The human body is absolutely AMAZING
By lilboo 12-29-2008 07:24 PM
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
So, I have been feeling awful lately. I think it's just a cold, but it's one of those colds that make you feel all kinds of bad. Ya know, shitty. It seems like I am getting better, so, hooray!
A few minutes ago, I was suffering from a few things.
~A MASSIVE HEADACHE (possibly migraine?)
~TERRIBLE CONGESTION. ::attempts to sniff, but fails::
~STOMACH PAINS. Weird kinds, not so much "ZOMG POOOOOP!"
So, I'm just laying on the couch.
I went there.
LEMME TELL YOU THIS.
I just had the most FOUL orgasm of my life. Not only did I probably make the most scariest face I can imagine, but I totally farted and sneezed and at the same time.
After I clean myself up, I realize a few things:
"My headache?! It's... not that bad?!"
"OMG! I can.. breathe through my nose. OMG MY NEIGHBORES ARE COOKING FISH, PUKE"
"...Oh SHIT, I didn't pull my black shirt up high enough! "
Moral of the Story: Masturbating will solve almost every problem. Just do not wear a black shirt. If you do, take it off or make sure you lift it up higher!
|Comments (Total Comments: 26)|
|PR Mega X - 12-29-2008, 07:35 PM|
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|lilboo - 12-29-2008, 09:23 PM|
|Nathan_Sama - 12-29-2008, 09:24 PM|
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|lilboo - 12-29-2008, 09:31 PM|
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