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Hilariousness

By georox 03-09-2009 02:28 AM
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Hard Drives 4 Games
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Originally Posted by dbais31
(Note from the editor - He previously said "about 10 games available" and listed only 6.)
Looking for A hard Drive.
I have about 8 games:
Call of duty 4
NHL08
Sega Superstar Tennis With Arcade
Tony Hawks Project 8
NBA STREET homecourt
Madden 09
Sneak King (for Acheivements)
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Originally Posted by georox
First, wrong area.
Second, awesome counting skills.
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Originally Posted by hrottimxg
rounding up eh?
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Originally Posted by georox
I learned to count to six before I learned to round up.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
stfu. i changed it now..do anyone have intrest.
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Originally Posted by Kerig
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Originally Posted by georox
Second, awesome counting skills.
Perhaps he's counting the arcade pack as 4.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
stfu. i changed it now..do anyone have intrest.
Are you seriously trying to win noob of the year already?
You change it from 6 games being "about 10" to 7 games being "about 8"?
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Originally Posted by georox
Seven. Getting closer my boy! Still not the trading area though.
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
"I have about 8 games, but I only have seven."
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Originally Posted by dbais31
im sorry..im kinda new to this and if you actually look there 8 games
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
You're kinda new to counting?
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Originally Posted by dbais31
NHL08
Sega Superstar Tennis
Arcade
Call Of Duty 4
Tony Hawks Project 8
NBA STREET homecourt
Madden 09
Sneak King (for Acheivements)
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Originally Posted by dbais31
now you learn to count
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
That is still only seven.
edit: And now you change it.
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Originally Posted by georox
I'm just gonna bite my tongue at this point, but I will be amazed if you last at this rate. You make
The Crotch look like a normal person.
it, im pushing it.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/search/index...&platform=1029
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Originally Posted by dbais31
How, count the little 360 symbols.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
no replies??
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Originally Posted by georox
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Originally Posted by dbais31
no replies??
Arcade.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/search/index...&platform=1029
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Originally Posted by dbais31
i just dropped down the arcade.
how tough you homos
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Originally Posted by honestgamer
Here's my list of available games:
Chicken Butt
Some demo disc I think I still have somewhere from Best Buy's launch day
Arcade
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Surf's Up
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
Seven Pipers Piping
Someone give me $16,000. I could really use it. In exchange, you can have the 33 games listed above!
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Originally Posted by Kerig
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Originally Posted by dbais31
Arcade
a picture of the Marvel villain Arcade was here, but sadly I don't have the URL.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
ok its horrible but im new and its acheivements but i just wanna trade.
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Originally Posted by georox
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Originally Posted by Kerig
a picture of the Marvel villain Arcade was here, but sadly I don't have the URL.
I concede, you win.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
Honestgamer is a $$$itt
Hes rolly a nerd that gets no pussy.
you can have all three of those games
He later explains these dollar signs symbolize bad words. His mommy monitors his computer time I presume.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
thank you, but do you have an offer while were here?
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Originally Posted by Kerig
a picture of two people at this bigass arcade game, and the chick has some weird mic thing coming out
the back of her pants. Again, no URL.
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
You fail at counting. You fail at spelling.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
you fail at getting pussy your little nerd
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Originally Posted by georox
I honestly have no idea what he is saying at this point, but damn, it is hilarious.
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
Please, tell me that you're not older than 12. You know what, actually please tell me that
you are. That will make this sweeter than it already is.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
omfg.
you guys are idiots.
I WANT A HARD DRIVE.
(thats the big memory thing)
and im willing to trade games
(those are the shiny discs that you insert)
you guys are idiots
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Originally Posted by dbais31
im 18 actually, you guys just are dumb as hell
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Originally Posted by Kerig
