WHERE?

[zewone]

Topical's better than crude, no?
Depends. I would rather see the baseball episode or ice-cream-pooping space taco then watch another stupid Family Guy bashing that wasn't funny, and just came off looking jealous. Same goes for making fun of Issac Hayes.

[crazytalkx]

Gah, should I
A) Live on the Cal State Fullerton campus which is about 30 minutes away or
B) Stay at home with my somewhat annoying family
?

Going to be a freshman and I know if I stay at home I'll lack some freedom but not have to pay rent.

[Gothic Walrus]

Depends. I would rather see the baseball episode or ice-cream-pooping space taco then watch another stupid Family Guy bashing that wasn't funny, and just came off looking jealous. Same goes for making fun of Issac Hayes.
This week's episode was really weak, but as for the Issac Hayes...I think it's all in how you look at it.

I'm pretty sure that Kyle's eulogy at the end of the episode was the way that Matt and Trey felt about the ordeal, and I never got the impression that they were mocking Issac Hayes directly. They just managed to stumble upon the best way to both write him out of the series (for now?) and to write an episode that - going from the reaction in my dorm - was pretty darn funny to most people.

As a whole, though, I think that the topical episodes are stronger than the others. To be fair, I think that my idea of "crude" is first season crude, when that's ALL the series seemed to exist for, but it's all opinion anyway.

In other news...I spent another night with my engaged, Germany-bound friend. She's sick, so I brought her food and Kleenex (because she's been using toilet paper for a week now). I feel like I'm setting myself up for a fall, but all the same...I wouldn't trade it for anything right now.

(Unfortunately, my life isn't very interesting beyond that. Who wants to hear about classes or working in the dorm's cafeteria? Looks like I'll be filling the Mr. Anderson role for now if I want to contribute...)

[Rocko]

I just played this flash game called Jigsaw's Escape.

It's like a shittier, Saw-themed Crimson Room.

Meh.

[Gothic Walrus]

I just played this flash game called Jigsaw's Escape.

It's like a shittier, Saw-themed Crimson Room.

Meh.
Wasn't there a sequel to Crimson Room? I need to play that someday...

[Rocko]

Wasn't there a sequel to Crimson Room? I need to play that someday...

Yessir. I played this Saw-esque game my friend linked me to, which reminded me of Crimson Room which pissed me off so I never beat it, so I played and beat it.

And then.

Searched and found the sequel, Viridian Room:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/viridian.php

In case you're interested.

I'm about to play it now.

I've heard it's harder than Crimson Room.

[Roufuss]

As a whole, though, I think that the topical episodes are stronger than the others. To be fair, I think that my idea of "crude" is first season crude, when that's ALL the series seemed to exist for, but it's all opinion anyway.


I hate the first season so much... it hasn't aged well at all, imo. Its the only South Park season on DVD I don't, and never will, own.

[Brak]

I need some help. I just saw a video on MTV (yeah, I know. I couldn't believe it either), and I need to know the name of the band and the song. The video has Dave Grohl and Jack Black in and it looked like the singer/guitar player from Queens of the Stone Age was the drummer. The guitar player in this band would play a solo and it would rip people's clothes off.

Who is this band, and what is the song?

Probably Eagles of Death Metal. And probably their new single "I Want You Soo Hard (Boy's Bad News)". I think that's their first single, anyway.

I don't know for sure, though. Joshua Homme (writer / singer / lead guitarist of Queens of the Stone Age) is the drummer and producer of Eagles of Death Metal, and he's friends with Dave Grohl and Dave Grohl is friends with Jack Black, so it makes sense.

Eagles of Death Metal's new album is the shit, by the way. "Death By Sexy".

If it sounded 1970s as fuck, and if Little Richard were to start a garage band, it's the Eagles of Death Metal.

[beerguy961]

Friday night and nothing to do...

[Strell]

If I have a package that shows as "accepted" at my local post office 3 days ago at 10 in the morning, but it has not been delivered or even attempted to do so (no messages stating otherwise that they tried to deliver), should I be worried?

Cuz I really want my freakin' usb drive, and it's been sitting at the PO for multiple days.

Can I take a tracking number and ask them to find it for me?

[beerguy961]

If I have a package that shows as "accepted" at my local post office 3 days ago at 10 in the morning, but it has not been delivered or even attempted to do so (no messages stating otherwise that they tried to deliver), should I be worried?

Cuz I really want my freakin' usb drive, and it's been sitting at the PO for multiple days.

Can I take a tracking number and ask them to find it for me?
You probably can. I had a similar thing, except they gave me a note...

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Just put in 5-6 hours on Smash Bros (64 of course) with a friend. I don't know if I had played it in 4 years. Good fuckin' times. 8-)

[Kayden]

Just put in 5-6 hours on Smash Bros (64 of course) with a friend. I don't know if I had played it in 4 years. Good fuckin' times. 8-)

You actually participated in social interaction? :-s

I've changed my sig 3 times in 3 days... I need to make up my mind.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I participate in social interaction far more than I play video games. This time it happened to overlap. :lol:

[munch]

Well, I'm about to go take a test for the US Department of State. Wish me luck!

[Strell]

All the wang's luck to you, sir!

WHICH BY COINCIDENCE IS QUITE MUCH.

[munch]

Probably Eagles of Death Metal. And probably their new single "I Want You Soo Hard (Boy's Bad News)". I think that's their first single, anyway.

