So, as all of you know, two of my favorite things, on my list of many favorite things, are Aksys, and beautiful women (in the 2D form).

For many moons I heard of a game that will satisfy both desires, and never expected it to get localized because of evil American pigs and their football team bias, and because I can't go vote on account of my girth, and my well of sadness, isolation, despair, and happiness having no mailing address. But that is another issue.

The prime issue of this discussion is that Record of the Agarest is only being released on the Playstation 3 in the download form, with no body pillow and no limited edition.

Now you will all say "Wait a second darkslime! Don't you have all three systems of this generation and last generation somewhere under your girth?!" But no!

My Microsoft Xbox 360 got the dreaded RRoD! It was kept in a permanent spot under my right roll, the roll I determined had the best ventilation. I attempted to eat a Chicken Parmesan Hot Pocket and it just spilled all over the right roll, and leaked into the vents of my Xbox, clogging them. 197 hours later it RRoD'd during an intense 56 hour Bawls-fueled Tales of Vesperia marathon.

I cannot buy another Xbox 360 as Mom's credit card is maxed out (I recently went on a binge of the more expensive Hot Pockets Calzones), and cannot buy a downloadable game on account of my OCD. (If there is nothing to be bagged and boarded, it is not a game. If there is no copy in my wine cooler vault, it is not a game.)

So, I made a petition, to Aksys: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/agarestwar/ Please sign it fellow girthians!