Daikaiju's Worst Contest Ever - A WINNAR IS ZFORCE!!!!11!

[daikaiju]

Ok, I've never run a contest before, but for some reason - the thought of this one amuses me. The rules are simple...just post a picture in this thread of something humorous. The one that amuses me the most will win....wait for it......

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a copy of Superman for the N64!

Now you can experience perhaps the lowest point in N64 history!
Game will come in it's original box - but no instructions...

....that's ok, you won't need them. Here's how to play - smash your controller into your N64 as hard as possible. :)

This contest will end Monday...so get your submissions in, and make me laugh - I will in turn make you laugh when you plug this absolutely crappy game into your console :)

Let the posting begin!!!

[Hoffgod]

One gaming disaster calls for another. Ladies and gentlemen, behold... THE PLAYSTATION 3 CONTROLLER!
http://game.china.com/zh_cn/tvgame/psnews/11039420/20060614/images/13401593_2006061415120056979600.jpg
And no, that is NOT photoshopped. PROOF. (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/06/14/sony-misspells-select-on-ps3-display-controller/)

[evilmax17]

http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/7922/hamsterintube3ec.jpg

[TooManyGames]

I dunno if this is more sad or humerous...

Steempy's your father and your mother is Samuel L Jackson.

[unicron129]

Can you post more than one picture?

[unicron129]

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items647/250.jpg

[daikaiju]

let's keep it to one entry per CAG...

...then again....


you actually want a BETTER opportunity to experience this piece of trash?

HEH!

[Kain Vincent]

http://www.theresourcefork.com/WWWserver/facetious/aman/aman-tpbg.gif

[Autumn Star]

Cosplay!
http://x11.putfile.com/3/7601533618.jpg (http://www.putfile.com)

[unicron129]

LoL I know its the worst N64 gamef or even the worst game ever period, but I actually wanted to get this and never could since i was like 10 so yea. Thanks for the contest by the way.

[I AM WILLIAM H. MACY]

http://www.theresourcefork.com/WWWserver/facetious/aman/aman-tpbg.gif
Winner!!!

To keep up with that, I'm gonna cheat a bit and post a short movie

http://clansta.com/hamsterowned.wmv

[CAG 79]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1295/complove3ni.jpg

[Visc]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/Viscter/dcp_2762small.jpg

pay close attention to the book.

[RBM]

Ha ha! Loophole city, USA!

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5993/cornered81056gm.gif

[argyle]

http://www.argylemonkey.com/images/justice.jpg

[daikaiju]

keep em coming!

[Maklershed]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v663/maklershed/tripping.jpg

[jawman311]

http://www.funnypicturespace.com/funny-images/richguy.jpg

[Pancake Rabbit]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/gioseph/mount.jpg

[Z-Saber]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8527/ninjaavenger6rk9wo.jpg

[Spades22]

I actually liked Superman64 when I played it...I was only 12 then though...

[projecteightysix]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/projecteightysix/batman.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/projecteightysix/amazingspiderman.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/projecteightysix/seal.jpg

[Azumangaman]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/gioseph/mount.jpg

WINNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Azumangaman]

No, I lied, thats one's not teh winner!
LOOK! A DIGITALLY EDITED FAT CAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
http://www.funnyfreepics.com/images/fat_cat.jpg

[crowbb]

http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=joker0xn.jpg

[Dr Mario Kart]

It certainly would help if I knew what exactly tickled your funny bone. I'll contemplate on this point as I prepare my entry.

[graf1k]

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8527/ninjaavenger6rk9wo.jpg

God I love that picture. That's not so much funny as just plain awesome. I swear, if I'm ever living on the street that is going to be my cardboard begging sign. Smiley faces and all.

[Z-Saber]

God I love that picture. That's not so much funny as just plain awesome. I swear, if I'm ever living on the street that is going to be my cardboard begging sign. Smiley faces and all.I like it because it's honest... okay, let me explain.

The dude's obviously begging for money on the street. However, he thinks of something witty (or copies it from someone else) and uses it.

Eventually, some guy sees him and his sign and thinks it's ama-za-zing. He snaps a pic, posts it online, and now I'm using it in a funny picture contest.

No photoshopping, nothing utterly weird and over the top. Just a poor man trying to get a dollar and making us laugh.

[PINKO]

i am entering my sig in the contest http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/jwzzr/superfreaks.jpg


Girls from the rick james video super freak

[lupinckc]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5007/imppropaganda5kp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Sofa King Kool]

Creepy

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6829/holyjesus3ni.gif

[swetooth9]

http://www.phatrags.com/nss-folder/teeicons/kissmyassitsirish.gif

[galeon]

/\

I Actually Was thinking of buying that shirt once, I forgot what store it was in.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/5430/comictot25ee.gif

[Z-Saber]

/\Use ^. It's easier.