I don't know for sure, though. Joshua Homme (writer / singer / lead guitarist of Queens of the Stone Age) is the drummer and producer of Eagles of Death Metal, and he's friends with Dave Grohl and Dave Grohl is friends with Jack Black, so it makes sense.

Eagles of Death Metal's new album is the shit, by the way. "Death By Sexy".

If it sounded 1970s as fuck, and if Little Richard were to start a garage band, it's the Eagles of Death Metal.

That's exactly it! Thanks man!

[corrosivefrost]

Huh, I think I'm pretty far along in the crimson room game you mentioned, but I can't seem to find any more items now... it looks like my inventory is almost full...

[Apossum]

Damn, my cat has kidney disease and anemia :-( Guess his age is catching up to him (he's 15)

[beerguy961]

Well, I'm about to go take a test for the US Department of State. Wish me luck!
Drug test?

[Strell]

You probably can. I had a similar thing, except they gave me a note...

That's the problem though. I haven't gotten a note at all.

Which makes me think it's either still sitting at the post office and not moving for some strange reason (been there since the 4th), or someone stole it and there's no way to know because tracking only tells me where it last was.

I'm really starting to worry now. So I'm wondering if I went there with a piece of paper with all the information, could they search the place for it, or would they give me some bullshit about how they haven't attempted to deliver it yet.

Why is it not surprising this problem is with a buy.com order....

[Brak]

That's exactly it! Thanks man!

No porblem.

If you like QOTSA and EoDM, you may like Millionaire. The bassist shredding in EoDM is the bassist / lead singer of Millionaire. They're a very unique band from Belgium.

Homme produced their second album, which is just as good as their first.

"Outside the Simian Flock" is their first album, "Paradisiac" is their second (produced by Homme).

Give the song "Champagne" a listen, and "Street Life Cherry", to get a taste.

[Trakan]

Probably Eagles of Death Metal. And probably their new single "I Want You Soo Hard (Boy's Bad News)". I think that's their first single, anyway.

I don't know for sure, though. Joshua Homme (writer / singer / lead guitarist of Queens of the Stone Age) is the drummer and producer of Eagles of Death Metal, and he's friends with Dave Grohl and Dave Grohl is friends with Jack Black, so it makes sense.

Eagles of Death Metal's new album is the shit, by the way. "Death By Sexy".

If it sounded 1970s as fuck, and if Little Richard were to start a garage band, it's the Eagles of Death Metal.

Eagles of Death Metal did a song on Conan a year or two ago, and I looked all over for it but could never find it online. Any idea what it was?

[Brak]

Eagles of Death Metal did a song on Conan a year or two ago, and I looked all over for it but could never find it online. Any idea what it was?

I think "I Only Want You" was the only single they pushed into the mainstream, on their last record. It's probably that song.

[dcfox]

I can't believe it, I got a hole-in-one in Mario Golf Advance!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Eagles of Death Metal did a song on Conan a year or two ago, and I looked all over for it but could never find it online. Any idea what it was?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0KtH-Jv8Jks

[dcfox]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0KtH-Jv8Jks
Not what I expected out of a band called Eagles of Death Metal.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Not what I expected out of a band called Eagles of Death Metal.You must be misinterpreting their name. :lol:

[Graystone]

Well, I'm about to go take a test for the US Department of State. Wish me luck!

Are you in Prison or on parole?

Drug test I think. Good luck?

[Trakan]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0KtH-Jv8Jks

That's it. Thanks man. And thanks Brak.

[Brak]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0KtH-Jv8Jks

I forgot that they pushed that single. "Speaking in Tongues" is the shit.

I used to piss my girlfriend off by intentionally driving bad when listening to that song.

[Brak]

That's it. Thanks man. And thanks Brak.

No problem.

Also, their band name adds to their moxy and calculated irreverency. Very charming.

[munch]

Are you in Prison or on parole?

Drug test I think. Good luck?

No, not a drug test. To become a Foreign service officer you have to take an examination over a variety of topics. I just got through with it. It was pretty tough. I'm sure I didn't passed :(

[beerguy961]

No, not a drug test. To become a Foreign service officer you have to take an examination over a variety of topics. I just got through with it. It was pretty tough. I'm sure I didn't passed :(
And why do you want to become a foreign service officer?

[Apossum]

heard this new synonym for the word "gay" courtesy of the teens at the bus stop:

"Damn, that shit's brokeback!"

yep, brokeback. #-o

[SpazX]

Any good free audio conversion software (mp3 to wav, etc.)? I'm almost ready to shell out $30 for cd-da extractor, what do you people use?

[dcfox]

heard this new synonym for the word "gay" courtesy of the teens at the bus stop:

"Damn, that shit's brokeback!"

yep, brokeback. #-o Double #-o#-o

[Rocko]

Shit.

Just read the thread about the CC clearance.

What are the chances of anything worthwhile being left tomorrow?

:'[

[Roufuss]

heard this new synonym for the word "gay" courtesy of the teens at the bus stop:

"Damn, that shit's brokeback!"

yep, brokeback. #-o

You can thank the Boondocks for that one... or at least, that's where I first saw it used, awhile ago in the Sunday papers on the comic strip.

Had Riley and Huey watching television, and they made some joke about "Oh man, this show is brokeback" and how that was going to be the new slang term for gay.

[ph33r m3]

I know i'm reaching out to a few but, does anyone know that song from the movie "Perfect Score" when Matt decides to stay in the building and get caught? I seriously cannot even remember a lyric from the song.

