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My co-workers tricked me into going to my first strip club last night. :(

By The Mana Knight 01-28-2012 04:57 PM
Updated by The Mana Knight 01-30-2012 05:29 PM
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This blog entry is an extension of the other blog I wrote earlier today. While I typically prefer to combine blogs, I felt last night was just too crazy to make it one blog (so I split it up).

Let me say that I NEVER wanted to go to a strip club. I do not care for the people at them, and they just not a place I want to spend a Friday night at. Lets say I got plenty of offers to go to strip clubs with people even offering to give me a good amount of money, but I always refuse. It's also against my moral beliefs in many ways too.

While we were at a Mexican restaurant last night, most of the group said they were going to another bar near Glen Burnie, MD. At first I thought it was just a regular local bar some just like stopping in on a Friday night for a short time. Other times while I was out I did that, so I figured nothing could be bad. I felt maybe I'll have a few more beers there because I was feeling better. So I rode in the car with a co-worker having absolutely no idea where we were going. Seems like we were heading into Brooklyn (a very bad area near Baltimore).

We got out of the car and I was told we had to put our cell phones away. I could not understand that so I did it. I never heard of the place before and the building looked kind of plain. So we go inside one set of doors, then another, and see two guards wanting to check everyone's ID (they didn't ask to see mine, lol). So we go inside and I see two poles. At first I thought it was just like MEX, which had an area for women to dance although they would not be naked. They tell me to sit at a table. Once we say down, there were women coming out trying to take off their clothes. Right away I shouted at my co-workers extremely angry with them telling them we gotta leave. I tried telling them strip clubs were against my moral beliefs and crap, and they kept telling me they are not leaving. I said I'll just go outside (even if I have to stand outside in the cold), and they said you don't want to do it because we are in one of the worst areas around Baltimore, MD. Seriously, that club reminded me of the Hostess Clubs in Yakuza 4 when I looked around. They told me I never experienced a strip club before, and I kept telling them I did in Yakuza 4 video game. They said there's a different between a video game and real life. I did not want to tip any girls $1 or anything, I just wanted to stay away. When one girl tried to rub her tits on me, I jumped out of my chair running away. All these guys excited to look at naked women there were looking at me all weird. I kept trying to stay away, while my co-workers were screaming at me to just relax, have a few beers to loosen me up, and to tip them money. They even ordered me a Coors Light without me asking, then telling me I HAD to drink it because I can't leave beer without drinking it. They did tell a bunch of the girls it was my first time there and tried getting them (whether it was strippers or just waitresses there) to be nice to me and try talking to me. They kept telling me to look at the tits (I saw them), but I was still too upset about being there. I did tip $1 JUST to please my co-workers (I just put the $1 in the strap and looked away right away). They kept going to the ATM getting more money.

They said they were only going to be there for an hour, but it seemed to be 2 hours. They were taking girls in a room for a lap dance (UGH). One girl there noticed I wasn't having fun and probably wanted to rape me, but at least a co-worker got her off me. My clothes smelt horrible from those strippers out there which is why I felt very uncomfortable. I could not believe I was around such weird people who were so excited to blow hundreds of dollars on strippers. I saw some old guy beyond excited to take a girl back for a lap dance (ewwwwwwwwww). My co-workers said they'd pay for a lap dance, but I said no (at least I didn't spend any of my own money there). Finally we ended up leaving the place and I felt relieved. My co-worker who lives near me drove me home (we drove through some REALLY bad areas at night around midnight).

Once I went home, I took a shower, and dumped my clothes/jacket in the washing machine. I tweeted on my twitter: "They tricked me into going to a strip club, them.", "I just took a shower to clean off their. I'll blog about the strip club story later".

Right now I just feel like a major idiot choosing to go out with my co-workers to the next place. I haven't heard word of them going to a strip club for a long time, so I assumed that wasn't where we were going (they just said bar). I would not have gone through that if I just went home with another co-worker after the two restaurants. Since I'm very sheltered, I wouldn't know if I was going into a strip club until I see girls come out (or if it matches Yakuza 4). I just have lots of regret right now trusting people not to take me to one, and just ending up at one. I feel like I'm a horrible person over this. At least I learned a lesson and won't do this again.

Keep in mind it's not like I'm afraid of naked girls, I just don't care for the strippers who are only their to make money (who are sometimes dirty, heavy smokers, have too many tattoos, etc.). I rather just have a regular normal girlfriend I can spend time with, instead of wasting money at a strip club.

Now I want to do my best to forget about what happened last night. Outside of feeling hungover, I've been inside watching quite a bit of anime (mostly English subtitled anime with JP voices, along with Gundam). Whatever makes me forget what all happened is good. I was okay with having more drinks than normal, but going to a strip club was going to far. I don't think I'm ever going out on a Friday/Saturday night again unless I'm snowboarding or going to to anime convention.

I will say this, anime conventions are WAY more enjoyable than strip clubs, and this is coming from someone who has been to both. I rather smell con-funk at an anime convention than skank ass at a strip club.
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Lost_In_Shadows's Avatar
Been there done that. My friend told me we was going to a different town and I noticed he had his friend with him the car. Then I thought this is weird... Next thing I know he started driving towards a completely different town than where he said we was going. He stopped at a gas station so I got out of the car and said I'll just call someone to pick me up. I know what you guys are going to do and there like come on Justin it will be fun! I was like no I'm not going. Then they was finally like ok... We'll go somewhere else and I thought yeah sure you will.... Long story short I had a panic attack and couldn't breathe and they took me to the strip club against my will. It felt nasty to me there and very sinful. Not my type of thing. I felt like I was signing my soul away when we signed in. The place smells like ass and cheap lavender.
the_grimace's Avatar
I still never went, and I don't regret it. I did go to regular clubs a few times, and most of them are skanky enough... I have never seen a reason to go to a strip club though, nor do I ever want to (regular club or strip club). I still facepalm at my friends who spend LITERALLY $100s of dollars at the strip clubs. One of my friends got ripped off too because he got a lap dance he never even asked for, and he was charged $40 for it (he had his credit card open for a tab) He was just sitting in a lounge chair when the girl came up and gave him a lap dance... he never asked for it... *sigh

I almost got forced to go to one, when I was first hanging out with new friends in Arizona. I did not have my car, and I was at my friends and could not stay alone. They wanted to go to the strip club, and I would have been forced to go if I ever wanted to get home. Fortunately, I was the only one sober enough to drive, and said I would not do. They were really upset with me, but we just stayed at the apartment. Thank god.

