I'm surprised people have yet to learn that everytime Nintendo releases a console, it is a piece of crap gimmick. So I can tell you what to expect from the Wii HD announcement that is supposed to be happening at E3.

Reggie "Wii HD is coming Holiday 2012, packaged with a motion and classic controller!"

Crowd/Internet losers "YEAHHHHH EAT IT SONY/MICROSOFT FANHOMOS!!"

Reggie "For only $799 U.S. Dollars!"

C/IL "Eh..?"

Reggie "And to get decent motion control you'll have to buy our new Wii Motion + HD add on periphrial for $49.99."

C/IL "Wait...."

Reggie "Games will now retail for $69.99 at launch."

C/IL "Seriously....?"

Reggie "New Super Mario."

C/IL "Yeah, that was expected."

Reggie "HD Remakes of every Nintendo game ever made!"

C/IL "Sweet I guess."

Reggie "For 30,000 Wii HD points each!"

C/IL "Oh."

Reggie "NEW FUCKIN' ZELDA!"

C/IL "OH MY FUCKING GOD YESSSSSSS!!1"

Reggie " In 2018!"