[2poor]

heard this new synonym for the word "gay" courtesy of the teens at the bus stop:

"Damn, that shit's brokeback!"

yep, brokeback. #-o

I hear kids at my school call each other brokeback.

[Rocko]

Whoa. Just beat The White Chamber. Easily the best out of Crimson, Viridian, and Blue, and White.

[dcfox]

Whoa. Just beat The White Chamber. Easily the best out of Crimson, Viridian, and Blue, and White.
:?: What are you playing?

[Rocko]

:?: What are you playing?

The Crimson Room series.

Well, it's not so much a series, but they're all get-out-of-the-room games by Toshimitsu Takagi.

First is Crimson Room. Then the sequel, Viridian Room. Then one that I believe was intended for cell phones and is rather easy, The Blue Chamber. And the most recently released The White Chamber. I've beat all of them now.

I'd have to say that I enjoyed White Chamber the most.

You can find them all here:

http://www.fasco-csc.com/index_e.php

Edit: Viridian Room is the sequel of Crimson Room, so if you plan on playing, play Crimson Room first. No biggie, but... I think it's kinda nifty if you play Crimson before Viridian.

Blue Chamber and White Chamber have no relation to the Rooms or each other, though. Except one element that seems to be a recurring... but maybe I'm crazy.

And, according to Wikipedia, he's announced he's making making two more, titled Pink Prison and Tangerine Room.

[zewone]

I forgot that they pushed that single. "Speaking in Tongues" is the shit.

I used to piss my girlfriend off by intentionally driving bad when listening to that song.
A side band/project with Josh Homme and I was not informed? Tell me you have their albums?

[Brak]

A side band/project with Josh Homme and I was not informed? Tell me you have their albums?

Yep.

I'll get on slsk tonight, if you want.

... in fact, I think I have it logged on right now. (I'm at work). Let me know if I am, if you can. I'm curious, now.

[zewone]

Yep.

I'll get on slsk tonight, if you want.

... in fact, I think I have it logged on right now. (I'm at work). Let me know if I am, if you can. I'm curious, now.
You're little bird is blue, but his wings aren't up. Whatever that means. (I haven't used SoulSeek in a long time).

When I try to browse your files it says there is an error.

I'll try and catch you on later tonight.

[Brak]

Wings closed means I'm idle... My connection might have turned to shit and caused that error.

I'll restart my modem and PC when I get home. Hopefully the shit I was downloading last night and today is finished.

[dcfox]

The Crimson Room series.

Well, it's not so much a series, but they're all get-out-of-the-room games by Toshimitsu Takagi.

First is Crimson Room. Then the sequel, Viridian Room. Then one that I believe was intended for cell phones and is rather easy, The Blue Chamber. And the most recently released The White Chamber. I've beat all of them now.

I'd have to say that I enjoyed White Chamber the most.

You can find them all here:

http://www.fasco-csc.com/index_e.php

Edit: Viridian Room is the sequel of Crimson Room, so if you plan on playing, play Crimson Room first. No biggie, but... I think it's kinda nifty if you play Crimson before Viridian.

Blue Chamber and White Chamber have no relation to the Rooms or each other, though. Except one element that seems to be a recurring... but maybe I'm crazy.

And, according to Wikipedia, he's announced he's making making two more, titled Pink Prison and Tangerine Room.
Well I give up, can't escape the crimson room.

[jaykrue]

Well I give up, can't escape the crimson room.

You've gotta click everywhere. Like the bed alone, depending on what angle you're viewing it, has 2-3 areas that are clickable. It's the same for everything else in the room.

[Soodmeg]

You've gotta click everywhere. Like the bed alone, depending on what angle you're viewing it, has 2-3 areas that are clickable. It's the same for everything else in the room.


Damn...this is exciting for some reason. I am really liking things little games.

[Strell]

Goddammit. I'm playing the White Room and I keep accidentally clicking on the "Buy the BGM" music. Everytime that happens I have to restart.

Why in the fuck did he not make it a pop-up window?

Played the others a long time ago. All good stuff. I love adventure games.

[Soodmeg]

OMG CRIMSON ROOM IS PISSING ME OFF!!!! I WANT TO KILL THINGS! What the hell am i suppose to do? Dont tell me though....ARGHHHH I WANT TO PUNCH BABIES BECAUSE OF THIS GAME!

[SpottedNigel]

Goddammit. I'm playing the White Room and I keep accidentally clicking on the "Buy the BGM" music. Everytime that happens I have to restart.

Why in the fuck did he not make it a pop-up window?

Played the others a long time ago. All good stuff. I love adventure games.
I did that too.... and that's why im now playing Tetris DS and not giving a fuck about a damn white room.

[jaykrue]

OMG CRIMSON ROOM IS PISSING ME OFF!!!! I WANT TO KILL THINGS! What the hell am i suppose to do? Dont tell me though....ARGHHHH I WANT TO PUNCH BABIES BECAUSE OF THIS GAME!

Wow, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde in 13 minutes. :lol: The only thing I'll say about Crimson is that, out of all the rooms it's probably the most frustrating since the coding isn't so clear. This is due to the coder figuring it out so he 'changed' a few things.

[Strell]

I did that too.... and that's why im now playing Tetris DS and not giving a fuck about a damn white room.

...Wanna play against each other?

Also, Soodmeg. Weak. Why do you need an excuse to punch babies?

They can't fight back. Survival of the fittest.

[SpottedNigel]

yes. yes i do.

Im on right now

[Strell]

I haven't really tried from my apt complex yet, lets see how it goes...