See that girl in the big picture? She's hiding your hard drive underneath her shirt.
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Originally Posted by georox
I have a 512mb Personal Computer Hard Disk Drive.
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
Picture of a smiley face. It's ing hilarious, take my word for it.
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Originally Posted by Kerig
My hard drive just isn't what it used to be. But if you'll accept a floppy drive, we've got a deal.
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Originally Posted by georox
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
Please, tell me that you're not older than 12. You know what, actually please tell me that you are. That will make
this sweeter than it already is.
I honestly fell out of my chair laughing when he claimed to be 18. I am so glad I showed this to my buddies, this
is great. I'm going to have to save this entire thread to show off at lunch on Tuesday.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
Really, up her shirt.
thats kind of hot.
but you penis lovers wouldnt care.
amd a computer hard drive..
nice.
you dont sound like you could afford a computer
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Originally Posted by dbais31
show off at lunch.
wow you are REALLY gay
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Originally Posted by georox
How am I posting this if I cannot afford a computer?
Also, how do you know how I sound? CAG has Text to Voice now? Holy shit! Nobody told me!
I win the pool if he says "gay" or any other derogatory term towards homosexuals one more time, right?
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Originally Posted by dbais31
its true but your poor ass wouldnt know.
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Originally Posted by honestgamer
Is this thread still going? I've been too busy rolling around and petting my kitty cat to
notice.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
petting your vagina?
what?
your gay
but its ok i think everyone else in this thread is too
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Originally Posted by cereal_killerxx
Tell ya what, I will sell you a 512mb flash drive for 300 bucks. Deal?
[quote=pitfallharry219]
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Originally Posted by dbais31
petting your vagina?
what?
your gay
but its ok i think everyone else in this thread is too
[/quote
...
You're posting in this thread. Think about your last sentence fragment for a second.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
awww were did everyone go?
is there a big asss oragee?
yup thats it
ORAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
Seriously. Oragee?
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Originally Posted by georox
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Originally Posted by dbais31
petting your vagina?
what?
your gay
but its ok i think everyone else in this thread is too
I would like to know the logic behind this post.
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Originally Posted by Kerig
I want to know the meaning of "oragee"
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
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Originally Posted by dbais31
awww were did everyone go?
is there a big asss oragee?
yup thats it
Oh, good lord. I roared out loud when I read "oragee".
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Originally Posted by dbais31
oragee.
actually you guys wouldnt knoww.
when you get a girl..boyfriend you'll know
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Originally Posted by georox
I believe he meant "orange", such as the fruit. Maybe he has scurvy?
<< Scurvy Protection
The arrow pointed to a Pastafarian website of his Noodlyness.
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Originally Posted by cereal_killerxx
Oragee, is that the name of one of your relatives?
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Originally Posted by dbais31
ORAJEE MAYBEE.
but still your poor as cant afford tips either
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Originally Posted by Kerig
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Originally Posted by dbais31
is there a big asss oragee?
Hilarious image of a gigantic ape that is edited in
yup thats it
fixed
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Originally Posted by dbais31
only your gay ass would go look up a fricken big ass apee.
is that what you look like?
becuz you sound like ur harry and smell like shit..
or maybe ur an asshole
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
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Originally Posted by Kerig
fixed
I've nearly lost the drive to post in this thread after that. I can't win now, no matter what I post.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
good, maybe you should let the big boys talk
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Originally Posted by cereal_killerxx
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
I've nearly lost the drive to post in this thread after that. I can't win now, no matter what I post.
Agreed.
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
I will legitimately miss this thread when it is soon deleted.
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Originally Posted by georox
cartoon of someone peeing
This is what google came up with when I typed in "apee".
I hope he enjoys his apee.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
dont worry that one homo is gonna print it off and show his buddies at lunch hahaha
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Originally Posted by dack
How big of hard drive?
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Originally Posted by georox
I can only think of one solution...

