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A little less hate for UPS
By carpwrist 12-25-2008 03:20 AM
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In my last blog, I got a comment from a certain CAG that shed some light on the business practices of UPS and gave some good advice.
My package was delivered today, I got my PS3 and extra controller at 12:00. The knocking on my door had woken me up and I rushed out to greet the man like he was Santa himself. Only to find that this was not a UPS guy, rather a UPS gal, an attractive one on top of that. I don't mean like: ![]() But she was pretty cute. Anyway, I had been suddenly very aware of how close to naked I was and had hoped to leave a better impression than, "Oh my stuff is here, I should go put some clothes on..." For the record I wasn't naked, but the only thing in arms reach was my girlfriend's sewing "project" a pair of baggy plaid pants with no button. Things could have gone very bad... Or incredibly well. I'll have to order something else shipped through UPS to find out. Sorry, this may be TMI, but my girlfriend has been actively searching for another girl for a three-way. Happy Holidays! |
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- 12-25-2008, 04:27 AM
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Next time get something from Victoria Secret to get shipped by UPS.
When she arrives with the package, tell her to wait and then proceed to open it up right right in front of her. Then say "Ohh no what a dilemma, here i have a pair of nice lingerie but no lucky girl to wear it." "Hmmm, what size do you happen to be, if you don't mind me asking." Make sure to wink you eye and have a little smirk on you face. If that doesn't work just give the lingerie to your girlfriend instead, win-win. |
- 12-25-2008, 09:48 AM
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Must be the luckiest guy in the world (if it happened) - a threesome! yow
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- 12-25-2008, 11:23 AM
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Did she let you take a picture of her?
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- 12-25-2008, 05:22 PM
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TMI, picture got me to click though heh
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- 12-25-2008, 05:59 PM
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lol. I want too see pics and vids of teh 3-way
2 bobbing on teh knob FTW! |
- 12-25-2008, 08:47 PM
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Frankly I think they do a great job
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my ups people deliver my shit at 10pm sometimes....so you know how I feel about 'em
i answer my door with the slugger in 1 hand on the low |
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