[SpottedNigel]

Whats your friend code?

[Soodmeg]

Alright i give...what am i suppose to do? I got the ring and the metal rod 3 keys that box thing power cord...cd case battery....url note.

What am i suppose to click on now? Make sure you hide the text so it doesnt spoil it for others though/

[Strell]

609873
258890

[SpottedNigel]

ok, added you, goin online.

Mine just in case:
S-Nigel
376605-944244

[Strell]

Attempting to, let's see if my apartment's network isn't totally weak.

[Soodmeg]

Someone tell me how to beat this game.....HOMER SMASH!!!!!!

[SpottedNigel]

Post when your online. I want to see how it shows someone appearing online.

[SpottedNigel]

Crimson Room walkthrough

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/12619/

[Strell]

Someone tell me how to beat this game.....HOMER SMASH!!!!!!

http://www.b-sting.nl/crimsonroom/solve.html

Nigel, it's not letting me online....I'll try for another 5 minutes before I give up.

Wish I had a dedicated connection to my apt, but I can't spare 50/month when I get it free....

[SpottedNigel]

lol... understandable

[dcfox]

You've gotta click everywhere. Like the bed alone, depending on what angle you're viewing it, has 2-3 areas that are clickable. It's the same for everything else in the room.
So I have the redbox, the ring, three keys, the cd case, the url, and the cassette. What am I missing?

[Rocko]

Soodmeg, Crimson Room help:

Insert the two ring and rod in the box. Open box. Insert battery and tape. Watch tape. Help from that point on in next spoiler, if you need it.

When the man is dancing, he points to one spot, to the left of him. Towards the end crosshairs appear there. when the movie is over, click that spot 3 time.

Any other help needed on those rooms, LMK.

Now I'm playing MOTAS. Very fun, and I'm going strong on level 8.

[jaykrue]

So I have the redbox, the ring, three keys, the cd case, the url, and the cassette. What am I missing?
The battery, the white metal rod & the other ring.

Also, you should probably go check out the url first and restart the room. As I mentioned a few posts below, the coding isn't good so it doesn't always follow the walkthroughs correctly, specifically when you've used the red box.

[dcfox]

What the fuck was the point of all that?!

[Rocko]

Mother fucking fucker.

I cannot pass lvl 12 on MOTAS. I've ALWAYS sucked at Lights-OUt type games.

God fucking damnit.

:'[

[DT778]

I'm so fucking tired. I spent 3 hours hoeing today.

[Strell]

Escaped the white room.

Well, either I did that or I killed myself. It's kind of hard to tell which.

When someone else beats it, PM me on what the ending looked like for you.

[jaykrue]

Escaped the white room.

Well, either I did that or I killed myself. It's kind of hard to tell which.

When someone else beats it, PM me on what the ending looked like for you.
The motorcycle crashes through the door and then it ends.

What the fuck was the point of all that?!

Just to escape. :lol:

[Strell]

Ok, I guess we all escaped and/or killed ourselves then. :p

[dcfox]

Just to escape. :lol:
That and to get your name on a list, I suppose. :lol:

[Rocko]

The motorcycle crashes through the door and then it ends.

Same.

Just to escape. :lol:

Except you don't even escape the Crimson Room... you just walk right into the Viridian Room.


Edit- Is it bad that I'm rather upset there's no more Crimson Room series games for me to play now? I was really into it, and now they're gone...*sniff*...

[SpottedNigel]

Somebody fuckin get on Tetris online NOW!!!

ARGH!!!

...

I'm having too much fun :)

[Mike23]

I beat both Crimson and Viridian...DIFFICULT as fuck.

[Strell]

How is it NOT a lie when your gf's dad asks you to do some computer work for his company "for some cash," and after you struggle with POS machines for 18+ hours, he suddenly changes his mind and refuses to pay?

[SpottedNigel]

Ouch. Dick weed. I'd Virii those beotches!!

[JSweeney]

Ouch. Dick weed. I'd Virii those beotches!!

Liar! No tetris for you!
543175 090804

[SpottedNigel]

Work called. BAD timing too... argh. Back on now though.

[jaykrue]

How is it NOT a lie when your gf's dad asks you to do some computer work for his company "for some cash," and after you struggle with POS machines for 18+ hours, he suddenly changes his mind and refuses to pay?
That's why I never work for anyone unless it's in writing. Only way I do business... shit, it's the only way anyone should do business. 8-);)

Is it bad that I'm rather upset there's no more Crimson Room series games for me to play now? I was really into it, and now they're gone...*sniff*...
don't cry just yet, there's supposed to be at least 2 more rooms coming. But, to the guy's credit, programming in flash isn't an quick & easy job.

EDIT: and w/ that, I'm out for the night. Off to wreak some random chaos & mayhem as well as reap the benefits of the resulting drunken carnage & sexy debauchery.

[zewone]

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/elpintogrande~04-07-2006-moran.jpg
:lol:

[Gothic Walrus]

I gave up on Crimson when the combination for the safe - which I found via the link on the note - didn't work. If anyone wants to help me with that, I'd be grateful indeed.

I saw Tally Hall for the...fifth (?) time tonight. If anyone here watches The O.C, they were supposedly in it on Thursday with a song called "Good Day." In any case...they've got a HUGE following here. When you've got the entire club singing along to some of the songs, you know you've got good material and a great fanbase to go along with it. The show was a ton of fun, and I'm still convinced that, someday, they'll hit it big and you'll all know the band. :)

[Admiral Ackbar]

On VH1 Ice T is giving his review of Legend of the Overfiend!!!!

