View Full Version : How to NOT Steal a SideKick II - this is hilarious - Conclusion
HumanSnatcher
06-07-2006, 02:19 AM
http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
Evidently this guys friend lost her Sidekick in a taxi. They texted it and said that they would give a reward. She went and got a new one and all the stuff they did with it, sign on AOL msging (screen name and password and all) and take photos with it. Read the article, its too lengthy to post and quote here
here is an excerpt:
When my friend realized that she had left the Sidekick in the taxi she asked me to immediately send a message to the phone saying that we would give a reward for the phone. There was no response. After a day of waiting, she had to go to the store and spend over $300 on a new Sidekick. When she put her SIM card in, she saw that the person(s) that had taken the phone had not only signed on to AOL leaving their name and password in the phone, but they had taken pictures of themselves.
I immediately contacted the AOL name: Sashacristal8905 and requested that the Sidekick be returned. I was immediately told that my “white ass” didn’t deserve it back. That she was not a “white bitch” (my friend who is a blonde white girl had pics on the phone this person had obviously seen) stupid enough to return a phone she found. After lots of threats, she said she and her boy would wait for me at:
Sashacristal8905: i got ball this is my adress 108 20 37 av corona come n do it iam give u the sidekick so I can hit you wit it
The text in read isn't me, thats from the dudes site
EDIT - dumb chick finally got arrested
Graystone
06-07-2006, 02:36 AM
:rofl:
She will never get the phone back. But if I was the person that lost the phone I would be happy if I knew they saw the webpage I made with their pics on it.
I hope this blows up so big that people start having avatars of these people on the web with thief stamped on their head.
HumanSnatcher
06-07-2006, 02:45 AM
:rofl:
She will never get the phone back. But if I was the person that lost the phone I would be happy if I knew they saw the webpage I made with their pics on it.
I hope this blows up so big that people start having avatars of these people on the web with thief stamped on their head.
This was front page news on digg, and its all ready got almost 2,000 diggs. The guy even lists what sites this has been on. Now, hows THAT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
Maybe we could hook up this bitch (the one who stole the phone) with snaggletooth, they're both in the same age. And since they're both fugly...
greydemise
06-07-2006, 02:45 AM
ooo man...corona is like 10 mins away from me by car..i hope those people get the worst punishment :)
assassinX
06-07-2006, 02:56 AM
Man I hope that they get back the sidekick and the people that stole it get what is coming towards them.
smw1983
06-07-2006, 03:16 AM
Okay, folks. I'm trying to get a Wikipedia entry going on about this as an internet meme.
Already it's being on the fast-track-to wikipedia demise.
Come save this article with feedback and editing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Not_To_Steal_A_Sidekick
HumanSnatcher
06-07-2006, 03:18 AM
Hopefully it'll last there a while. And its about damn time you posted on here smw...
You might want to PM Cheapy about becoming an editor on the CAGwiki
2poor
06-07-2006, 05:13 AM
I hope they get the phone back from those fat fucks.
WinnieThePujols
06-07-2006, 03:24 PM
The person who made that page is just as ridiculous and childish as the people who took the phone.
Cases in point.
There is one thing that people keep mentioning... The fact that the girl is 16, and her boyfriend is 24-26. And that she has a baby already that is at least a year old (we don't know if it's from him yet). Yes... That is messed up.
Cool. This isn't about the girlfriend and her boyfriend's age, it's about getting your phone back.
Gotten info from people in the military as how this "Luigi" guy can now get in trouble with his commanding officer for the email,
Roughly translated: u better watch what u say or i mite tell on u and get u in trouble!!!!!!!!1111111
WinnieThePujols
06-07-2006, 03:27 PM
Just realized he has naked pics on his main page. All negative comments are hereby withdrawn.
Supercake
06-07-2006, 03:50 PM
Glad I stumbled onto this while it's recent. Watching this unfold is great. :D
Theyre just an insult to Latinos. Theyve already been called out. Theyre gonna get fucked. Same with the bitch who stole my psp and phone at school. KARMA BIATCHES!!!!!!
GuyWithGun
06-07-2006, 04:12 PM
She seems to mix up the boyfriend and the brother a couple times.
I think this is pretty great. I hope she gets her phone back and those fuckers get penalized somehow. You know the thief has racked up some long distance calls and went over her minutes.
You know, this would be a great advertisement for those GPS things that the phones come with now. Telling you that you should turn it off of 911 Only and to always on. That way you can track your cell phone when it's on.
camoor
06-07-2006, 09:19 PM
Just realized he has naked pics on his main page. All negative comments are hereby withdrawn.
As I checked out the site, I realized that there's alot of trashy women in NYC.
Photomotoz
06-07-2006, 09:32 PM
I love shit like this. Just like that one story with the guy losing his camera and some family giving it to thier son with leukemia.
Renegade_Zero
06-07-2006, 09:42 PM
Maybe we could hook up this bitch (the one who stole the phone) with snaggletooth, they're both in the same age. And since they're both fugly...
'I mean cuz ur just so funny and I'm so "fugly"
getmeoutofjoliet
06-07-2006, 09:56 PM
could this be the sidekick girl?
http://models.evanwashere.com/
*NSFW**NSFW*
RedvsBlue
06-07-2006, 09:58 PM
could this be the sidekick girl?
http://models.evanwashere.com/
*NSFW**NSFW*
That's a dude.
They arent even hot. I dislike MOST latino girls.
HumanSnatcher
06-07-2006, 10:15 PM
'I mean cuz ur just so funny and I'm so "fugly"
Face it, you're just fodder on here...
