Who plays their DS while taking a poo?

[iflabs]

I do it all the time when I go take a dump. It sure can be lonely and boring without it.

[Radioactive_Man]

http://justinmg.home.comcast.net/forums/gsindifferent.gif

not with my ds lite, or any system for that matter. I read my gaming mags while on the john.

[Kendal]

Eww that is gross. I bet you are one of those savages that pees in the shower.

I beat a few games while dropping the kids off at the pool. I am not ashamed.

[fatbeer]

i don't bring anything along with me when i take a dump.i want to focus all my attention on that and get it over with

[Z-Saber]

I actually started doing this two days ago.

[LV-426RS]

Sometimes I try to take shit just to play the DS.

[Mookyjooky]

I did before I got an anal fissure for sitting on the shitter too long.

[Sleepkyng]

I did before I got an anal fissure for sitting on the shitter too long.


WHA!?

[botticus]

I stay on the pot long enough just reading a book, I don't need a more involved diversion.

[CoconutSport]

I've been gaming "on da can" since the original gameboy. As matter of fact, I think I've played every major console while taking a dump. Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, Gameboy SP, Sony PSP, Game Gear, Neo Geo Pocket, Nokia N-Gage, TurboExpress, Lynx, Palm Pilot, Pocket PC, DS Phat, Gameboy Micro, DS Lite & VSmile Pocket. I even played the Virtual Boy on the toilet. In fact "on da can" is my MarioKart DS screen name and the logo is a toilet bowl. Good grief I think I must do 60% of my gaming on the potty. Up until my legs get numb. In fact I did it again this morning while playing Phoenix Wright. I took a shower right after and left the DS Lite in the magazine rack. I hope it didn't get any condensation in it. hehe.. makes you think twice now about buying any used handheld systems eh? hahaha!!!

[Sleepkyng]

that. is. foul.

[Hollow Man]

Makes you think twice now about buying any used handheld systems eh? hahaha!!!

Hilarious!

-HM

[wubb]

Might be time to invest in whatever company makes Preperation H. You guys are destined for hemorrhoid city.

[munch]

Of course!

[CoconutSport]

Might be time to invest in whatever company makes Preperation H. You guys are destined for hemorrhoid city.

Could definately be a target audience for some in-game advertising.

BTW, why do they call it "taking" a poo. You're not really taking anything... actually you're really "leaving" something. I've never understood that.

[Ecofreak]

If I wasn`t using a squat toilet, you could betcha bottom dollar I would!

[CoconutSport]

Last time I was in Japan, I saw two different types of public toilets. One was some high-tech heated toilet seat with all kinds of buttons and what not.. and the other was just a hole in the floor. Wat da dilly yo? I can't imagine playing handheld games on the later.

[Ace Harding: Private Eye]

Sometimes I play with my poo instead of my DS.

[javeryh]

Shouldn't the question be who doesn't play their DS while shitting? Of course I play handhelds in the crapper - what else is there to do in there? It's not like I can go in there with a magazine in my office. The systems fit perfectly in my pocket and no one is the wiser...

[CoconutSport]

Shouldn't the question be who doesn't play their DS while shitting? Of course I play handhelds in the crapper - what else is there to do in there? It's not like I can go in there with a magazine in my office. The systems fit perfectly in my pocket and no one is the wiser...

It was always the problem with the Gameboy Micro. Even though it so small to be undetectable in your pocket on the way in, it still has that annoying chirping sound when you turn the volume all the way down when you're in the stall.

[2poor]

I don't think I take long enough to start getting somewhere in my game.

[Darwin23]

tried playing games while in the can...but it just doesnt relax me. It cant work coz' while playing games, i feel my sphincter tigthening up on certain parts of the game which is not helpful for the taking a dump. Now, i just bring my laptop and read some cheapassgamer.com

[hootie]

This has to be the greatest thread EVER.

Oh and I play my DS Lite so much while crapping, it actually has a brown tint to it from all of the fecal matter in the air sticking to it. Once it gets brown enough I'll sell it on ebay and say it's a special edition Brown Version DS Lite! Yay! Money! Laffs!

[CosmosTheMouse]

Oh I know I do.
The other night I found it a bit ironic that i'm sitting on the can playing "PUSH" mode on Tetris. And anytime I wiFi random matches I sometimes think "these people don't know i'm crapping." lol

[secretvampire]

This makes me never want to buy anything secondhand from a CAG ever again. None of my gaming gear of any type sets foot inside my bathroom.

[stag8603]

I get more done on the pot than off.

Books, mags, internet, DS, PSP, cell phone, etc......

[slvrdrgn123]

This has to be the greatest thread EVER.

Oh and I play my DS Lite so much while crapping, it actually has a brown tint to it from all of the fecal matter in the air sticking to it. Once it gets brown enough I'll sell it on ebay and say it's a special edition Brown Version DS Lite! Yay! Money! Laffs!
lol.

its something to help with the boredom.

[hobocorpses]

To all who answered yes......No, I will not CML!!

[cochesecochese]

No, but I've thought about getting an NES and a cheap flat panel so I can play games on the potty like those dudes on the Kotaku contest.

[Supercake]

I sometimes play a game while on the can, depends if the constipation factor is going on. Funnest game to play on the can is probably Warioware Twisted, you can continue playing it while you wipe, just keep swinging the system.

[gamefan1686]

All of my portable systems would be red flagged.

Sorry for the lame Seinfield reference.

[mookiemeister]

I play with my SP while in the bathroom since I don't have a DS.

[RelentlessRolento]

started doign this since I first got a DS last year. makes "go" time more enjoyable.

[iflabs]

Just sneak in that DS like a ninja! Stealthy!