But seeing his current condition and that he is alive, I presume he built up immunities to most poisons. I imagine

he not only partook in the enjoyment of paintchips, but also tried the various samplings of fizzy drinks under the

kitchen sink. He possibly drank some lake water from Lake Erie.

I fear for our youth.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
dack, are you actully being serious?
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Originally Posted by dbais31
do you hear yourself?
wtf?
me and my friends are crying at what you just said.
your the biggest nerd here.
omfg haha
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Originally Posted by dack
Yeah
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
According to whitepages.com, Ora Gee lives in Chicago. According to the idiot OP, she is a

"big asss" and we are all there right now.
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Originally Posted by deadbodyman11
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Originally Posted by dbais31
do you hear yourself?
wtf?
me and my friends are crying at what you just said.
your the biggest nerd here.
omfg haha
You have Friends?!!!!
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Originally Posted by dbais31
just message me and we'll talk there.
i like talking to these nerds.
ahha
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Originally Posted by dbais31
thats cute that you just watch what we text.
and now you speak up you homo.
ahha
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Originally Posted by georox
Yea, I just googled "Oragee" and it gave me pages linking to videos of people, and locations/names of

people. Is Oragee a person? Is it the OP? His mother, perhaps? I do not know. This is a very important piece of the

puzzle.

Who is Oragee?
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Originally Posted by Benisjamin
Quote:
Originally Posted by honestgamer
Here's my list of available games:

Chicken Butt
Some demo disc I think I still have somewhere from Best Buy's launch day
Arcade
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Surf's Up
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
Seven Pipers Piping

Someone give me $16,000. I could really use it. In exchange, you can have the 33 games listed above!
Hahahaha, nice
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Originally Posted by dbais31
pitfallharry.
were did you come up with that name.
save-a-lot?
thats almost as gay as georox
Report Post
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Originally Posted by dack
Well, I'm not looking to trade, but I'm trying to get some info in this thread to you help you out.

I'm thinking we can win one of these Repo! fanboys (georox) into trading.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
oragee is a thing that happens when ur//
you just wouldnt understand
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Originally Posted by georox
I should add to everybody here, his XBL tag is listed. We can all ask him what an Oragee is, even

after this post is removed.
For the record, his live tag is dbais31

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Originally Posted by dbais31
dude he is a 23 year old virgin that has no life but to sit on CAG all nite trying to make fun of

little kids.
imma really laugh when he actually finds out HOW to have sex.
right now hes at the RIGHT HAND SHAME level.
work your way up.
BZZT, wrong.

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Originally Posted by georox
And your second guess for my age is....!
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Originally Posted by Kerig
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Originally Posted by dack
Well, I'm not looking to trade, but I'm trying to get some info in this thread to you help you out.
I appreciate the fact that you're trying to stay OT, but there's really only one thing that will help our poor OP

out tonight:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-b...y0001.wav=orgy
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
Oh, you meant sex when you said oragee. I thought you were trying to talk about that awesome

band.
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Originally Posted by georox
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Originally Posted by Kerig
I appreciate the fact that you're trying to stay OT, but there's really only one thing that will help our poor OP

out tonight:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-b...y0001.wav=orgy
I believe he is using the OPs gullibility to with him. It's real fun when you coordinate with others for mass

hilarity.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
either 7
or 40.
but 23 is in between so i just choose that.
but whatever comes to whatever.
your still a poor virgin that is never gunna have sex..
BZZT, still wrong.

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Originally Posted by dbais31
anybody that says MASS behing any word is a $$$g.
but oragee is a good band.
dont make fun of them.
you prolly listen to gay shit like techno-nerdy shit
Report Post
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Originally Posted by Kerig
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Originally Posted by georox
It's real fun when you coordinate with others for mass hilarity.
That sounds dangerously close to a comedic oragee.
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Originally Posted by georox
ohGr - Good band.
Skinny Puppy - Good band.
Genitorturers - Good band. (Will also put hair in places you would have never guessed it grew in, such as the

genital area.)

Oragee sounds like some form of Jpop....

Really?

Oh, and symbols are not letters. $'s do not make words. I am sorry, your teacher has failed you.
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Originally Posted by dack
If by gay nerdy techno shit you mean Vanilla Ice...then yes, we all do.
Ice, ice baby!

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Originally Posted by georox
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Originally Posted by dack
If by gay nerdy techno shit you mean Vanilla Ice...then yes, we all do.
Of course. Who doesn't love the Ice?
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Originally Posted by dack
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Originally Posted by georox
Of course. Who doesn't love the Ice?
Nobody, that's who.
Dack really does love Vanilla Ice. True fact.

