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April Fool's Post: Real Kanojo (aka, Real Girlfriend)
By kainzero 04-01-2010 03:07 PM
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So there's this new 3D H-Game by Illusion (the company that did the infamous game "Rapelay") and it features webcam support. "Webcam support, why webcam support?" Well, it's supposed to provide a new interactive feature. By moving your head around, it'll function as a camera so you can look at the side of someone or under their skirt or whatever. Also, they'll ask you a question like "Do you want to go to the pool?" or "Do you want to come now?" and you can nod or shake your head and it'll be like a yes or no. Yeah, so it's pretty dumb. But you know what makes it worse? When you hook up the webcam, it shows the webcam on the bottom left. So not only do you feel ashamed that you're actually playing an H-Game, but now there's a nice picture of you on the bottom left reminding you of how much a loser you are. And you can see yourself being a loser. Also, the game has support for two mice for the groping "minigame" where you can use both of your hands to rub her buttcheeks or whatever. Okay, really? Now you can capture yourself on webcam using two mice at the same time, doing round circular motions so that you can pretend that you're rubbing her butt. I don't know about this. I mean seriously, it's like if you were watching a porno film and the girl was like, "Yeah, since you're a loser who can't get with a real girl, you'll just have to settle for watching me getting it on with a stranger." Deep down that's what we're all thinking but man, you don't gotta be all up front about it, now we actually feel bad for watching it. To top it all of the game is kinda boring. In other Illusion games there's at least a (lame) gameplay element. You'd actually have to work hard in the other ones to make sure she's not having a rough time and if you go 5 times and she doesn't go at all, she's probably not gonna like you and you'll have to start a new game to get some from her. It's pretty tricky too! You have to look at what her eyes do and if she moans a certain way to determine whether or not she's being satisfied. It's a terrible game mechanic, but at least it's a game mechanic. But this game? Man, it doesn't matter what you do. You can literally not even have her touch you and you can spray your load and that's it, it'll be the end of the game and she'll say something like "Wow! We had a fun time!" And then you can just reload the scene over and over. Where's the challenge? I do like the graphics though. At least with their clothes on. When it's off, ehhhh, it looks kinda funny... |
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- 04-01-2010, 09:34 PM
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picking your gf nose ftw!!
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