View Full Version : Become a certified Jedi Knight!
Maklershed
05-21-2006, 06:35 PM
Check it out:
http://www.ulc.org/catalog/jediknightcertificate-p-237.html
To Become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind. The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments. A Jedi is expected to obey this strict Code that includes concepts such as rational thought, patience, and benevolence. Training is done by a respected Jedi until the individual is proficient enough to start their own journey as a Jedi. This certificate brings you all the rights, privileges, and benefits the Rank of Jedi receives. This certificate bestows upon you the Rank of JEDI KNIGHT!
May the Force Be With You!
http://www.ulc.org/catalog/images/Jedi-Knight-Large.jpg
Scorch
05-21-2006, 06:36 PM
It's sad that some people would pay for that.
Soodmeg
05-21-2006, 06:38 PM
What the fuck......
God damn i hate star wars. I never liked a single one of them.....
Mike23
05-21-2006, 06:42 PM
Psshh...It's clearly a party college.
nickmad
05-21-2006, 06:48 PM
What the fuck......
God damn i hate star wars. I never liked a single one of them.....
if i was gay, id marry you. :booty:
JSweeney
05-21-2006, 07:51 PM
So Javeryh, or any of the CAG lawyers...
If I declared myself a member of the Sith religion, and one of the tenent of the Sith religion was the systematic hunting down of and extermination of these "Jedi Knights", would that fly in court?
Quillion
05-21-2006, 09:01 PM
So Javeryh, or any of the CAG lawyers...
If I declared myself a member of the Sith religion, and one of the tenent of the Sith religion was the systematic hunting down of and extermination of these "Jedi Knights", would that fly in court?
Not a lawyer, but I would guess that your right to swing your lightsaber would stop at his wrist. Unless you're family. And he's really really whiny.
Rei no Otaku
05-21-2006, 09:10 PM
So Javeryh, or any of the CAG lawyers...
If I declared myself a member of the Sith religion, and one of the tenent of the Sith religion was the systematic hunting down of and extermination of these "Jedi Knights", would that fly in court?
Silly question. Can any religions that involve human sacrifice practice that ritual in the US? Of course not.
LaraCroftsLeftBoob
05-21-2006, 09:42 PM
cool, they also offer free online ordinations.
looks like i may have to start up my own religion.
I AM WILLIAM H. MACY
05-21-2006, 09:56 PM
Silly question. Can any religions that involve human sacrifice practice that ritual in the US? Of course not.
Except possibly if the "Jedi Knights" agree and sign a contract saying that they actively paricipate in these, and that they take full responsiblity for their own deaths?
(actually that's probably still illegal)
organicow
05-21-2006, 11:06 PM
Silly question. Can any religions that involve human sacrifice practice that ritual in the US? Of course not.
Hmmm. My religion involves LOTS of sarcasm to go undetected....does that mean I am a Vulcan?:lol:
Hehe, I ordained myself with ULC back in highschool XD I've been marrying girls without them knowing and damning people to hell ever since!
JSweeney
05-22-2006, 06:55 AM
Silly question. Can any religions that involve human sacrifice practice that ritual in the US? Of course not.
Yes, because the tone of the question was obviously sooo serious, right?
Sleepkyng
05-22-2006, 07:04 AM
yeyah, i'm a ulc rev also!
Number83
05-22-2006, 07:07 AM
What good is this degree if you can't force choke?