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BITCH GOT NO ASS! GET OFF THE TABLE! (Asian girl rant from an Asian)
By bardockkun 09-09-2008 02:06 AM
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You know I've always wanted to know this, but never really asked, but why do guys like Asian girls so much? I ask this because I'm Asian and the ones I always hear about that guys like are shy, cute, and cater to whatever needs. Well that and sucky, sucky; but that part actually goes along with next sentence. I ask because here in this state of Colorado majority of Asian girls here aren't Asian, they're Azn and they're what I like to call...Hoochies.
Now once more I ask "why do guys want an Asian girl?" I ask this again because the ones here don't act like the above description, no, they act like goddamn stereotypical bimbo blondes. The constant use of the words "like" to begin a sentence and "Oh my God!" All done in a terrible valley girl like voice just strays far from the stereotype of quiet. That and so many of the ones here I see feel the need to wear tiny boy shorts or anything else that shows as much theigh as possible. Now I'm not necessarily against that, but the problem is well...bitches got no ass. Asian girls asses here are basically as flat as a CD case so when I see a thong poking out (AKA a whale tail) I think to myself "Why the do you need that? You can get dental floss to cover your crack and I'll still be able to tell you got no ass." Which of course when filled with liquor they get on table and dance or grind on another which girl leads to "BITCH GOT NO ASS! GET OFF THE DAMN TABLE!"Now with all this you can already tell that they don't fulfill the stereotype of let's say..."violin lessons" or "piano lessons." No just like any airheaded bimbo they got to listen to rap music. Though not just any rap music, it's always got to be something along lines of how much a rapper is diggin on a big ass (something they can never relate to, but keep dancing to) or how he can't wait to bust a nut on her forehead. Bring up any rock music and they get scared, as if I just made a soundtrack of me constantly raping a puppy, while I force abunch of crying children to watch. So with all this I ask these two questions... 1. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND HERE?! Seriously, they've gone waaaay end of the spectrum as far as what you expect. Instead they just seem to get stupider as years go by. Is the thin mountain air turning them into whores or something (and yes I can say that because I've heard plenty and my friends tell me more then plenty with the ones around here)? 2. Would you still want an Asian girl like this? Really? Because at least blondes come with figure and you won't mistaken for a 12 year old boy. |
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- 09-09-2008, 03:04 PM
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I've always been attracted to their hair to tell you the truth. If it is nice and straight and long...I will say though the one I did date didn't have a butt and that kinda hurt things for me...
I will say I don't discriminate I'd take just about any woman, and have dated as such. I'm just a sucker for good hair and intelligent eyes. |
- 09-09-2008, 03:06 PM
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Asian girls, or Azn girls, have an uncanny ability to be annoying to me in the context you're describing. For some reason, an Asian girl who acts like a dumb slut with a culture complex seems much less appealing to me than another girl acting like a dumb slut. Not really sure why. Most of them seem like they feel some kind of entitlement to being "a hot Asian thing" and can use that to show how hot they really are.
To each his own. I don't understand yellow fever and probably never will. There are absolutely gorgeous, hot Asian women out there... many who don't fit your description very accurately, but for each of them, there's another girl who wants to exploit being "exotic" and think they're the shit because of it. |
- 09-09-2008, 03:14 PM
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man u gotta come to california, the rest of America makes asians look bad...
A skank is a skank regardless of ethnicity btw... |
- 09-09-2008, 04:29 PM
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Dastly's not asian...And as for me, I've dated a half-asian as well. And she liked to do it in the pooper. A lot. She actually preferred it.
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- 09-09-2008, 05:41 PM
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to each his own.
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- 09-09-2008, 05:56 PM
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My guess would be that because in America Asian is "exotic" and rare. I'd take a guess that in Japan blonde american bimbos are popular?
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- 09-09-2008, 05:58 PM
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I am an asian droogs and my ex was an asian and a whore.
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- 09-09-2008, 08:45 PM
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I'm not really into white women all that much. I prefer mexican or asian. Mostly because of the skin color and the eyes. Not all asians have no ass or chest however most dont have them. However I would still rather have a white girl with an ass and chest then an asian/mexican with out the two.
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- 09-09-2008, 09:11 PM
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solid
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- 09-09-2008, 10:13 PM
Updated 09-09-2008 at 10:15 PM by Emlcombo (Didn't know I was posting under my name and didn't want it to come back to me.) |
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As an African American I can tell you, it is the hair. The small pettite bodies which even after kids they seem to instantly go back to. The general unique quietness and or meekness. The fact that when asian women get older they still tend to look much younger than their actual age also plays a big factor. I've always had the yellow fever. That's one road I have yet to venture and I am instantly attracted to 75% asians and or AZNs as well, despite the bitches that I agree that they are. (I obviously have been suffering from the fever a while.) I want a small pettite lil asian girl that I can play "Spin the Asian" with. (I said I've been suffering for a while right?) If she has curves that damn sure doesn't help. The rumors don't help either. Besides BLASIAN's make beautiful kids!
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- 09-09-2008, 11:44 PM
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JEKKI: True, but also ones here are just so damn spoiled is other thing I forgot to mention. Also California is awesome for anything in general (In & Out Burger alone).
Emlcombo: That is true with the blasian thing I'll admit.. Wow, so many views, crazy. |
- 09-10-2008, 02:52 PM
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Well...I'll be subscribing to this blog. Well played.
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- 09-10-2008, 08:10 PM
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I like hot Asian chicks. But at the same time, I can say I like hot ______ chicks. So yeah.
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- 09-10-2008, 10:40 PM
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Dual45s: Thank you, I aim to please.
Chronis: I like them cute and smart. After awhile I don't care about how cute you are, I don't want to hear about your damn cat. When she leaves the room I try to catch it. |
- 09-15-2008, 05:48 PM
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Noting something hardwood said on the first page of comments..... Becareful with Korean women.... well some not all. There are some that are very high maintenance, very demanding and controlling, and considers themselves to never be wrong. My last gf was a Korean girl and she was among the some that was high maintenance (even though she had shit to no money in her own wallet a good majority of the time or only had enough to spare for a single decent meal) and was so troublesome. Its like when I'm late with friends or plan to be and I'm not home by 11 she calls or texts and starts saying I'm worrying her and that I was suppose to be home by 9 so she won't be worried. I was like wtf? I'm out with friends and she was always giving me that shit and saying I HAVE to be home by 9, which I still never did. Also she can be mad at me for whatever she wants to be mad at me more and I can NEVER be mad at her. If she gets mad it HAS to be ok for her to be mad at me but when I get mad at her its NEVER ok. That pissed me off so bad among other things and I ended up breaking it off with her because of all that. Its like whatever I did for her was never enough. So like I said becareful with some Korean women man.
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- 09-16-2008, 07:19 AM
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i'm going to japan to find me a japanese wife so she can cook for me when i get home from work and have sex with me when ever i call for it. she'll be skinny with a nice lil curve to her body with long straight flowing hair and nice smooth yellow skin and big almond shape eyes
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- 09-17-2008, 04:02 AM
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ShinAkumA21: DAMMIT! You forgot pointy chin and nose and enormous breasteses! Jesus, be a little more sensitive!
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do you need that? You can get dental floss to cover your crack and I'll still be able to tell you got no ass." Which of course when filled with liquor they get on table and dance or grind on another which girl leads to "BITCH GOT NO ASS! GET OFF THE DAMN TABLE!"

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