I've been pretty busy away from work, so I haven't had much time for blogging or watching movies or playing video games or watching college basketball or calling my mom or reading the news or masturbating or playing the piano or much of anything. (Well, truth be told, I did find time for masturbating, but you probably don't want to hear about it....and if you do want to hear about that....um....no.)

Mr. Wizard and myself finished the apartment inspections of all 6 buildings today. I just wanted to share some general observations.

Today's Topic: Narcissism!

Quote: [nahr-suh-siz-em] –noun 1. inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.

A lot of cute college girls are totally narcissistic. How do I know this? Well, my opinion is that if you personally (well, your image...) are in more than 75% of the pictures hanging on your bedroom wall, I think you're a little hung up on yourself too much. I probably wouldn't have noticed this so much if there weren't so damn many of them.

I'd easily say at least three-quarters of the girl's bedrooms I inspected had 20-or-more pictures hanging on the walls or sitting on the desk, or displayed somehow in their bedroom. More than half of which included the girl who lived in the room pictured prominently in the photographs.

But I would be cool if it were pictures of her with her friends, but a crap-ton of those pictures are of her alone! Seeing these displays of photographs have really made me look at some of these college girls in a whole new light. Sure, I know some of them can be hung up on themselves but damn, I never thought it was this bad where they got twenty-or-thirty pictures of themselves displayed all over their bedroom. A couple of them were down-right creepy!

Anyway, I'll share some more observations from the inspections I just completed over the next few days. You can help me choose the next topic for the next Inspection Observation blog: Video Games, DVDs, Posters, or Alcohol. Or come up with your own. Just put your suggestion in the comments and whichever has the most, I'll tell you what I observed about that subject in my inspections.