They're showing video and everything!

:rofl:

And now he's doing Shaft!

[Rocko]

I gave up on Crimson when the combination for the safe - which I found via the link on the note - didn't work. If anyone wants to help me with that, I'd be grateful indeed.

When I played through it last nigt for the first time, the website didn't work for me. I looked at a walkthrough for that portion as a result, and got "1994". It worked, I got out.

However, when I decided to do it again today for shits and giggles, the website worked and gave me some number, which didn't work. Neither did 1994. I suggest you try 1994, and if that doesn't work... I don't know what to tell you. Sorry. that portion seems to be a little screwy.

However, you've more or less finished Crimson Room, if it makes you feel any better. :]

[Strell]

I gave up on Crimson when the combination for the safe - which I found via the link on the note - didn't work. If anyone wants to help me with that, I'd be grateful indeed.


If this is the room I'm thinking of (and it might not be and I'm too lazy to confirm it), there's a combination that is date sensitive. It's programmed to take one of the dates from the diary, or a few days afterward.

So if you are playing the room with the skeleton, try a few days before/after the first/final days listed in the diary.

I am pretty sure it alters the dates in the diary based on your timeclock, so that should solve that issue.

Hence why a walkthru wouldn't work UNLESS it mentioned this. The author probably just used the dates he had originally.

[corrosivefrost]

I gave up on Crimson when the combination for the safe - which I found via the link on the note - didn't work. If anyone wants to help me with that, I'd be grateful indeed.

Same here.

You're supposed to go to the URL, and get the combo, but it didn't work... i tried it front, back, number of clicks, etc... none worked.

[Rocko]

If this is the room I'm thinking of (and it might not be and I'm too lazy to confirm it), there's a combination that is date sensitive. It's programmed to take one of the dates from the diary, or a few days afterward.

So if you are playing the room with the skeleton, try a few days before/after the first/final days listed in the diary.

I am pretty sure it alters the dates in the diary based on your timeclock, so that should solve that issue.

Hence why a walkthru wouldn't work UNLESS it mentioned this. The author probably just used the dates he had originally.

Actually, you're thinking of Viridian Room. The combination to the lock over the skeleton's legs is in fact taken fro mthe diary in that one though.

It's the writer's girlfriend's birthday, or at least it was for me, which was mentioned at one point in the diary.

In Crimson Room, you find a memorandom, and it gives you a URL to visit. For some reason, this doesn't quite work out all the time. :\

[Strell]

Heh, I haven't played either of those in forever.

White room was fun though.

Edit: So I fired up Crimson Room. I must have played it before the URL was implemented. I don't remember that at all. Oh well.

[Dr Mario Kart]

So I was in a Gamestop looking for 3 games to get for the b2g1 free deal, and these two guys come in, and they get into a conversation with the clerk in the other corner of the room, regarding how much the PS3 was going to cost.

The clerk (a girl), told them that it would probably be 400-500 at most, because, "They have to compete with the 360 and the Nintendo Revolution".

The two guys go, "Nintendo Revolution?" signifying that they clearly dont know about it.

The she goes, and I quote: "yea, the Revolution controller, its like all funky".

And thats the end of the conversation.

I have to stop what I'm doing, walk over there, and say to the two guys, "would you like a proper explanation for the Revolution controller?"

They say yes, and I go on my textbook essay about it and the point of the machine as well as the price point, and I mention Red Steel and I do what the Gamestop employee's job is, and I almost sell them a Game Informer subscription.

She introduces herself to me later and also asks how I know so much about the Revolution controller


So in my mind, I'm thinking, :dunce:, but I politely tell her that its been public knowledge since the TGS last year.

There are the people that are guiding the average joe consumer's purchases! ugh. God dammit!

[MadChedar0]

This is messed up: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060408/ap_on_fe_st/britain_book_human_skin

[SpottedNigel]

I like selling Ds's and Revos from my Comic Shop :) I had a lady who came in, looked around, and then showed interest in some Kingdom Hearts figures for her kids...showed her the manga as well, and kept talking games. Her and her husband aparently play Everquest, so they had some knowledge of games. A thurough discription of the DS and Revo started. Not only will she back for more Kingdom Hearts mangas, but shes bringing in her kids to get a video game lesson :)

[dcfox]

Fuck Star Ocean and fuck their crappy puzzles. After I beat this game I'm never buying another Star Ocean or any other game made by the same company ever again.

[AngellicLulu]

Fuck Star Ocean and fuck their crappy puzzles. After I beat this game I'm never buying another Star Ocean or any other game made by the same company ever again.
Tri-Ace just made an exculsive deal with Microsoft anyways. Make me go fuck you too.

[Xevious]

Did you guys know that Hugh Hefner turned 80 today?

[Rocko]

I like selling Ds's and Revos from my Comic Shop :) I had a lady who came in, looked around, and then showed interest in some Kingdom Hearts figures for her kids...showed her the manga as well, and kept talking games. Her and her husband aparently play Everquest, so they had some knowledge of games. A thurough discription of the DS and Revo started. Not only will she back for more Kingdom Hearts mangas, but shes bringing in her kids to get a video game lesson :)

That reminds me, I need to look out for Volume 2 (and maybe 3 is out as well?) of the KH manga. Picked up Volume 1 since it was relatively cheap, and found it quite enjoyable. Read left to right, though, which surprised me.

