Its over, and Vietgurl wins! Have fun at the movies!

[uli2000]

I was emailed a code for a free movie ticket because I get the Jonny Walker newsletter, but I dont live anywhere near a theater that will take it, so I want to share the cheap ass love with some lonely single guy or gal. First, before you enter, make sure you can use it. The code is for Fandango.com and must be used at a theater that uses their online ticketing system, and the other stipulation in the email is the movie must be R rated (dont ask me why). The coupon code must be used by 7/29. If you can meet those requrements, tell me why your lonely ass deserves a night alone at the movies. Ill keep this going untill 3pm PDT tomorrow, so you can use it tomorrow if you want. Ill post when no more threads will be allowed tomorrow at 3pm. I will then have my wife pick the most desperate guy or gal to get the movie code. Maybe you'll get lucky and meet someone at the theater.

[slidecage]

i need it cause im so cheap I wont even pay 50 cents to see a 2nd run movie.. Now that is sad LOL

[stag8603]

haha I thought you were gonna ask if anyone wanted to go see a movie with you.

[mvick288]

because im sad. i dont have a girlfriend and i already sneek into movies and watch 2 every time. and the security is catching on to me, and i do not want to be caugh without a ticket again. i need it. please. i am sitting in front of my computer, sweating up this crappy leather chair with a broken spring up my butt. help my cheapass out please!

[SoulReaver]

because im sad. i dont have a girlfriend and i already sneek into movies and watch 2 every time. and the security is catching on to me, and i do not want to be caugh without a ticket again. i need it. please. i am sitting in front of my computer, sweating up this crappy leather chair with a broken spring up my butt. help my cheapass out please! HE HAS A LEATHER CHAIR! So, since I so kindly pointed this out, thanks for the ticket. \\:D/

[uli2000]

because im sad. i dont have a girlfriend and i already sneek into movies and watch 2 every time. and the security is catching on to me, and i do not want to be caugh without a ticket again. i need it. please. i am sitting in front of my computer, sweating up this crappy leather chair with a broken spring up my butt. help my cheapass out please!

Is this the older brother who goes to USC or the smartass little brother. Which ever one you are, you need to get your ass up and get a job. You are lucky Im not judging it. Though, If you said your feet were hurting from pounding the pavement looking for a job, I'd have put a good word in for you.

[vietgurl]

All of my friends are either taking a crapload of summer classes or are home for the summer. I'm the only one left here who's working a part time job (I work between 10-60+ hours a week) and after working me 12-14 hours a day for 4-6 days a week this month, they're barely giving me any hours in July which leaves me with a lot of free time. Most of the time, I just sit in my apartment on the computer bored as hell; I sit on forums waiting for people to post so I'd have something to read. Sometimes if I feel really desperate for money, I'd post a few pathetic ads on Craigslist asking for someone to tutor or whatever (of course, no one answers...). I'm not going to be making enough money in July to cover my rent + car + insurance + food so I'm definately very very broke right now (thank god for credit cards!). I'm bored and I need an excuse to leave my room because sometimes I'd sit in my studio alone for days at a time until the weekend when my friends are actually free (unless they have a midterm or final). This is why I need a free movie ticket :)

[yukine]

All of my friends are either taking a crapload of summer classes or are home for the summer. I'm the only one left here who's working a part time job (I work between 10-60+ hours a week) and after working me 12-14 hours a day for 4-6 days a week this month, they're barely giving me any hours in July which leaves me with a lot of free time. Most of the time, I just sit in my apartment on the computer bored as hell; I sit on forums waiting for people to post so I'd have something to read. Sometimes if I feel really desperate for money, I'd post a few pathetic ads on Craigslist asking for someone to tutor or whatever (of course, no one answers...). I'm not going to be making enough money in July to cover my rent + car + insurance + food so I'm definately very very broke right now (thank god for credit cards!). I'm bored and I need an excuse to leave my room because sometimes I'd sit in my studio alone for days at a time until the weekend when my friends are actually free (unless they have a midterm or final). This is why I need a free movie ticket :)

All lies!