There's no volume on the DS that isn't detectable from the outside. There's the mute but than you're smashing buttons like crazy.

There was this one week where I somehow caught acute diarrhea. Everytime the diarrhea pulled a suprise attack on me, I would try to hold it back and find DS before hitting the potty. Needless to say, there were leaks and it amounted to soiled stuff...XD

For those who haven't taken the DS or any handheld as a companion to the potty, I ask you to consider it.

[CAG 79]

You guys have a serious crap problem. When I take a dump it takes me just about as long as it does to take a piss.

[gwing00]

You say potatoe I say potato. I say these guys are great multi-taskers.:applause:

[Jatsu]

Wow, you guys are some constipated people!! I spend about 3 minutes on the can at the most.

[whoknows]

Sometimes I play with my poo instead of my DS.
Did you find the prize inside? :D

[DsliteBoi]

I hate it when people complain about how gross it is about playing ur ds on the pot. Since the dslite can out , it has been with me everywhere and i even stay longer in the pot playing my portable gaming device.

[sying]

Shouldn't this be a poll?

Christ , whats next? Do you Wii when you are taking a Wii?

[whoknows]

Shouldn't this be a poll?

Christ , whats next? Do you Wii when you are taking a Wii?
How many Wii's can you play with at once?

[Moxio]

I don't. I wouldn't dare risk touching my DS with poopy fingers.

[Fire]

I don't. I wouldn't dare risk touching my DS with poopy fingers.

or dropping it down into that black abyss.

[solid snake]

I do it all the time when I go take a dump. It sure can be lonely and boring without it.
sometimes wheni poop i see a ds lite come out but i am affraid to grab it i think i got a hemorroid from one

[mannam23]

I don't. I wouldn't dare risk touching my DS with poopy fingers.

Who said anything about touching it with poopy fingers? See, that is the trick. You play it as you are starting then when you wipe, you put it down somewhere clean. Then, wash you hands, pick it up, and leave. It's like it was never in the bathroom.

[solid snake]

Who said anything about touching it with poopy fingers? See, that is the trick. You play it as you are starting then when you wipe, you put it down somewhere clean. Then, wash you hands, pick it up, and leave. It's like it was never in the bathroom.
what if you like to wipe with you ds?

[Strell]

Mmmmm this thread makes me HUNGRY!

[solid snake]

Mmmmm this thread makes me HUNGRY!
you know the great thing about poop is its ediable,mmmmm poop...

[RelentlessRolento]

what if you like to wipe with you ds?

why do you think Nintendo made the Lite white? well... now you know.

[fullhavok]

i do my best Ds lite playing in the can! are you kidding me, that's why i had that extra serving of beans this evening.... GOT TO GO!!!!!

[CoconutSport]

Wow, you guys are some constipated people!! I spend about 3 minutes on the can at the most.

Are you kidding me? I pretty much did all my reading and studying for my Bachelor's Degree on the crapper. Very enlightening moments happen in there. In "Back to the Future" Doc Brown (haha) came up with the "flux capacitor" while on the crapper. I mean really, do you think he was hanging a picture over the toilet? He was taking a shit and it came to him, he fell off the toilet and bumped his head. Archimedes came up with his principle in bathroom too. He said he was stepping into the bath, but really he was taking a shit and noticed the level rise in the water.

It's a little known fact that stimulation of the sphincter through defecation stimulates activity in the right temporal lobe of the brain (the area responsible for creative thought). Hence the proliference of brillant minds that populated Ancient Greece where homosexual intercourse amongst men was common place. Now a days, we utilize this increase in our cognitive skills to get 1500 wins in Tetris Push.

hahaha

[MarioColbert]

Look: There are two types of men in this world. Those that admit to playing video games on the commode, and those that lie that they don't.

One game I do NOT recommend playing on the toilet, however, is WarioWare TWISTED. If you can't put two and two together, you may wish to never know, or to find out by yourself.

[CAG 79]

Look: There are two types of men in this world. Those that admit to playing video games on the commode, and those that lie that they don't.

Believe what you will but I don't spend that much time taking a crap nor would I want to. Thank God for that.

[onetrackmind]

Thanks to this thread i now can compile a lsit of people i dont want to trade handheld games with :lol:

[crazytalkx]

Might have to start playing on the crapper considering my backlog thanks to the CC sale.

[MarioColbert]

Thanks to this thread i now can compile a lsit of people i dont want to trade handheld games with :lol:

Would you still be willing to trade if they are in their original packaging? Shrink-wrapped and whatnot?

Which reminds me... I have to order that shrink-wrap machine....

[MicroZone]

I don't. I wouldn't dare risk touching my DS with poopy fingers.

why would you get poop on your hands? dear God man, toilet paper!

[MicroZone]

Are you kidding me? I pretty much did all my reading and studying for my Bachelor's Degree on the crapper. Very enlightening moments happen in there.


that's why they call it the "morning cogitation"

[Rozz]

I used to.... until my stylus fell into the fucking toilet. At least it was before I took a dump and the water was just cleaned before it with that cleaning stuff.... even so, I threw that stylus out after that, and just used my back up one....

[CoconutSport]

I used to.... until my stylus fell into the fucking toilet. At least it was before I took a dump and the water was just cleaned before it with that cleaning stuff.... even so, I threw that stylus out after that, and just used my back up one....

I knew there was a "real" reason Nintendo included an extra stylus instead of a strap.

[RAMSTORIA]

well yeah... its either that or just sit there

[Maddgief]

i remember cheapyD mentioning that he played on the can and I thought it was disgusting.

Then I got my own DS lite and my bathroom should now be renamed from 'The Library' to 'The Arcade'.

Vive Handhelds!