[dcfox]

Tri-Ace just made an exculsive deal with Microsoft anyways. Make me go fuck you too. Why can't Microsoft realize that they have no chance in Japan? They have billions of dollars and probably hundreds of analysts at their disposal and yet they can't realize what everybody on the internet already knows.

And I've given up entirely on Star Ocean. There's no way I'm going to get past this puzzle, walk thrus are no help, no cheat codes available, so I'm going to give up and move on. Thirty hours wasted on Star Ocean, but I'm looking foward to starting Subsistence tomorrow.

[AngellicLulu]

Why can't Microsoft realize that they have no chance in Japan? They have billions of dollars and probably hundreds of analysts at their disposal and yet they can't realize what everybody on the internet already knows.

And I've given up entirely on Star Ocean. There's no way I'm going to get past this puzzle, walk thrus are no help, no cheat codes available, so I'm going to give up and move on. Thirty hours wasted on Star Ocean, but I'm looking foward to starting Subsistence tomorrow.
Wild Arms' puzzles piss me off so I know the feeling.

[jmcc]

Tri-Ace just made an exculsive deal with Microsoft anyways. Make me go fuck you too.
It's for one game, according to Gamespot and I didn't see anything about it being exclusive.

[jmcc]

Why can't Microsoft realize that they have no chance in Japan? They have billions of dollars and probably hundreds of analysts at their disposal and yet they can't realize what everybody on the internet already knows.

And I've given up entirely on Star Ocean. There's no way I'm going to get past this puzzle, walk thrus are no help, no cheat codes available, so I'm going to give up and move on. Thirty hours wasted on Star Ocean, but I'm looking foward to starting Subsistence tomorrow.
Given that you don't yet want to murder all of Tri-Ace's staff, I assume you haven't gotten to the twist yet.

[AngellicLulu]

It's for one game, according to Gamespot and I didn't see anything about it being exclusive.
I know it's for one game and it is supposed to be an XBox exclusive title. But still if it is a Star Ocean or Valkyrie Profile they are dead to me.

[Rocko]

Mmm. The Phoenix Wright storyline is more compelling than I expected.

What a nice surprise.

[Kayden]

:rofl: I found some old Red VS Blue eps on my PC... I forgot how funny these were.

[Roufuss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsioTKqXfi0&search=chuck%20norris

Best cartoon...ever?

[Demolition Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsioTKqXfi0&search=chuck%20norris

Best cartoon...ever?

"When the real Chuck Norris faced off against the cartoon Chuck Norris the only thing we know is that neither one would surrender since Chuck Norris doesn't even surrender to himself - real or cartoon."

[crazytalkx]

Ahaha wow, The Brick Testament makes the Bible both hilarious and educational!

[beerguy961]

My lord, that Crimson Room is fucked up....

[Kayden]

Good or bad fucked up?

[beerguy961]

Took forever to solve.

Finally finished Viridian Room....

[munch]

Is anybody watching The Masters? I think Tigers going to make a run on the 2nd nine, then comeback and win it in the final round. My dad thinks Mickelson is playing well. Anyone else have projections?

[dcfox]

Given that you don't yet want to murder all of Tri-Ace's staff, I assume you haven't gotten to the twist yet. Don't even try and tempt to going back into the game by telling me there's some amazing plot twist later on. I was stuck at the part where you had to play different tunes on the dragon flute to open the doors. It's not that I don't know which tunes to play but it's just that its physically impossible for me to play them. I don't know whether it's my controller or whether it's my own body that can't differentiate between light and hard button presses. Stupid analog controls :bomb:

[SpottedNigel]

That reminds me, I need to look out for Volume 2 (and maybe 3 is out as well?) of the KH manga. Picked up Volume 1 since it was relatively cheap, and found it quite enjoyable. Read left to right, though, which surprised me.

#3 is out, and 4 comes out in about a month and a half.

[Dr Mario Kart]

Don't even try and tempt to going back into the game by telling me there's some amazing plot twist later on.

*insert picture of M Night Shyamalan*

What a twist!

[Soodmeg]

*insert picture of M Night Shyamalan*

What a twist!



IMO M Night Shyamlan = WORST fucking director i have seen. No wait i take that back quentin tarantino is the worst with shyammy at a extremely close 2nd.


Shyamalan movies are garbage...6th sense...meh alright...unbreakable at least it was orignal somewhat signs was is only good one though it made 0 sense at all...and that leads me to the village.

If he was standing next to me after i watch the village i would have punched him in the nuts...that had to be the worst movie i had seen in a long time. I was sooooo very pissed coming back from the theater, that bitch tried to pawn of a utopian society movie as a horror flick. I wouldnt have been so pissed if the ads wouldnt have made it seem like a horror/thriller flick. Christ all the angry i have for him is flowing back..SOODMEG SMASH!!!!

[Ledhed]

So, I was just browsing the SomethingAwful forums, and one user had the exact, exact same avatar I once had (not this current one, the one prior to this). He even had the exact same custom title, word for word. I keep looking out the window, anticipating to see a man hiding in the bushes, wearing a mask of the avatar.

And when I finally see him, we'll go get some beers. Because hey, avatar buddies.

[AngellicLulu]

IMO M Night Shyamlan = WORST fucking director i have seen. No wait i take that back quentin tarantino is the worst with shyammy at a extremely close 2nd.


Shyamalan movies are garbage...6th sense...meh alright...unbreakable at least it was orignal somewhat signs was is only good one though it made 0 sense at all...and that leads me to the village.

