Un Genesis de Sega. I never had one, so I'm making up for that now, I guess. Surprisingly, this only cost me $30, even though it was new.

Hey, you wannabe Jap, what games you get for it?

Well, the only game I've gotten so far is Lightening Force, which is the misspelled US title for Thunder Force IV. Why they couldn't spell "lightning", I will never know. The box it came in smelled smokey (I hate smokers), but the game's case seems fine, so we'll see... but you can just dip shit in coffee beans to make it smell normal again, can't you? At least, that's what I've heard.

You ing moron. I bet you voted for Bush.

I also have Castlevania: Bloodlines and Revenge of Shinobi on the way.

?What that's it? You suck! What about [insert game that I think is cool here]?

Yeah, the only games I wanna get still are Contra: Hard Corps and maybe Thunder Force III. All the other essentials (the Sonic games, Streets of Rage series, Shinobi III, Gunstar Heroes, Alien Soldier, etc.) I have on compilations, and thankfully, Genesis is broke enough of a system that these games can be emulated just fine on these compilations. So it ain't no thang. I thought about getting Splatterhouse 3, Ranger-X, and some other stuff, but it just didn't seem like must have fare.

Aaannddd... why can't you use the VC like everyone else?

Because I don't like those bastards at Nintendo trying to grab at my nuts! And more reasonably, because the sound quality isn't as good on the VC. If you hook your shit up to a good setup, you'll notice it's a little on the muddy side on the VC.

Okay, enough musing about your shitty, deprived childhood which you probably deserved. What else did you get?

Obviously, Soul Calibur IV. It's a review copy, so it was no moneys.

Who the would trust you to write a cohesive sentence?

Yeah, they haven't caught on yet. I also got the new issue of PC Gamer today.

The ? Magazines now?

Yeah, I thought that was iffy, but I was like "eh, it." They gave Space Siege a 58%, which is ing pathetic. That game looked like it had some potential, but I had a nagging feeling that Chris Taylor actually has no idea what the he's doing.

Yeah, him!

I know, right?

Anyway, if you guys wanna play SC4, lemme know.