The Fattest Man Alive in The World?

[fart_bubble]

Either way, the picture is disgusting.

http://reuters.excite.com/article/20060503/2006-05-03T121624Z_01_L0381917_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-SCIENCE-OBESITY-DC.html

[2poor]

How does one actually get up to that size I'm wondering.

[GuyWithGun]

Man, that's gross. You know he can't get up and get his own food, so there's somebody that keeps bringing him his 32nd helping. Why can't people just be like, "Here's a reasonable meal size. You want more, get up and get it yourself." Yes, crule, but then he'd be much thinner and actually able to walk.

[Ma12kez]

Jeez, makes you wonder how in the world he takes a dump (or if he even does for that matter).

[Graystone]

I'm fat and I have many questions for that man.

How do you take a shit?
How do you take a bath?
Where do you find cloths?
How do you EAT THAT fuckING MUCH?

There's a point when you get so fat that you go, um I should probably cut back on my food intake. I'm personally watching what I eat at my weight. Hell after the 500lb mark you should think about making a HUGE fucking change.
If I was him when my stomach started touching my knees I would start eating like a rabbit. He's going to italy to get a life saving surgery. How is he going to get there? On a cargo plane... thats not a joke.

[GuyWithGun]

I'm fat and I have many questions for that man.

How do you take a shit?
How do you take a bath?
Where do you find cloths?
How do you EAT THAT fuckING MUCH?

There's a point when you get so fat that you go, um I should probably cut back on my food intake. I'm personally watching what I eat at my weight. Hell after the 500lb mark you should think about making a HUGE fucking change.
If I was him when my stomach started touching my knees I would start eating like a rabbit. He's going to italy to get a life saving surgery. How is he going to get there? On a cargo plane... thats not a joke. No kidding. It even said that he has to take a special flight. How do zoos transport 5 baby elephants, because that's what the article says he weighs. How will he even get buckled in? Will they just attached a bed on the inside of the plane? And will they even bother to go over the in-flight safety procedures with him? I don't think he can get his head in between his knees in case of an emergency.

[fatmanforlife99]

I'm fat and I have many questions for that man.

How do you take a shit?
How do you take a bath?
Where do you find cloths?
How do you EAT THAT fuckING MUCH?

There's a point when you get so fat that you go, um I should probably cut back on my food intake. I'm personally watching what I eat at my weight. Hell after the 500lb mark you should think about making a HUGE fucking change.
If I was him when my stomach started touching my knees I would start eating like a rabbit. He's going to italy to get a life saving surgery. How is he going to get there? On a cargo plane... thats not a joke.
I have the same questions too and i am fat but GODDAMN

[shieryda]

The best line in the article:

"he weighed a more normal 130 kg (290 lb) until aged 22 and did not know what happened to him."

How old is this guy now, and was he bedridden for the past 5 years because of his weight, or some other reason?

I saw an episode of "Nip/Tuck" last season, where a huge woman had to be taken out of her home on a flatbed truck. Her skin was fused to the couch from all the urine and feces because she couldn't get her fat ass off the couch. They actually had to cut a hole in the side of the house to get her out.

[KwanzaaTimmy]

I always thought that Gilbert Grape was eaten by his mom, but I think we may have another contender.

[afedock]

Ill be the inner voice of everyone and say Fat people suck and we dont like them. Get your fat ass off the couch and lose some fucking weight.

[Mookyjooky]

The human body is amazing.

[Santurio]

that's waaayy past DAMN!!

[Scahom1]

There goes my lunch.

[Javery]

So is that his stomach or part of his leg?
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9766/20060503t115608z01nootrrtridsp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mookyjooky]

So is that his stomach or part of his leg?
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9766/20060503t115608z01nootrrtridsp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Gotta be stomach, leg on the left. Maybe part right above penis.

[Javery]

Maybe part right above penis.

That is fucking frightening. If that's true he can't even jerk off which has to be about the only source of fun for this guy... well that and Simpsons reruns, of course.

[Mookyjooky]

That is fucking frightening. If that's true he can't even jerk off which has to be about the only source of fun for this guy... well that and Simpsons reruns, of course.

