Maury is going to burn

[Predator21281]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA-CrRJ7eTw-balloons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3i4IidQmY0-pickles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98RFlHQZsA8-birds and mustard
I love tv.

[Brak]

Maury rules...

[Purple Flames]

They had the bird chick cornered :rofl:

[graf1k]

What the fuck? Scared of MUSTARD?! They couldn't come up with anything better than MUSTARD?!

[Graystone]

Running out of subjects Maury.

[DT778]

What the fuck? Scared of MUSTARD?! They couldn't come up with anything better than MUSTARD?!
they did. (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1996276&postcount=25)

[Brak]

they did. (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1996276&postcount=25)
There's no way balloons can top mustard...

[karsh]

They were talking about the pickles video on the morning show I listen to in Philly earlier this week. It was absolutely hilarious. Maury's the man for attacking girls with pickles.

[Pookymeister]

what happened to the old Maury?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CpVC9aaQOQ8

[graf1k]

what happened to the old Maury?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CpVC9aaQOQ8


That is officially the best use of a victory dance ever.

[argyle]

See, I can at least SORTA understand birds. Granted, she's a little extreme with it...but still. Anything a horror movie has been made about I can at least understand being afraid of. And they're living creatures - heck, I get freaked out by spiders (tho nowhere even remotely close to how that lady did), so why not birds.

But mustard? Balloons? Pickles? Come on, there's no way people are seriously afraid of this stuff. They HAVE to be faking. If that lady was REALLY that afraid of mustard, there's no way she would have ever worked at Burger King - they put mustard on EVERYTHING.

[Roufuss]

I've watched 30 seconds into this Pickles one, and it's fake, obviously fake... I mean, cmon, "Pickles are destroying my life!" like she sees them 24 / 7.

Shit, I don't think I've been near a pickle in years.

Wait, and then she fucking agrees to go to some pickle factory? Either this is fake or she's a stupid bitch.

It even looks like she's laughing right before she runs into the street.

[hobocorpses]

Now your gonna go backstage w/ Gary Coxe, spend some time in a secluded room, and get over your fear of pickles.

The music they play when the chicks were screaming was a nice touch.

Maury just gets more and more ridiculous as years go by. I remember when his show first started it was almost serious, then it was "who's the father" and amputee's, now this stuff. I guess once you run out of all the freakshows he ussually has on the show you gotta start making things up.

[VanillaGorilla]

HA!

Cue the evil pickle plate music!

[Dead of Knight]

what happened to the old Maury?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CpVC9aaQOQ8

That's old as hell but still a classic. I love the Outkast music added to the background. :rofl:

EDIT: Just found this one, also great: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARkGmbgLd_8&NR

EDIT 2: Another! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otLq52hhKfg&mode=related&search= Not the father? O RLY?

[crazytalkx]

I like the YTMND that has the "you're not the father" dance with the Final Fantasy victory music :lol:

[Quillion]

One of my ex girlfriends was afraid of mustard. It was bizarre, we couldn't even have mustard in the fridge. If we went to a barbeque, if there was a bottle of mustard on a table, everything else on that table was inedible.

[Graystone]

One of my ex girlfriends was afraid of mustard. It was bizarre, we couldn't even have mustard in the fridge. If we went to a barbeque, if there was a bottle of mustard on a table, everything else on that table was inedible.

Nice good thing you said ex girlfriend you were smart enough to drop that bitch.;)

its mustard. All it is, is ground seeds and vinegar mixed together.

[GuilewasNK]

The "Man or Woman?" shows are pretty entertaining. The crowds really get into it.

[Predator21281]

The one with balloons is the best.

[hhhdx4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNxr7HHFWPY


peaches!