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NGP Preview!
By JMEPO 01-28-2011 08:37 PM
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The NGP is a truly marvelous piece of technology that will redefine the way you see next generation gaming. The system at last features two glorious thumb nubs for you to fondle all day long, a touch screen 43X the resolution of the current PSP, and additional touch sensitivity incorporated into the back of the device allowing you to use your erect penis as a means of controlling the games. With an exciting new lineup of dating simulators and the newly announced Elf Bowling 3 NGP will undoubtedly be this holiday seasons hottest device, especially at the low price of $650. |
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- 01-28-2011, 08:57 PM
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I'll spend $1000 for a PSP2.
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- 01-28-2011, 10:35 PM
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"additional touch sensitivity incorporated into the back of the device allowing you to use your erect penis as a means of controlling the games"
SOLD! |
- 01-28-2011, 11:13 PM
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Made me LOL, I'm guilty for using a psp for porn back when it first came out.
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- 01-30-2011, 04:47 AM
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HD PORN on a portable?! no way.
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