Sorry you had a bad experience. At the least you could say you experienced something new, but that does suck. Strip clubs are dumb.
JMEPO's Avatar
hahahahahahahaaaahahahahaha

Best title ever. I have to read this now.
mitch079's Avatar
antlp89's Avatar
Well at you you can check it off the list of things you did in your lifetime.

Chuck it off as a life experience.

Personally I think strip clubs are a giant waste of money just to get blue balls and sit next to old ass creeps. Not my idea of a good time.
ratzombie's Avatar
What would your poor parents think!?
The Mana Knight's Avatar
@ratzombie My parents would be disgusted with me and probably would not talk to me. That is one reason I feel bad for going because I'm close to my parents.
kburns10's Avatar
I agree with antlp89 in that they are a waste of time. Paying people to dance for me irks me. I actually had a friend who worked there as a bartender, so visiting her was pretty fun. It's a whole different experience when you know someone bartending there and can meet the strippers outside of being "a regular patron" (they are a lot nicer).

In any case, good for you in that it's a life experience that you can say I tried, but it wasn't for me. Nothing wrong with not wanting to visit one again.
Stoneage's Avatar
I can relate, sort of. On one of my birthdays, a girl I work with and a customer wanted to get me a lap dance at some crappy hick bar. I declined. They couldn't believe it. I don't care. It doesn't make you gay or weird to not want dirty bar whores rubbing against your junk. I'm glad TMK had a new experience, but also, many strip clubs are nasty, ho-filled dives.
radioactivez0r's Avatar
Oh god, grow the up. There is nothing sinful or dirty about strip clubs (well, well-maintained ones). I hit a couple when I was 20 years old because hey, naked girls, and then I never went back because they're a gigantic waste of money. But the way you describe it - jumping out of your chair and running away - makes you look ridiculous. Did they have cooties or something!?
The Mana Knight's Avatar
@radioactivez0r I don't think you understand who I am. I just want to be inside on Friday nights watching anime or playing video games, not spending time at a dirty strip club.
mitch079's Avatar
Being friends with a few girls who have stripped in their lifetimes I can tell you, they're some of the coolest people I have met and a lot of fun to hang out with and know. I'm surprised the bouncers didn't throw you out if you acted the way you say you acted.
The Mana Knight's Avatar
@mitch079, The bouncers didn't even care about checking my ID like the rest. They pretty much ignored me. All I did was just preferred to keep my distance and not go too far.
Collectorguy00's Avatar
$$$.
Invicta 61's Avatar
Quote:
When one girl tried to rub her tits on me, I jumped out of my chair running away. One girl there noticed I wasn't having fun and probably wanted to rape me, but at least a co-worker got her off me.
ROFL!!!

When you automatically associate video games to real life experiences, it's time to turn off the system. Also, for someone that doesn't like to be judged you are certainly quick to do so yourself ("strippers/hookers" as if they are automatically associated).
ScottBigGame's Avatar
Did you just compare a real life strip club to Yakuza 4? Dude, I don't know you and I don't mean to judge you but grow up man. If you have such a problem you should have walked out once you knew what it was
strait edge follower's Avatar
Dude do you have a phobia of tits or something ? Lol. There is nothing wrong going to a strip club as long as you don't blow all of your money like a desperate fool (haven't been to one myself but if or when I do go to one I won't act the way you did). oh and compairing yakuza to real life ? I gotta be honest with you dude, I'm worried about you
Wow. First, if you truly believe strippers are "hookers," I almost feel sorry for you (I don't). That's like me saying you're a "perverted sicko" because you like watching anime - which typically feature innuendoes with big breasted cat-girls and other such fantasy fare.

Second, there's the matter of formulating a relationship between Yakuza 4 to a real world strip club...if the first thing your thought process re-wires to when confronted with an uncomfortable, unfamiliar (or even potentially dangerous situation) is a video game, that's a serious, and I stress *serious* issue. It's an abnormal distortion of what's called the attribution theory. In all honesty, a removal or (at the very least) a gradual decrease in activities that focus on idealized fantasized stimulation (video games and anime) might be something to very seriously consider.

I'm not saying video games and anime are bad. Neither is alcohol when used responsibly. Your obsession with fantasy has clearly damaged your grasp on reality and I would be far less worried about your specious "moral code" or if your parents would be "disgusted" with you, and more concerned about where this is all leading.
bcoakiot's Avatar
I got guilt tripped into going once. I really didn't want to go but I did anyway. I just stayed at the bar, had a few beers, and the few times the girls tried to talk to me I just said I had a girlfriend (even though I didn't) and then pointed to a friend and said it was his bachelor party (which was partially true). They left me alone since they knew they would make no money off me and went to him. Just play it smart when you are in a situation where you are uncomfortable. Don't panic and make the best of it. I ended up getting a good buzz and my friends got off my back for not wanting to go.
Thongsy's Avatar
You could've just called up a taxi and gone home if you were really that uncomfortable.


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