Paris Hilton Rocks out at E3

[Pookymeister]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060512/ap_en_ce/people_hilton

[Vegan]

She's the Ozzy Osbourne of the Glitz World, she doesn't know where the hell she is half the time.

[Namelessloser]

why does every famous person want to make a video game?

[rabbitt]

Why was she invited? Oh. That's right. $.

[javeryh]

jesus she is so fucking stupid.

[mr ryles]

she didn't really rock out. She just went there and whored it out.

[Kuma]

she was there to promote her game for the Wii, jesus i thought you guys would be excited.

Anyway its called "Paris Hilton's: Butter Face Wii" (working title). The object of the game is fairly simple, its kind of like 21st century technology meets Wooly Willy. What you do is take either a picture of yourself or one of the faces included with the game and use the Wii controller to move around facial feature so they look unnatural, much like Paris. You too can have the face of a stroke victim stricken with Belles paulzy (sp?).

[Xtreme331]

Ok so surprisingly, that little skank looked hot in that top. Saw a better pic on Fark.com.

What a shocker... she's hot, rich, AND DUMB! there's a combo you just don't see enough of these days :roll:!

[jpuma1]

Oh dear god there is no justice in this world.

Dare I say that videogames are now overrated because she has tainted the gaming universe with her presence?

It's like when Robert Redford commented that he felt his Sundance Film Festival is going a little overboard because now people like Paris Hilton have showed up, followed by a comment along the lines of "I don't get it, she does nothing."

[alonzomourning23]

At least Nicole Ritchie (sp?) was hot. I never was that attracted to Paris Hilton.

[Kuma]

At least Nicole Ritchie (sp?) was hot.

when?

[alonzomourning23]

Before she became a twig.

[mr ryles]

back when richie was on the simple life or whatever that show was called with paris. You know the one where they go and whore up a red neck farm town, giving all the teens there hopeless dreams.

[RelentlessRolento]

she can suck hard cockadoodledoo, since that's what she does best.

[DarkNessBear]

Hehe, I acctually saw her there.

Then there was this giant massive mob. Everyone was on each others shoulders taking pictures.

I got so pushed that I was pushed out of the door and a security guard forced me to leave.

All that for "pedalis heetawn" (Paris Hilton). Sorry, thats what some Russian guy said to me when I asked, "What the hell is going on?!"

There was a gross sweaty line of creepiness that stretched pretty far of people wanting to get an autograph.

Sad.

[megaseadramon]

My friend thinks she's hot but I think a retarded monkey has a higher attraction rate then her.

[Sarang01]

My friend thinks she's hot but I think a retarded monkey has a higher attraction rate then her.

Is your friend a Fratboy? She Plastic Surgeried herself out to be a Fratboy Fucktoy IMO so you can see the obvious connection here.

[KaneRobot]

Paris Hilton is smokin' hot! If you like overskinny, arrogant chicks who have a face like a space alien.

She's the one of the few famous females I know where when I say "I wouldn't even go near her" I actually mean it, instead of just saying it because I have no chance at it.

Of course, drop any female the media claims is "hot" into a cauldron of sweaty, excited nerds like that and you're bound to have a commotion.

[Supercake]

Of course, drop any female the media claims is "hot" into a cauldron of sweaty, excited nerds like that and you're bound to have a commotion.

I've never heard anyone claim they think she is "hot", or even attractive. Usually the topic revolves around wishing to kill her, or her damned googly eye.

[Danimal]

My friend thinks she's hot but I think a retarded monkey has a higher attraction rate then her.
That may be true, but in fairness to Paris, no retarded monkeys were invited to this year's E3. Oh, wait. I forgot about Adam Sessler. My bad.

[Pookymeister]

I've never heard anyone claim they think she is "hot", or even attractive. Usually the topic revolves around wishing to kill her, or her damned googly eye.
She's not ugly. Most people here would not be ashamed to have her as a gf(meaning if she were just the girl down the street, normal intellect/behavior etc.)). But she is definitely not OMGZ SO HOT!. There is no reason for the attention that she gets.

[puternerd]

That may be true, but in fairness to Paris, no retarded monkeys were invited to this year's E3. Oh, wait. I forgot about Adam Sessler. My bad.

ROFL

[daphatty]

Paris is about the closest E3 came to having a "booth babe" onsite...