More than just a moderator, wubb is known around CAG as a passionate Halo 3 fan, supposedly 14 years old (as stated in his user info) and a penguin. Today, I sat down with wubb (and I mean sat down most figuratively) and we laughed, we cried, and in the end, in talking to wubb, I learned a little bit about myself, and it was OTHB. Enjoy.

lordwow: Everyone wants to know are you really 14? Is that in penguin years or human years?
wubb: I think the level of maturity in my posts answers this question better than I could ever answer in this format.

lordwow: Are you CAG's youngest moderator?
wubb: CAG mods are kept in mod cells so I actually know very little about any of them but shrike and LP. My guess would be that I am not the youngest mod.

lordwow: When did you become a moderator on CAG?
wubb: shipwreck and I became mods on the same day and I'm not 100% sure when that was. I think it was 2 years ago?
(Editor's Note: wubb and Shipwreck were announced as mods on December 1, 2005)

lordwow: What was your first video game console?
wubb: An old Atari 2600! But I did get an NES soon after.

lordwow: Obviously, we all know Halo 3 is your favorite game, what's #2?
wubb: I'd go with Mario Kart Wii currently. My all time favorite game would be Super Mario Bros.

lordwow: Have you ever considered starting your own podcast like some of the other CAG Moderators? Maybe a Halo3Cast or a PenguinCast?
wubb: Nope. I do have an angelic tenor though...

lordwow: Do penguins eat ice cream, and if so, what's your favorite flavor?
wubb: Of course. Chocolate or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. However, we prefer gelato.

lordwow: Are you concerned about global warming melting your house?
wubb: Hell nah. I live in the tropics as detailed in the documentary Surfs Up

lordwow: Why are penguins so underrepresented on CAG?
wubb: Specie-ism[sic].

lordwow: Because penguins live so close to the pole, do they often get confused about what time of day it is/what time zone they are in?
wubb: Are you calling me stupid?

lordwow: Can penguins fly?
wubb: Penguins fly Delta.

lordwow: What type of penguin are you?
wubb: Stuffed

lordwow: If you could have dinner with any 5 CAGs past or present who would you choose?
wubb: Let's see I'd go with:
- Cheapy because he's our leader.
- Shrike because he could tell me about the good old days when video games were played via shadow puppets on the wall around the fire.
- Random CAG that lives in HI because we'd hopefully have dinner at his place and then I'd be in Hawaii.
- DJK8E because I'd finally be able to answer the burning question "Who is DJK8E?"
- Number83 because I could meet Number82 and we'd have fun playing with his Star Wars stuff.

lordwow: Have you been posting in the OTT since the start of the OTT?
wubb: No. I started sometime after becoming a mod I think.

lordwow: Do you plan on starting your own blog with CAG 2.0?
wubb: Don't plan on it, but it could happen.

lordwow: Any big plans for the future?
wubb: I plan to play Halo 3 on Tuesdays at 9PM EST. Add the gamertag CAGHALO if you want an invite!

Wow, that was fascinating, but unfortunately our time here has come to an end. I hope you all learned something, and maybe someday you'll see wubb in the Halo 3 thread or the Smarty Pants thread and think "wow, it's like I already know him," right before he bans you. And to my readers, don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Or something.

Later this week: Meet CAG Rocko!