Dear, Club Nintendo,
We need to talk. If you're serious about changing, it's over. I know you love me and I love you, too. But, this change in your terms of service is a bigger commitment than I'm ready for. With everything that's been going on with the PlayStation Network, I just don't feel that this is the right time to give you more.
What? You don't know what I'm talking about!? Well, you were drunk when you first brought it up. You said...
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I'm not sure if it was just bad timing on your part, but after the PSN attack, there's no way I can comfortably agree to that. If you insist, then you will push me away. I know you've been very generous. Don't get me wrong. But, I just can't agree to that. If you change your mind about your new TOS, I'll stay with you. It's as simple as that. The ball's in your court.
I love you...