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Chronicles of a Maintenance Man: Naked Katie Complains About Sex
By Krymner 12-13-2010 07:15 PM
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Naked Katie complains about everything.
Two weeks ago, she complained that the water was hotter in the kitchen sink than it was in her shower. ![]() Not long before that, she was complaining because her toilet seat had an almost microscopic chip on the side of it and when she sat down on the toilet, it felt awkward. So guess what she's complaining about now? Sex. It seems that the people that live in the apartment above hers are having too much sex, and are being too loud about it. Saturday night, she called the front office to make her complaint. The CA that was on duty told her there was really nothing he could do. This of course did not satisfy Naked Katie, so she decided to call the police. ![]() Yes, she called the police because the people upstairs were having loud sex. Maybe I could understand if it was at 3-o'clock in the morning or something, but this was before 8pm! ![]() When the police arrived, they pretty much just laughed at her |
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- 12-13-2010, 07:17 PM
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Sounds like she's jealous.
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- 12-13-2010, 07:20 PM
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I was thinking too. Since she is not getting any, she is tormenting the people that are actually having some.
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- 12-13-2010, 09:54 PM
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Need to hook her up with an Abercrombie I guess.
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- 12-14-2010, 12:25 AM
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Hahahaha.
The part in Office Space where the guys are talking to one another through their apartment wall is so funny and this reminds me of that. I have lived in an inexpensive apartment, a nice fancy expensive apartment and an average nice apartment and they all seem to share one thing in common, they are built on the cheap with paper thin walls. Lord, I hate living in apartments and can't wait till I have my deposit banked for a house. In the meantime I won't be bothered by people above me getting their freak on but rather the people next to me blasting country music at 6am every morning. |
- 12-14-2010, 02:31 AM
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I'm with chopper - paper thin walls seem to be EVERYWHERE!
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- 12-14-2010, 02:52 AM
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Hey, Peter man. Check out channel 9, its the breast exam.
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- 12-14-2010, 04:46 AM
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you missed your chance to say, "Well, lets have louder sex and see how they like it!" Assuming shes attractive...
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- 12-14-2010, 08:27 AM
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We got a note on my door before that the downstairs neighbors kids were being woke up by our sex during the night. We accepted this as a compliment and tried to only have sex earlier in the evening so the kids wouldn't be disturbed. We winded up having twice as much sex because of this so I was happy because my wife wanted to do it just to tick the neighbor off after a while. It was nice being newlyweds.
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- 12-14-2010, 01:21 PM
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I think Naked Katie should now be called Jealous Katie.
Reminds me of my brothers wedding back in 2005 held at a hotel here in Milwaukee, WI. Seems a few of us in rooms next to one another were doing nothing but trying to outdo ourselves with sex all night. Headboard smashing, screaming... yeah it was a fun night and even more fun waking up to see who was in those rooms (since we didnt know at the time). Classy... |
- 12-14-2010, 02:39 PM
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I bet Naked Katie is really ugly. Just a gut feeling.
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Two weeks ago, she complained that the water was hotter in the kitchen sink than it was in her shower. 
Not long before that, she was complaining because her toilet seat had an almost microscopic chip on the side of it and when she sat down on the toilet, it felt awkward.
Saturday night, she called the front office to make her complaint. The CA that was on duty told her there was really nothing he could do. This of course did not satisfy Naked Katie, so she decided to call the police. 
Maybe I could understand if it was at 3-o'clock in the morning or something, but this was before 8pm! 


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