[menikmati]

I only leave the house once every two weeks.

[furyk]

Because I have a crapload of Summer classes (in class from 9 am-4:30pm and 6:10-9:40 pm on Tuesdays and Thursdays), I never get reimbursed for the shitty movies I have to see for a website (Aquamarine, She's the Man, Bloodrayne, the Benchwarmers), and I live in Florida where it is currently 92 degrees outside.

Not to mention the last time I had sex was in September and it was with a fat chick with a butter face.

[I AM WILLIAM H. MACY]

haha I thought you were gonna ask if anyone wanted to go see a movie with you.
Heh yeah me too.

I can see someone actually doing that on this board

[Silencer]

Because I have a crapload of Summer classes (in class from 9 am-4:30pm and 6:10-9:40 pm on Tuesdays and Thursdays), I never get reimbursed for the shitty movies I have to see for a website (Aquamarine, She's the Man, Bloodrayne, the Benchwarmers), and I live in Florida where it is currently 92 degrees outside.

Not to mention the last time I had sex was in September and it was with a fat chick with a butter face.

if it was a fat chick, she can't be a butter face.

[RedvsBlue]

if it was a fat chick, she can't be a butter face.


The kids these days don't even know the slang they're using.

Then again, maybe he's into the fuller-figured women so a fat chick is a great body to him and the face was bad.

OR since he said she was a fat chick anyway maybe he literally meant butter face, like instead of makeup the chick just coats her face in the shit.

[Silencer]

Nothing like kissing a chick and tasting a little butter as a bonus.

[CoffeeEdge]

...the other stipulation in the email is the movie must be R rated (dont ask me why).

So....why must the movie be R-rated? ;)

[RedvsBlue]

So....why must the movie be R-rated? ;)

Why not?

[uli2000]

OK, its 3pm pacific, so those posts above are the entries

So....why must the movie be R-rated? ;)

I dont know, it just says that in the email.


Ill have my wife look over these and tell her I need a winner within a hour. I will then pm the winner she chooses.

[uli2000]

OK, she made up her mind. She said this wasnt even a contest since vietgurl runs away with it. Personally, I had some sympathy for furyk, but my wife, whos pregnant with our third child and feeling extremly fat right now, didnt take too kindly to your description of the last, eh, encounter you had. She said the girl was probily doing you the favor.

[Sleepkyng]

butterface for the loss!

[vietgurl]

Oh yay...I think? I am the most desperate person here!!!! Whoohooo.......?

Haha, thanks for the code :) And no, I wasn't lying at all, lol. :lol:

I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO FOR A DAY!!! \\:D/

[Apossum]

OR since he said she was a fat chick anyway maybe he literally meant butter face, like instead of makeup the chick just coats her face in the shit.


:lol: great mental image

[SoulReaver]

Oh yay...I think? I am the most desperate person here!!!! Whoohooo.......?

Haha, thanks for the code :) And no, I wasn't lying at all, lol. :lol:

I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO FOR A DAY!!! \\:D/

We all know its a lie. You can just go to the movies and pay the god damn $7-$12.

I'm telling ya, I should have gotten it. I haven't been in the theaters for THREE DAYS! How do I live with myself you may ask? I don't know either.

[Koggit]

butterface for the loss!

Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard

I don't really know why

[furyk]

OR since he said she was a fat chick anyway maybe he literally meant butter face, like instead of makeup the chick just coats her face in the shit.

Yeah... the crackers and used dishes in her door room led to the bluck. What was even sadder was I gave a preamble to the sex saying that under no circumstances I want a relationship because it'd end messy... and fuck if I'm doing the dishes after a pig out fest. The girl wasn't doing me a favor as the sex was really, really bad. I'm not trying to be a male chauvinist at all, but damn, if that isn't the truth, I don't know what is.

Butterface for the loss indeed.