If he was standing next to me after i watch the village i would have punched him in the nuts...that had to be the worst movie i had seen in a long time. I was sooooo very pissed coming back from the theater, that bitch tried to pawn of a utopian society movie as a horror flick. I wouldnt have been so pissed if the ads wouldnt have made it seem like a horror/thriller flick. Christ all the angry i have for him is flowing back..SOODMEG SMASH!!!!
Come now... we all know Uwe Boll is the worst.
Oh wait it must be the material... "And besides, says Boll, what exactly is it that we are expecting from him? After all, he is using videogames as his source material, and they're hardly reknowned for their complex characterisations and sophisticated narratives."

[Roufuss]

#3 is out, and 4 comes out in about a month and a half.

What sucks is I can only find one store (Borders) that carries the damn thing, and alll they have is volume 2.

[Dr Mario Kart]

We should call the next one, MOTT'S Applesauce. And then trick people in here because they cant imagine why there is a thread on applesauce.

[dcfox]

We should call the next one, MOTT'S Applesauce. And then trick people in here because they cant imagine why there is a thread on applesauce.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75489&highlight=MOTT

[Dr Mario Kart]

we dont need to be bringing any sort of REALITY into this.

(we dont need to bring ink and paper into this)

[Strell]

we dont need to be bringing any sort of REALITY into this.

(we dont need to bring ink and paper into this)

I give you the money, you give me the donut!

[CheapyD]

She introduces herself to me later and also asks how I know so much about the Revolution controller!

That's when you say, "I've got one right here in my pants!"

[SpottedNigel]

That's when you say, "I've got one right here in my pants!"

Wangtastic!

[Brak]

We should call the next one, MOTT'S Applesauce. And then trick people in here because they cant imagine why there is a thread on applesauce.

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75489

:)

It was titled "Jim OTT's headstone", or something like that. And I had a picture of a tombstone with whoever this guy's name is slapped on it.

http://www.tmj4.com/_content/about/profiles/ott.jpg

I changed it to a jar of Mott's, because the tombstone might have been a little too dark.

[Eviltude]

5th Element is on TBS RIGHT NOW!

[dcfox]

That's when you say, "I've got one right here in my pants!"
But what if she wanted to see it? I'm sure DMK doesn't want to show his wang to some girl.

[Roufuss]

I just found out my girlfriend is a lesbian.

For real.

[Brak]

I just found out my girlfriend is a lesbian.

For real.

Cripes, man... don't tell anyone that.

[dcfox]

Weekly Famitsu has revealed the total install base of all the current console systems in Japan, all figures are collected as of March 26, 2006:
PlayStation 2 - 19,197,777 units
Nintendo DS - 6,134,314 units
GBA SP - 5,761,384 units
GameCube - 3,965,737 units
PSP - 3,174,196 units
GB Micro - 463,439 units
Nintendo DS Lite - 384,262 units
Xbox 360 - 123,222 unitsThese numbers can't be right, can they? It seems hard to believe that in little over a year, the DS has the second highest install base in Japan. And I would have thought for sure the GC and GBA numbers would be higher.

[Roufuss]

Cripes, man... don't tell anyone that.

She said she knew it even before we got together, but wanted to give men one last shot. I honestly didn't believe her, but she's really telling the truth 0_o

What's weird is that we are still best friends, and I'm not really angry or anything... I mean, yea, I wish she told me this a few months ago, but I don't know. It kind of makes things easier on myself.

[Brak]

I wish there were a DS game that you could play longer than 10 hours of gameplay.

The games die young.

[Roufuss]

I wish there were a DS game that you could play longer than 10 hours of gameplay.

The games die young.

10? Try 5.

[zewone]

So, I was just browsing the SomethingAwful forums, and one user had the exact, exact same avatar I once had (not this current one, the one prior to this). He even had the exact same custom title, word for word. I keep looking out the window, anticipating to see a man hiding in the bushes, wearing a mask of the avatar.

And when I finally see him, we'll go get some beers. Because hey, avatar buddies.
I thought you said you stole the avi from SomethingAwful?

I wish there were a DS game that you could play longer than 10 hours of gameplay.

The games die young.
Wrong place for Nintendo bashing. These nerds get their hot pants in a twist.

[Kayden]

She said she knew it even before we got together, but wanted to give men one last shot. I honestly didn't believe her, but she's really telling the truth 0_o

What's weird is that we are still best friends, and I'm not really angry or anything... I mean, yea, I wish she told me this a few months ago, but I don't know. It kind of makes things easier on myself.

Is she sure shes not bi? :hot: :lol:

[Roufuss]

Is she sure shes not bi? :hot: :lol:

Was.

Now she's just full on lesbian.

[zewone]

Was.

Now she's just full on lesbian.
Is she still your girlfriend?

[Kayden]

Awe... no threesums... Unless you ask 'for ol time sake' :lol:

Was.

Now she's just full on lesbian.

[Brak]

She said she knew it even before we got together, but wanted to give men one last shot. I honestly didn't believe her, but she's really telling the truth 0_o

What's weird is that we are still best friends, and I'm not really angry or anything... I mean, yea, I wish she told me this a few months ago, but I don't know. It kind of makes things easier on myself.

... wow. I'm not saying "wow" at you, or anything -- it's directed towards her strange "reasons". I put that in quotes because her reason actually defies reason.

