Wombat, always fearing for the state of his ass-hair, wasted no time in explaining what kind of situation had led to the attempt on Chac's life.

That situation being....

A. CheapyD has been kidnapped by ninjas
B. Amazon.com has developed sentience and turned against gamers
C. One of the GGTers has gone rogue
D. ChuPlayer is seeking revenge for all the torment he has faced
E. Wombat has a weight problem

When the news reached the innards of Chac's ear, he was so incredibly shocked that his fist clenched with the might of a thousand unsatisfied Nintendo fanboys. The phone in that very hand exploded into a thousand overpriced pieces which fell to the lawn like a fat child's tears. Similes.

"I knew it," Chac sneered in a sneery fashion his mother was so accustomed to seeing. "It's Chu. He's finally had enough."

Mana let out a yelp.

They both knew of ChuPlayer very well. Legends said he lived in a cave atop the Anime Mountains, a cave so dark and dreary any light let in was immediately strangled to death. At the very end of this million-mile cavern was the Lair of the Dolls, where Chu was said to keep the world's largest collection of strangely erotic plastic women.

Chac heard the trickling of water. He turned to see a steady stream of urine emerging from within Mana's Snuggie, polluting his lawn. Normally Chac would have put such an offensive offender to death on the spot, but today there were bigger fish to fry. And they were not fish.

"Let's go," he told the soiled Mana.

"But I'm not supposed to go with strangers because the last time I went with a stranger he stole all my Sony-branded Sony clothes and my--"

But Chac did not hear the rest of the boy's diatribe, for he was no longer listening, nor caring. Instead he took advantage of TMK's nonsense and slipped into his garage, which, miracilously, was still standing. Also, Chac had a garage.

When Chac emerged, he was dressed in his battle gear--of course, an authentic replica of Ken's outfit from Fist of the North Star, or whatever stupid bullshit it's called in Japanaland.

Seeing something Japanese, Mana fainted. Chac sighed and threw the stick of a man over his shoulder, setting off...

A. Straight to Anime Mountains
B. To assemble a team of champions
C. To return TMK to his parents
D. To get TWISTED

Choose now and see the result in the next exciting installment, unless I get banned again, then probably not.