Two words:
Athletic. Cup.

get OWNED!


lol jk that sux, I've been shot at by BB guns in cars driving by while riding my bike with a few friends, almost crashed my bike a couple times cuz i was trying to dodge the BBs and not get hit in the face.

It's a sad state of affairs when, although I had never heard of anything like this happening, I still wasn't really surprised.

WTF is wrong with humanity?

egg to the huevos

There was a rash of 'eggings' in the Chicagoland area back in the 90's. People dont seem to understand that the speed of the car is actually added to the speed the egg is thrown. Thus a relatively harmless 'stationary' throw speed could become even deadly when thrown from a high speed vehicle.

Plus it's one of the all time pussy moves to egg and keep rolling. No way they'd have the balls (sorry, unintentional pun) to do something where there was the opportunity for retaliation.

so i was driving my 1978 ford grenada around and i saw this suspicious man who was running with all sorts of weird shit on, i quickly grabbed an egg and threw it right at his boys. needless to say it was a direct hit. and just like that my day was completed and i went home to feed my hens i keep hidden and satisfied in the closet of my 1 bedroom apartment, but away i must go eat. im having eggs for breakfast.

dont hate, thats just good fun. I work for a survey company and someone on our field crew got pegged with an egg, a pudding cup, and a tub of ranch since hes been working here. I always love hearing the story... just know that you made someones day

I'm a runner too so I feel your pain (figuratively speaking of course) but I couldn't help laughing out loud while reading.

Totally fine with all of you getting lolz from my pain. Crotch shots are inherently funny. Only people I'm angry at are the assholes that did this to me.

That's what you get for not being a fat video game geek. jk, keep the jogging up, and cary some ammo of your own

I hope that you're OK. Some people are so horrible.

I remember a story on the local news almost 10 years ago - some teenagers were throwing bricks off an interstate overpass onto cars. One of their bricks went through a windshield and hit the driver right in the face. Somehow, the driver was able to safely stop her car. If I remember correctly, she lost an eye and had to have a ton of plastic surgery to fix her face. I think the teenagers went to prison.

That sucks since you're doing something that will make you stop being a fat . Not trying to be offensive, just saying there you are doing something active to better yourself and some er has to go and mess with you. Awful. That must've hurt bad too.

Thanks. Yeah, it hurt. A lot. I was lucky really; what if it had hit my eye. Stick to tp-ing houses, kids.

Is there any chance that there are cameras (like security cameras from nearby commercial buildings or police cameras) pointed at the location where it happened? If something like that happened to me, I'd definitely want to press charges.

There were no commercial buildings near the area or other cameras I could see. The next car was way too far back to be a witness. I wish I could have got up, T1000 style and chased after them and got their plate. I would love to press charges.

...talk about a severe case of blue-balls. :( <--Frowny Face

Someone pwned you with an egg. That is a bad day if I ever heard of one! I hope that your nuts feel better after meeting face to face with that evil egg. Maybe some ice-packs and then a warm bubble-bath will help. Let 'em float freely in the suds and relax, take a load off.

"SonUvaBitch!" is what I would have yelled as I clutched my nuts while falling to the ground, if I had gotten pwned in the nuts by an egg that is. What an evil little bastard that did that to you! I hope you were able to belt out a couple choice curse words at them as they sped off after that heinous crime...but after a nut shot like that, all I would probably be able to do is gasp for air.

Just a side question, no offense, but did the egg make it? How awesome would it have been if your nuts cradled the egg and the egg made it through the ordeal...you could be eating scrambled eggs tomorrow! Who's the ass-hat now is what I would think as I ate my wonderful omelette courtesy of the jerk-off in the car who threw the egg at me. Just deserts I say (and hopefully he throws some diced ham and onions next time as well)! (That would also be an awesome catch BTW if the egg made it! Take that Ladainian Tomlinson! )

PS: It wasnt a hard-boiled egg was it???

The people who did that went to one of their mom's basements afterwords, circle-jerked on a cookie with Justin Bieber's photo on it (open mouthed saying "yeaah" or something) and then all fell nakedly asleep upon each others' asses. Oh yeah, they ate that cookie.

Be glad it wasn't a frozen egg.

Be glad it wasn't a spiked bat.