If you've ever watched TV at night (or even during the day), you know you can go to any channel (including Nickelodeon) and you'll inevitably see a commercial informing you that your half-flacid joke of a appendage doesn't have to be such an embarrassment. Two of my favorites:



Do you need an explanation? Didn't think so.



I apologize for the terrible quality of this video. Apparently, somebody had a hand-cam ready for the purpose of recording penis commercials on-the-fly. Even if you're pathetic as a man, at least you're not that bad.

But that's not what's wrong with the commercial. What is wrong is Dr. Daniel Stein. him. Just because he has a fancy lab coat doesn't mean he's an M.D. I love that he claims to have personally researched Extenze, because that means he has a dick the size of a used crayon, and he probably deserves to be so poorly endowed.

And those scientists aren't particularly convincing either. I can't... rather, I don't want to believe there's a set of lab rats toiling away with colorful chemicals and competing to see who can make their cock the biggest.

I'm also not convinced that the "just plain real-life folks" are actual people, because there's a black guy in their midst and let's face the facts - he probably dwarfs the rest of the goons in this commercial. Hell, Mrs. Building-More-Muscle probably dwarfs most of the guys here. Pathetic.


So, anything similar to share?