Got Erectile Dysfunction? Get a free pen!

[Yusuke-Urameshi-]

http://www.levitra.com/consumer/levitra_survey.jsp

GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) and Schering-Plough, marketers of LEVITRA® (vardenafil HCl) in the United States, are deeply committed to improving men's health and providing help to men with erectile dysfunction (ED). It is our goal to be able to provide you with the tips, tools, and offers that you will find most valuable. So, please take a moment to complete this survey. This will help us direct valuable resources to you. In order to thank you for completing the survey, you will receive a complimentary pen. Please be sure to provide your current mailing address. Your consideration is most appreciated.

Show off your new, stiff pen!

[Chacrana]

Holy shit, I'm doing this. You have no idea how awesome the Levitra pens are. My friend got me what I think is a complete set. There's a big, fat one, a pen made of wood (think about it), and the best one is the pen that's folded in half that unfolds when you you press the button. It's like your pen gets a boner every time.

[whoknows]

I wish I had erectile disfunction so I could get a free pen :cry:

[Yusuke-Urameshi-]

Didn't some company give out a pen before if you prematurely Ejaculated?
When will they learn, free stuff won't make up for your shortcomings? :lol:

[Graystone]

Can't get erect well here is a pen that sorta resembles a phallus.

[Graystone]

Can't get erect well here is a pen that sorta resembles a phallus.


Holy shit, I'm doing this. You have no idea how awesome the Levitra pens are.

Um...Levitra is the name of the drug.

[Yusuke-Urameshi-]

Can't get erect well here is a pen that sorta resembles a phallus.
Nice subtlety

[Strell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/beavis3.gif

Boy-yoing-yoing-yoing!

[Blade]

"This pen delivers because you can't!

[GrimNecroWizard]

Thanks OP

Hopefully they have super fast shipping so I can use this on any essays I have for finals ^_^! I'll look so...cool...

[Maklershed]

I'm so virile that I only use writing implements that are paid for. Hazzah!

[Kuma]

what they want you to do is tape your dick to the pen so it looks erect

[splattered]

or insert the pen.... *shudder*

[-Phantom-]

I get an erection just thinking about free goodies!

[Skelah]

I wonder whos gonna go for this and fall into a moment where there out somewhere reach in there pocket to write down a girls phone number the girl sees whats on the pen and walks away laughing instead.

[-Phantom-]

I wonder whos gonna go for this and fall into a moment where there out somewhere reach in there pocket to write down a girls phone number the girl sees whats on the pen and walks away laughing instead.

Men that carry pens in their pockets are never approached by women anyways.

[Blade]

I would be more afraid of getting any follow up offers, like a "Hooray Viagra" foam finger or a surprise visit from the Limp Blimp.

[Longshot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/beavis3.gif

Boy-yoing-yoing-yoing!

Beavis FTMFW!


In for the pen, too. Thanks, OP!

[greendc27]

Um...Levitra is the name of the drug.
LOl, he meant his friend got some pens from Levitra that made fun of erectile disfunction.

[hohez]

3. Have you used more than one oral ED prescription product?


I've eaten pussy. That was oral and helped me with my erection. /answers

[$hady]

Got my pen today, it contains ink. I drew a hard throbbing cock on my limp penis. Then got DOUBLE WOOD POWER! :)

[Longshot]

I got my pen a couple days ago. I was rather disappointed that it turned out to be your run of the mill Bic push-point pen with the Levitra logo on it. Lame.

[Kayden]

I as well am disapointed with the quality of my pen. It is so shitty, it GAVE me errectile dysfunction.

[Sofa King Kool]

hmmmm...

Is it a click pen? Or a pen with a cap?

[Kayden]

*clicky*clicky*