EDIT** Sounds as if his new name on GTZ is HollywoodUndead **EDIT

First of all, sorry for the super large, picture heavy blog.
For those of you not aware, it seems I'm a rude CAG that likes to talk behind people's backs.
Oh! You were not aware? Let me shed some light on this for you...




Yep, that's me, right there at the bottom. What did I do to deserve this? Let's find out, shall we?





As you can clearly see, on 4/7 Sum41rcks1 was another unfortunate statistic in the terrible job market.
But don't think he would let that stop him! Oh no! He knew that, he couldn't support his highest bids, but if he could only be allowed to bid up to $50 more on some other items, all would be right with the world.
dv8mad would not hear of it though because he, being the savior and protector of all humanity that he is, felt pity for Sum41's predicament and thought it would be best to let him hang onto the money he so dearly needed to survive.
Luckily for Sum41, the Job Gods were looking down upon him. While many of you CAGs have searched high and low for job opportunities, Sum41 was able to procure an interview in mere HOURS!
Even then, dv8mad knew that, in the current job market, an interview is no guarantee of a position, so he offers Sum41 some sage advice which he gratefully accepts.

Of course, Sum41 will now stop surfing CAG and try to get all his ducks in a row!

Little did we know, that he would have the good fortune of being hired to a new company only a day and a half after losing his job.





Not content to sit back and try to pay for the prior bids he backed out on, Sum41, decides to pursue other avenues as well!





Don't go thinking that he forgot about me though! No, he doesn't come back to pay for what he backed out on, but to ask to selectively place bids only on the items he chooses.
Oh yeah... And to hit up other people's threads in between making online orders.





Yet another way dv8mad is a terrible guy; not only does he request that Sum41 pay for his items, but dv8mad even had the audacity to not add Sum41 to his positive CAG list or to sell him other items he had available after the sale.





Sum41 - having no money - surely due to his day and a half of unemployment, must resort to a "Super Sale" to get the money to pay dv8mad.





Just over a week later, dv8mad is finally paid off, and what does that ungrateful bastard do? He let's Sum41 do his unsolicited advertising in his thread without saying a word about it. The nerve of that guy!!!

Sum41 takes this opportunity to go out and place joke bids in a fellow CAGs lowball sale, because nothing says "Pillar of the Community" like ing up someone's sale for fun!

But hey, why stop with trying to ruin goomba's sale? dv8mad is having his last lowball sale ever, why don't you stop by and spread a little sunshine Sum41?





So, here we are, right back at the beginning where this whole things started. How dare dv8mad even suggest that Sum41 should have used some of his $50,000 to pay off his CAG debts! Of course, with the harsh treatment from dv8mad toward the angelic Sum41, this could be the only outcome.





Yep, I spent an hour and a half copying, pasting, and typing this up for CAG. If even one of you reads through it all and steers clear of him now and when/if he comes back, then I feel my mission has been fulfilled.