Judging by her actions, she probably has no idea what sexuallity she is. I'm still mildly convinced that most females don't have a sexuallity until they're 30, when the alarm on the biological clock starts going off.

When I first met my exgirlfriend, she told me she was bisexual... and she wasn't. I asked her why she said that, and she said "to impress you".

In other words, until women are 30, when they do get sexual, it's to impress -- or be liked. I think this is why most women throw themselves away early in life.

*shrugs*

[Brak]

Zew, I'm on SoulSeek (if my computer is still on). I'm at work right now.

[Roufuss]

Is she still your girlfriend?

Nope... she wanted to take a break because she's moving about 4 hours away, and because I thought that was dumb, I kept pressuring and pressuring for a real reason. I honestly thought it had to do with another guy, or something like that. Nope, turned out she was a lesbian.

It really answers alot of questions I've had in the last month or two, to be honest, and it's kind of a relief.

[Strell]

What?

More proof all women are fucking crazy and sluts?

SURELY THIS CANNOT BE.

[zewone]

Zew, I'm on SoulSeek (if my computer is still on). I'm at work right now.
It gave me an error message again. I figured out why I couldn't download from you yesterday. I had to reconfigure SoulSeek's port on my router. Got it going now. Downloading Eagles of Death Mountain - Death by Sexy.

[Brak]

It gave me an error message again. I figured out why I couldn't download from you yesterday. I had to reconfigure SoulSeek's port on my router. Got it going now. Downloading Eagles of Death Mountain - Death by Sexy.

I might have to do the same, actually. I just bought a new router... I get good connections on SoulSeek, and then they just go downhill. No idea what that shit is.

Download She Wants Revenge, too.

[Brak]

What?

More proof all women are fucking crazy and sluts?

SURELY THIS CANNOT BE.
I found a female psychology book in my friend's basement.

[crazytalkx]

Wow, I appreciate how my friend called me at 3:46am to play Halo 2.

[Ledhed]

Wow, I appreciate how my friend called me at 3:46am to play Halo 2.

You should. What, d'you say no?

Your friend is more of a man than you'll ever be.

[jmcc]

I found a female psychology book in my friend's basement.
How could you tell it was a female?

[Roufuss]

You know, I realized I really bust my ass on CAG.

I love you guys :D

[Brak]

How could you tell it was a female?

I checked between it's legs.

[Ledhed]

How could you tell it was a female?

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8605/rimshot0eu.gif

[jmcc]

You know, I realized I really bust my ass on CAG.

I love you guys :D
That's all well and good, but what'a coockie?

[Brak]

That's all well and good, but what'a coockie?

It that pillow talk?

[Roufuss]

That's all well and good, but what'a coockie?

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88544&page=6

Read the whole page.

[jmcc]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88544&page=6

Read the whole page.
I don't know how to read...

[crazytalkx]

You should. What, d'you say no?

Your friend is more of a man than you'll ever be.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[smalien1]

i just discovered that bittorrent is the bees knees

[Brak]

i just discovered that bittorrent is the bees knees

It was the only way I could get a hold of Police Squad!, the complete series.

[munch]

Is no one else watching the Masters?

[Brak]

Is no one else watching the Masters?

?

http://hometown.aol.com/sunyday76/MOTU/inof.jpg

[munch]

:rofl: not those masters!

[dcfox]

MGS3 is awesome! Damn all of you who tried to stop me from playing it.

[Mike23]

MGS3 is awesome! Damn all of you who tried to stop me from playing it.

How far are you?

[Brak]

Oh my God...

I can't believe they allowed Wilmer Valderrama to create a show on MTV -- "Yo Momma".

I'm sad that I even know who Wilmer Valderrama is, I'm sad that I just accidentally saw a nugget of the show and I'm sad that there is no apparent higher power in control of this planet.

[SpottedNigel]

Now news radio is trying to fuck with my head.

"The path of damage the twisters in Tennesse caused is like a tortured birthday cake"

WTF?

[Brak]

Now news radio is trying to fuck with my head.

"The path of damage the twisters in Tennesse caused is like a tortured birthday cake"

WTF?

Clearly the news radio is emo.

[DT778]

coldplay x and y any good?

[dcfox]

How far are you? Not far, two hours into it

Just found out the boss defected and Volgin just nuked Sokolov's lab

That 3d camera is a godsend.

[Apossum]

Anyone here ever been to a professional eating contest? I wanna go someday...I just heard about these on NPR. apparently the world champion is this japanese guy-- he ate 50 hotdogs w/buns in 12 minutes :shock:

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/07/04/hotdog.contest/

Clearly the news radio is emo.

:lol:

[zewone]

MGS3 is awesome! Damn all of you who tried to stop me from playing it.
Who tried to stop you? That was the best single player game of 2004.

[Mike23]

Not far, two hours into it

Just found out the boss defected and Volgin just nuked Sokolov's lab

That 3d camera is a godsend.

Wait till you fight The End. Most annoying fucker I've ever faced in a videogame.

[Admiral Ackbar]

coldplay x and y any good?

It's Ok.

Not nearly as good as Rush of Blood.

From BB I got...
I picked up Team Ameirca for $10
Batman Begins (The two disc SE!) for $10
Superfriends 2 for $12
Flash for $32
Wrath of Kahn for $10
Lodoss War: Heroic Knights TV - $17

And I had a $10 reward zone coupon.

Not bad for $80 bucks.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Wait till you fight The End. Most annoying fucker I've ever faced in a videogame. The End was cake. Just rush the fucker, or give it a few days. :lol: