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I just lost my mother fuckin phone.

By Jack-Hunter 06-18-2010 03:53 PM
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Four days after I got it. ...Every time I get drunk, something happens to one of my phones.

Hell, the reason WHY I got a new one just now, is because I got drunk and wanted to walk into a swimming pool for no apparent reason (wearing dress clothes and all) and so I dipped my head in, and forgot I had my phone on me.

That was the night that my phone died forever.

So, I got a new Blackberry.

And what happens now? I get drunk, go walking with a friend way the out somewhere (I know where the place is..) and I come home: no ing phone.

It sucks because I remember everything that I do when im drunk, but I dont know what the happened to my phone!

I went out looking this morning in the blazing hot sun and I couldnt find shit. !!! I just ing got it. I know its my fault but shit.

Not to mention that some really hot girl gave me her number yesterday, and im waiting for Walmart to call me to finalize the fact that I just got hired (unless I failed the drug test.)

****........

I want to go back looking for it but ive lost my resolve.

It's like ".........Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk.......... my life."

Sigh. Mother ing sigh.....
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Old Jack-Hunter Jack-Hunter is offline - 06-18-2010, 04:14 PM
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I wish there was something Sprint could do about this <_< oh well. Damn.
Old the_punisher the_punisher is offline - 06-18-2010, 04:18 PM
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Apple can track iPhones.

And I know the feeling (sort-of), did it once by going into the pool with it in my pocket. Not fun.

I'd try and look for it one more time, it has to be somewhere.
Old Jack-Hunter Jack-Hunter is offline - 06-18-2010, 04:20 PM
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You're right..I keep hearing that in my head. It has to be somewhere. It has to. But...ugh. Damn it. ......
Old Jack-Hunter Jack-Hunter is offline - 06-18-2010, 04:22 PM
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I have the battery and the back cover of it, so calling it is out of the question. But at least if someone passes by it they will probably mistake it for being broken.

I mean what the would a blackberry be doing on the ing ground without the battery and back cover.

Right, intoxicated Jack-Hunter?
Old Jack-Hunter Jack-Hunter is offline - 06-18-2010, 04:37 PM
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Its odd to think that it ever existed. When I look at the back cover and battery, it's like "........."

Its like my dog was just brutally murdered, and the killer left me an arm and leg as a memento. Odd to look at.
Old DV8 DV8 is offline - 06-18-2010, 04:46 PM
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I guess your solutions would be to either not drink as much or start getting those cheapo pre-paid phones. I guess you could always get insurance on your phone but I'm not exactly sure how that works.
Old glemtvapen glemtvapen is offline - 06-18-2010, 05:25 PM
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Stop getting wasted?

Just have to say it.
Old Lost_In_Shadows Lost_In_Shadows is offline - 06-18-2010, 08:24 PM
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You say a lot. xD
Old JMEPO JMEPO is offline - 06-18-2010, 08:38 PM
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Electronics and drunk people just don't mesh.
Old DPsx7-2 DPsx7-2 is offline - 06-18-2010, 10:15 PM
You could do what I do - don't get drunk and don't use a cell phone. It's hard to lose one tied to the wall and getting drunk never had any positive benefits.
Old neocisco neocisco is offline - 06-18-2010, 10:17 PM
Updated 06-19-2010 at 04:40 AM by Jack-Hunter
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"Check with Gizmodo, they probably have it.

Sober up, ya lush.

I always have a good laugh when drunks make their lives more difficult and it's entirely their fault."

Yeah. I'm such a worthless drunk, I don't even know what the hell im doing, right? I always have a good laugh when people like you barge in like they've seen and done everything, and reiterate what 95% of all the other typical internet people say, who apparently have nothing better to do.

Although I will admit, I think it's funny too.

Interesting.
Old AceSXE AceSXE is offline - 06-18-2010, 11:20 PM
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I agree with others, ease up on the drinking.
And the word .
Old twiceborn twiceborn is offline - 06-18-2010, 11:22 PM
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Wait a minute, you got the battery and cover but no phone?

How'd that happen?
Old helluvagood helluvagood is offline - 06-19-2010, 12:56 AM
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my friend lost his phone and they replaced his phone free of charge with a newer one. this is canada btw, i think his carrier is rogers. sucks to be you lol. jk
And maybe you shouldn't get drunk.... if you don't learn the lesson this time.. you never will
Old antlp89 antlp89 is offline - 06-19-2010, 05:55 AM
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It's time to grow up.
Old LoveLost LoveLost is offline - 06-19-2010, 10:04 AM
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Do what I do when I know know I'm gonna get Ultra Drunk and Blackout I make sure I put my phone away. That way I wont Lose my phone and I also don't drunk dial or drunk text Ex-Girlfriends.

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