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Originally Posted by dbais31
woahh.
$$$<---those are for bad-words.
and wtf dack.
there the douches(its what cleans sperm out of the vagina)
and no not vanilla ice.
im feeling more like MC Hammer.

s
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Originally Posted by georox
So, each time you have a $, it means you said "poop"?

I said poop, </thread>
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Originally Posted by dbais31
but ice is ok.
i dont really listen to him.
im more like rock.
alternative actually.
but this thread is getting some views.
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
He called the shit poop.
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Originally Posted by honestgamer
I think it means "dust bunnies."
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Originally Posted by Kerig
uh oh. Round 2 of oragee:

Some ad image of a furry with a bottle of some weird orange substance, piss maybe?

This is disturbing in every way possible. Especially the fact that it's a real ad.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
what the hell are you talking about GEOROX?
poop
really non-inmature.(saracasm(when i say something an not mean it))
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Originally Posted by dbais31
thats actually ORAIGINA.
ahha
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Originally Posted by georox
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Originally Posted by Kerig
uh oh. Round 2 of oragee:



This is disturbing in every way possible. Especially the fact that it's a real ad.
The ad has a furry... so the op wants an HDD... so clearly... he is a witch!
Burn him!

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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
Kerig, it's time for you to make a George Costanza exit. You've hit your high note. There's

nowhere for you to go but down.

Hopefully you've seen that Seinfeld episode.
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Originally Posted by dack
K Ruger.
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Originally Posted by dbais31
SEINFIELD.
ahha your really gay
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Originally Posted by Kerig
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Originally Posted by pitfallharry219
Kerig, it's time for you to make a George Costanza exit.
“Alright! That's it for me. Goodnight everybody.”
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Originally Posted by georox
Yea, I think I'm out to. This thread has peaked. I'll send sp00ge or someone a PM in a minute to

clean this up in the morning. I've done my best to save it for future OT loving.
Then I sent a message to sp00ge about how hilarious it is, then slept.

 Comments (Total Comments: 17)  

georox's Avatar
I would try to find/upload images somehow of what was missing, since most are cached to my PC, but damn am I tired after converting it all into a postable format. Also, all Shaqfu's are lost, so if you see an awkward space, I probably said .
cereal_killerxx's Avatar
Thread is epic fail (or win?) and I'm not gonna forget it anytime soon. Oragees!
pitfallharry219's Avatar
That was my favorite thread in a long while. I only wish it could have went on forever.

Here's the image that made me lose it.

The Crotch's Avatar
Why, you name-dropper, you.
pitfallharry219's Avatar
Also, this one:

Schmackledorf's Avatar
Lol
distgfx's Avatar
I... you... that...
georox's Avatar
I'll edit the images in later if someone reminds me. I may have to break it into another post though :(
DarkZion's Avatar
Oh man, I wish I was around for that. Just reading that made me almost fall out of my chair.
DAWG26's Avatar
That was worth the wait. Here was my favorite line:

Originally Posted by Kerig
My hard drive just isn't what it used to be. But if you'll accept a floppy drive, we've got a deal.
kube00's Avatar
Wow I laughed so hard I cried
janlazer's Avatar
Well this is a helluva way to start my monday off. lol. ing hilarious.

Great choice in music as well, georox.
georox's Avatar
Honestly, it was a LOT funnier if you saw it all unrolling from the first post, with four people on AIM all reading it with you, laughing their asses off.

BTW, oragee anyone? I believe it is a new super-squishee orange drink.
punkmaggit's Avatar
!! Funniest thing I've seen all day! He fails at life.
xkfusionxk's Avatar
That was hilarious. Seriously, trademark the name Oragee and dedicate your life to making the drink, at which point it supplants Sunny D as the most popular orange drink around
serenitygod's Avatar
Agree that post was eye-washingly funny!
I don't understand him but, who does?
pitfallharry219's Avatar
I saw someone make a nomination for thread of the year today, and I had to come back and relive this in all its glory.

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