Pootie Thang
06-07-2006, 10:17 PM
That's a dude.
I agree
Quillion
06-07-2006, 10:47 PM
That's a dude.
I agree
Hey, come on guys. She's obviously post-op.
RedvsBlue
06-07-2006, 10:50 PM
Hey, come on guys. She's obviously post-op.
Pre or Post, she's still got man hands.
camoor
06-07-2006, 11:09 PM
How much you want to bet that Evan's "girls" have had "monetary compensation" to "hang out" with him.
camoor
06-07-2006, 11:18 PM
LOL
http://stolensidekick.ytmnd.com/
Liquid 2
06-07-2006, 11:21 PM
heh, this reminds me of the laptop prank where a guy got a huge following on the internet and a bunch of people to help him in scamming a person who was trying to scam him
heh, this reminds me of the laptop prank where a guy got a huge following on the internet and a bunch of people to help him in scamming a person who was trying to scam him
That was up there for funniest thing of all time.
getmeoutofjoliet
06-07-2006, 11:31 PM
http://img274.imageshack.us/img274/8546/sowwy24fl2pv.png
FFMooglestar
06-07-2006, 11:42 PM
Picture
I LOL'd
getmeoutofjoliet
06-07-2006, 11:46 PM
I LOL'd
There's quite a few of em around
http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/1653/a5id2vx.png
http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/7550/fatman2st.gif
http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/8743/sidekick4xz5sp.jpg
HumanSnatcher
06-07-2006, 11:56 PM
That is so fuckin hilarious! Global shameing on a massive damage scale...
camoor
06-08-2006, 12:47 AM
Flip him on his back to attack his weak spot!
gofishn
06-08-2006, 01:09 AM
Haha, the people who stole it keep saying the guy doesn't know who hes messing with. Those douschebags are ruined, I love it.
HumanSnatcher
06-08-2006, 01:13 AM
I hope army boy there gets tossed in Levenworth
Photomotoz
06-08-2006, 01:44 AM
heh, this reminds me of the laptop prank where a guy got a huge following on the internet and a bunch of people to help him in scamming a person who was trying to scam him
http://www.p-p-p-powerbook.com/
gofishn
06-08-2006, 02:04 AM
http://www.p-p-p-powerbook.com/
Probably the best payback in internet history.
GuyWithGun
06-08-2006, 02:18 AM
This is pretty funny. Still reading it, though.
I don't know why, but that mouse with the, "LASER!!" taped to the bottom of it cracked me up.
WinnieThePujols
06-08-2006, 04:02 AM
http://www.p-p-p-powerbook.com/
Thanks for posting that. It was awesome.
Wait? What's this new shit about Evan being a Porn producer? This is just twisted.
Supercake
06-08-2006, 01:29 PM
Oh God, the powerbook thing...freakin legendary. My favorite: "FIRE WIRE!" :lol:
Pics of the fat guy are damn funny, saved!
camoor
06-08-2006, 02:05 PM
This entire thread is darksided!!
Sidekicks, Gargoyles...
In Jesus name I pray!!!
http://www.celluloidandvinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/prayerwarrior.jpg
senorwoohoo
06-08-2006, 02:08 PM
GORGYLES! PSYCHICS!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
camoor
06-12-2006, 01:40 PM
Anyone still following this? This guy has dedication, some cop lost his paperwork twice and then threatened him but the dude keeps on pushing.
HumanSnatcher
06-12-2006, 02:47 PM
this is the first time I've read an update in a day or so. Its BS that hes getting run around. I swear, it seems like cops are more interested in BS stuff like parking tickets than actually doing their job...
camoor
06-13-2006, 08:13 PM
LoL - check it izzout
http://www.detroitserver.com/sidekick/chuck.htm
HumanSnatcher
06-13-2006, 08:34 PM
LoL - check it izzout
http://www.detroitserver.com/sidekick/chuck.htm
AHAHAHAHAHA
flowery
06-13-2006, 09:07 PM
Crazy funny stuff.
HumanSnatcher
06-21-2006, 01:51 AM
Update #51 June 20th, 10:05 p.m. Wow... I have no words to express how I feel right now. Vindication, appreciation, relief.... Just some of the words I can think of...
It's OVER. The police picked up Sasha on Thursday night. They also got the Sidekick back. My friend is picking it up tonight. For all the doubters that thought the story was made up, that I was doing this for money, that it was a viral ad, that I had the wrong people.... You are now proven wrong. All in all, you few naysayers don't matter. What matters is all the people that did support the very IDEA of this story...that morality IS important to you. That doing the wrong thing will NOT prevail over doing the right thing. And to show that, my friend is NOT going to press charges against this girl. We both feel that she has learned her lesson. We are not vengeful people. We just wanted what was right...and what was right was for someones property to be returned.
About damn time!!! This girl is fucked for life...
DT778
06-21-2006, 01:59 AM
awesome, they got the phone back.
gofishn
06-21-2006, 01:59 AM
What a wuss, I would totally press charges against anybody who steals my crap, especially if you catch them and they refuse and continuously insult and threaten you in the process.
Noodle Pirate!
06-21-2006, 02:04 AM
It sickens me that they will not press charges. It's people like her who make the world a shit place to live in. They are just being told that it's ok to steal stuff and lie about it and nothing will happen to you.
I sincerely hope she gets run over by a bus and then trampled by a horse cart. I hope someone named Karma is driving the bus as well.
They need to learn there are consequences to their actions.