This OTT is sponsored by Dodge
By BigSpoonyBard 07-06-2008 08:28 PM
Created by: lordwow
Everyone gets a brand new Dodge Ram from Oprah just for posting!!!
New Frontier >> Batman: Gotham Knight (apparently). Sarcasm over the Dodge/MS points whoring. People beg for point sharing (this occurs repeatedly). Rock Band DLC, blah, blah, blah. Commandos 3 = $$$$. Sealife Safari, not so much. Odd number cheesemints (7 pts, WTF??) suck. Mox changes his avy, but then goes classic.
Plume and temp are the only two people to ever play Pocketbike Racer. Brak bleeds himself into a coma. People like Shia Lebouf?!?! Hancock looks like gaybage. Budge's mom has shit taste.
Bleach animators love the ladies. The Angry Video Game Nerd in' stinks now... (So sayeth Brak). Budge whores himself out for SCIV shit.
Ramalamadingdong vs. Wallawallabingbang
Limbo + Mojimbo = dead OTT
Fleamarkets suck. Brak's drawing pencils smell like the French onion soup brand of B.O. This (NSFW?): TW capping is donkey ballz. ITDEFX searches for his name constantly and is a pedo.
People talk about GGT in the OTT? Unacceptable!! Suggesting GGT gets something similar to Ass the OTT Turns?? High ing TREASON!!!
Kill Bill on TNT =. Joe gonna take a film class (Tip: Everything they show you is "good.") BSB's dog is found after it somehow ended up in the dog groomer's possession in totally crazy coincidenceland.
B-B-B-B-Bayxter MADNESS!!! LP doesn't get it. On forums, trivial arguments indicate true alliances. Lulu's hamster is dead. A monster came and took it to hamster heaven.
Lilboo is going to take up football next year
Mak desires pizza. No one's ever hacked the internet before. Greatest Wimbledon final ever is won by Nadal. Lulu hated the hamster and has her luluing partner dump it in the dumpster. Anyone else smell a motive?
Brak does 10 hours of work on 30 minutes of sleep. That's efficiency. Joe is the nicest person in the history of the OTT and cleans and paints his aunt's house while she's in the nursing facility getting taken care of.
Temp is going to jump someone as soon as she's out of the shower. I'm assuming his mom. Mak's living at his parents? Until his bro and bro's wife move out of their house? Hmmm... Rocko made cookies and didn't share, the hole.
GGT claims Bioshock sucks cause one person said so, which is concrete proof that the GGT is absolute trash. Let me repeat that:
GGT is garbage
Manthing wants manjuice on his chin. Utopianmachine sighting!!!! Dc represents the average American, meaning he spends money on garbage.
Tune in to the next Episode of Ass the OTT Turns, in which we'll see if OxyClean really can get those tough blood stains out!
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|Comments (Total Comments: 11)|
|JohnnyFoxDarko - 07-06-2008, 08:32 PM|
|lordwow - 07-06-2008, 08:35 PM|
|manthing - 07-06-2008, 08:38 PM|
|BigSpoonyBard - 07-06-2008, 08:39 PM|
|VanillaGorilla - 07-06-2008, 08:49 PM|
|lordwow - 07-06-2008, 08:55 PM|
|Temporaryscars - 07-06-2008, 09:35 PM|
|joe2187 - 07-06-2008, 10:46 PM|
|lilboo - 07-06-2008, 11:16 PM|
|LinkinPrime - 07-07-2008, 11:44 AM|
|AngellicLulu - 07-07-2008, 12:05 PM|
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