[Yusuke-Urameshi-]

Lonely? Try the Girlfriend Pillow!

http://www.spilsbury.com/wcsstore/Spilsbury/images/products/items/21042.jpg


Perhaps you want a piece from the "Christmas Story" or are scared of the dark? Try the Leg Lamp Nightlight!

http://www.spilsbury.com/wcsstore/Spilsbury/images/products/items/21678.jpg

Maybe some shameless advertising? Then check out my sig! :P

[thesilentshadow30]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5255/0cbb40667vo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/8091/whateverysithshouldhaveontheba.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8572/iamwithstupidsig5ls.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How about a couple of star wars themed pics and one of my sigs as entries...

[RelentlessRolento]

http://img.meetup.com/photos/event/8/0/9/9/event_152921.jpeg

[KABUKISTAR]

Behold! The awesome power of the turffle shuffle:

http://home.graffiti.net/kabukistar/chunk_picard_full.gif

[OpTiMaL]

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1553/tomcruise7sh.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[beanman25]

http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/acne.jpg this dude needs that clearasil crap

[SoulReaver]

Behold! The awesome power of the turffle shuffle:

http://home.graffiti.net/kabukistar/chunk_picard_full.gif

Haha thats awesome!

[daikaiju]

I've chuckled at more than a few of these...so let's get those submissions in before I close this contest sometime Monday night....:D

[Rozz]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/8999/pacmanartawful7hs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[DigitalSpace]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/270/lolinsanity29wi.jpg

Kinda corny, but yeah. Captions and the Juggernaut added by me.

[Z-Saber]

Crap, what's the "I'm in your base" thing from... it's very familiar yet I can't remember.

[mcgavin27]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/mcgavin27/samdougflutie.jpg

[Warner1281]

Crap, what's the "I'm in your base" thing from... it's very familiar yet I can't remember.

"All your base are belong to us"

Dunno, but that's what came to mind.

[daikaiju]

more more more! Zero Hour is coming!!!!

[MysticMike01]

http://tinypic.com/vim9lh.jpg




http://www.geocities.com/johnniemccoy/cookie.jpg

[Magehart]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h70/gecko13_2006/brawl.png

[doomlv20]

I'm gonna post this unfinished Hitman comic my friend was working on, but then gave up on.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/6683/hitman2thumbs6lo.th.png (http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hitman2thumbs6lo.png)

[Z-Saber]

"All your base are belong to us"

Dunno, but that's what came to mind.Nope.

Guess I'ma google it.

[daikaiju]

Last chance to win an abysmal piece of garbage :)

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST!!!
Winner will be annnounced shortly thereafter :)

I NEED A GOOD LAUGH.

[ZForce]

http://ffc.fire-pro.net/pacmanhead.jpg

[getmeoutofjoliet]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3848/wakeupbig3yl1vj.gif
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9803/lotrse6kj0zj.gif

[RelentlessRolento]

another shot in the dark...

http://ax2groin.com/img/20040724-Black-Superman.jpg

[CaptainCarnage]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/paranoidscrub/random%20pictures/killerduck2qg.gif

[RelentlessRolento]

dosn't matter how many times I've seen this it still cracks me up:

http://sandiegojack.com/whack/content/images/large/marker_baby.jpg

[Noodle Pirate!]

I wonder if that Ewok is related to Brian Peppers. Maybe his dad? I agree it's quite the creepy.

[Stoneage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvsfmuSndgk&search=door%20to%20door%20macy
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2002/07/14macy-inside.jpg

[Shoagie]

http://photo.hexun.com/p/2005/1206/6667/b_1615AED655440F25.jpg

[thespillcanvas]

http://pwnjoo.com/images/4719262girlOHNOEZ.JPG

[Z-Saber]

Omg Omg 12:03!1!/!?

Yeah, leave it to whatever time server CAG is set to to be slow.

[daikaiju]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZT

The buzzer has sounded...the contest is over...

I will be announcing a winner shortly :)

[daikaiju]

Ok the results have been gone over...and I've looked over all the pics in this thread again...

As much as I thought evilmax17 had it in the bag with the absolutely ridiculous fat hamster in a toilet paper tube (post #3) , I have to give the honors to...



ZFORCE!!!

With his hilarious pic of the guy wearing the pac man...er...thing... on his head :)
(Page 3, Post #54) When I saw it the first time, I thought...oh ok...semi goofy guy wearing a helmet...then it caught me...

That's not a helmet!!

And I can't help but wonder if you can wear that with the mouth CLOSED.



I will be contacting you ZForce to obtain an address for me to send this travesty to you. I hope you get as much of a chuckle out of this as I did.

And thanks to all you CAG'ers who participated in my WORST. CONTEST. EVER.

I'd give you all a copy if I could. :)

THANK GOD THERE'S ONLY ONE.

[ZForce]

WOO HOO! As a guy who used to create MST3K style videos about bad games, long have I sought the wonderment of Superman 64.

BTW, that's actually me in the pic wearing that Pac Man hat :)