Im guessing thats really what it is, As you can see that the skin is darker, where people normally darken in those places.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9766/20060503t115608z01nootrrtridsp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)What the fuck does he need sunglasses for? :-? :lol:

[jdevlin7756]

Am I the only one who just feels sad for the guy. I mean sure it is nobody else's fault when you get fat, but think of what this guy is missing in life. The things we take for granted, like going to the movies or out with friends, this guy can't do. We each only get one life and his is gonna be short and sad.

[Javery]

What the fuck does he need sunglasses for? :-? :lol:

Those can't be his... look at how fat his face is. The sunglasses look miniscule in comparison.

[shieryda]

What the fuck does he need sunglasses for? :-? :lol:

Well, it looks like he does have a window in his bedroom. I imagine that Italian sun gets pretty bright during the afternoon...

[shieryda]

Not as big, but still pretty hefty:

http://www.break.com/index/bb7826.html

[Purple Flames]

I mean goddamn. How much do you have to hate yourself to just not give a shit about your heath and appearance like that anymore?

That's just fuckin gross.

[vietgurl]

I just lost my appetite. I was watching Grey's Anatomy on my laptop while having some rice and I had just finished a part where someone was having surgery. Then I decided to log onto CAG and ugh....I don't think I can eat anymore.

[Ikohn4ever]

i bet he washes himself with a rag on a stick, and needs a special dialing wand for his fat fingers

[shieryda]

Damn. I bet this guy just stinks like feet and cheese. It makes me nauseous just thinking about the odor in that room.:puke:

[doraemonkerpal]

i bet he washes himself with a rag on a stick, and needs a special dialing wand for his fat fingers
:rofl:

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/homer_fat.gif

EDIT: iirc, your quote pertains to bart and homer :)

http://home.nordnet.fr/%7Eccandaes/fatBart.gif

[battleroyal33]

[quote=Graystone;1868814]I'm fat and I have many questions for that man.

How do you take a shit?
How do you take a bath?
Where do you find cloths?
How do you EAT THAT fuckING MUCH?


Answers...

You shit and piss on yourself, You cant move period and try finding, let alone pulling out your manhood under that stomach flab( that is his stomach hanging down to the ground)

The old rag on a stick

Bedsheets and curtains unless you have clothes tailor made.

Now off course I am pulling all of these answers out of the air but if you can come up with any better ideas let me know because Im curious as hell.

[GuyWithGun]

I saw an episode of "Nip/Tuck" last season, where a huge woman had to be taken out of her home on a flatbed truck. Her skin was fused to the couch from all the urine and feces because she couldn't get her fat ass off the couch. They actually had to cut a hole in the side of the house to get her out.
That wasn't just an episode of Nip/Tuck. It actually happened. As stated before this woman hadn't been off her couch in around 6 years, and she did just piss and shit where she lay. The stench was so bad that emergency workers had to wear protective gear and constantly blast in fresh air. Her skin was literally fused with the couch and they had to remove the sliding glass doors in order to get her and the couch out.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

[jPoD]

I'm a little overweight myself and it certainly makes me feel better about myself :/

[Javery]

That wasn't just an episode of Nip/Tuck. It actually happened. As stated before this woman hadn't been off her couch in around 6 years, and she did just piss and shit where she lay. The stench was so bad that emergency workers had to wear protective gear and constantly blast in fresh air. Her skin was literally fused with the couch and they had to remove the sliding glass doors in order to get her and the couch out.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

That is disgusting and awesome all at the same time. :puke:

[Scahom1]

:rofl:

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/homer_fat.gif

EDIT: iirc, your quote pertains to bart and homer :)

http://home.nordnet.fr/%7Eccandaes/fatBart.gif

I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

[trytej]

My god! That is absolutely disgusting.

[Quillion]

I saw an episode of "Nip/Tuck" last season, where a huge woman had to be taken out of her home on a flatbed truck. Her skin was fused to the couch from all the urine and feces because she couldn't get her fat ass off the couch. They actually had to cut a hole in the side of the house to get her out.

I'm glad I don't watch that show anymore.

[I AM WILLIAM H. MACY]

*fat joke*

[Blade]

Hypothyroidism. It's a medical condition, so it's not entirely his fault.

I have hyperthyroidism, so I'd know.