So, as woefully out of date the two of us are, we finally borrowed Transformers from a friend and sat down to watch it. I had already seen it with a friend, so I knew what to expect, but my wife... the poor thing. It was about 5 minutes into the movie and she said "Where's the damned Transformers?!?!" followed immediately by "FINALLY." I had remarked to her that it wasn't going to be the last time she said the word "finally", and she ended up proving me right when, after AN HOUR into the movie, we finally see Optimus Prime.

I was playing my DS (FFTA2, which was, in all fairness, alot cooler than the movie) and eventually my wife just turned off the movie. "I can only take so many bad one-liners!! It's like Starship Troopers bad."