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I knew this would happen and it came true more then i ever imagined it would...
By the_grimace 06-21-2009 12:34 PM
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I had always said,
"As soon as i got a girlfriend, attractive girls are probably going to start flocking to me like they never have before." It came true... -------------------------------- To catch you guys up on where i have been, approximately 8 days ago, i met a girl at work. She is a russian exchange student. We hit it off instantly, and after hanging out for most of the last week and having a ton of fun, we are officially dating now, even if it will only be for a couple months. (she goes back to russia at the end of august) Based on my last blog too, i apparently must be a very ugly guy because she is gorgeous.  But lo and behold, back to my statement, only 5 days after i met her, in the last 3 days, i have had more beautiful women hit on me then i have had hit on me in a year.... Women and girls hitting on me anywhere and everywhere i go. First it was another girl at work. My boss told me to go help her move something (she was a lifegaurd) and as soon as i get over there, she starts flirting with me hardcore. Just asking me all these questions about myself, and doing this very sexy lip biting smile... i was like. "GOOD GOD, DONT TEMPT ME LIKE THIS!!!" Then that night, i go to walmart,and the cashier starts hitting on me, she compliments me on my tattoo, and we got into a long discussion about tats then... Then the next day i took my girlfriend to the chinese restaurant b/c she never had chinese food before. Well, i go up to pay, and this very cute asian girl working the phone/register starts hitting on me!!! She almost got me to turn.... more and more im thinking, my god, this is horrible. IM TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY HERE! I take my girlfriend back to her room, and apparently she made friends with two turkish girls who moved in next to her to work at the resort too. They instantly take a liking to me. ------------ Today was the killer though. I finally managed to get myself back to the gym this morning, since my groundskeeping job is kicking my ass and im just way too tired to do ANYTHING after i get done with work. But it was an off day, so i went. Im working out, lifting some weights, and theres this very hot girl walking around, working out too. I never seen her before, but man oh man, was she a beauty. Not only that, i keep seeing her checking me out. We coincedently go get water at the same time, she gives me a smile and says hi, i smile back, respond likewise. A little later, im sitting on a bench when this hot girl just comes over to me and starts talking to me and complimenting me like we knew each other our entire lives. "GOD DAMN. WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW" screamed the little voice in my head.... But it even got worse... we talked for like 5 minutes when she ASKS ME to go out with her and offers me her number. "THIS CANT BE HAPPENING............................." I thought... But it was, i just sat shocked for a while, so tempted, but eventually i told her, "I would love to hang out, but i have a girlfriend." BUT...... I took her number anyway Told her maybe we could hang out sometime as friends. "ill like that." she said, as she gave me a sexy smile and began to walk back to her workout. -------------------- As she walked away, i only thought HOW FUCKING MUCH THIS ALL SUCKS! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE RIGHT!???? |
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Cheapass24
- 06-21-2009, 12:43 PM
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Wow :/ you're one lucky, or, unlucky, fellow.
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DarkKenpachi
- 06-21-2009, 12:58 PM
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they smell it man. soon as i start dating my wife the were falling out of the sky. it gets worse when you propose and right before you get married. lol
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mitch079
- 06-21-2009, 01:21 PM
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If she's leaving in August, I don't see what the problem is.
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sublime90
- 06-21-2009, 02:46 PM
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good for you man, i couldnt get pussy if i paid for it
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Loonknight
- 06-21-2009, 02:56 PM
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I've had that happen before, I thought it was quite odd, but honestly I did not mind at all.
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advanced
- 06-21-2009, 03:04 PM
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Bitch Bitch Bitch, thats all I'm hearing.
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Stoneage
- 06-21-2009, 03:06 PM
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Yeah, but can those other girls talk dirty to you in Russian?
Something to consider. |
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HeadRusch
- 06-21-2009, 03:17 PM
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The Russian is gone in 3 months? Are you retarded? Saddle up, chief
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zenprime
- 06-21-2009, 03:29 PM
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This seems to be pretty common.
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whywakeup
- 06-21-2009, 03:51 PM
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One question . Have you knocked the boots yet with the new girl
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rigo707
- 06-21-2009, 04:01 PM
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xenoman80
- 06-21-2009, 04:15 PM
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it always happens! thats why you keep hot girls as friends with benefits! its so awesome!
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Poor2More
- 06-21-2009, 04:22 PM
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'Then that night, i go to walmart,and the cashier starts hitting on me, she compliments me on my tattoo, and we got into a long discussion about tats then...'
Lies! its not possible to have long conversations at walmart.....for these reasons A. Walmart is way to busy to have a long convo B. .......Wheres the employees at? |
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chuckie88
- 06-21-2009, 04:27 PM
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If you ever get married it'll happen even more, the band is like chick catnip or something.
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Leisser-Kaiser
- 06-21-2009, 04:28 PM
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Dam very impressive, down here ppl will only date you if u got a money(and better lots of it) or good looks.
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blackjaw
- 06-21-2009, 04:55 PM
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I swear the day before I got married I had two phone calls from girls I liked in college but never got with and every girl I walked by or talked to gave me a look or some sort of "ask me out" sign. It was the oddest thing; it's almost as if they can smell the pheromones of a man getting married or something.
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Troopa
- 06-21-2009, 05:50 PM
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I've had the same experience. Many girls hit on me when I'm taken, and not so many when I'm single. They need to do a scientific study on this.
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E*Master
- 06-21-2009, 06:45 PM
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Dude ur not the only one. Women (especially hot ones) are ALWAYS attracted to guys that are taken and the more attractive your girl is the more they will make moves on you and be more flirty which can almost be borderline cheating. Happened to me for years!! I get a hot chick, more hot chicks come flocking in... let me tell u a story
My girl (that I have been with since highschool) gave me this cool keyring and I wore it on my belt loop cause it reminded me of her. So this hawt chick in my graphic arts class looks at it and asked who gave it to me. I said my GF and she says "Oh so ur cheating on me?" I was baffled. I was like where the FUCK were u 3 months ago bitch!! This chick escalates it. In One of the computer labs I had access to in between spares, the same chick comes with me I thought nothing of it since we're just friends. She goes "I put on a temporary tattoo" and I am like "that's cool" and continued to work on the yearbook pages I was doing. She goes "wanna see"? and I am like yeah ok. SHE STARTS UNDOING HER FUCKING PANTS!!! and SHOWS THAT SHE put it right beside her cooch... I as soo  ing frozen I didn't react for at least 10 minutes. Before this I couldn't get a decent chick to show me her goods and now some hot red heat unzips her pants and pulls them down in an instant??? WTFAnyhoo expect more of this.... and be strong! |
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Ecofreak
- 06-21-2009, 06:54 PM
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There's probably a "forbidden fruit" aspect to it. Yet I think a major component has to do simply with confidence.
So you've finally found a girlfriend so you're confident in your abilities to attract the opposite sex. Conversations naturally flow more easily because you are neither coming on too strong or too shy because you're thinking "What the heck do I have to lose?" It's hard enough talking to the opposite gender in a normal environment, so when there's someone who is especially chatty then that can naturally produce interest. And thinking that every girl is hitting on you is probably "delusions of grandeur" brought about by your projection of "OMG! I'm the most awesome thing on God's green earth." So take it all in stride, because it's all probably in your head. |
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xdl
- 06-21-2009, 07:41 PM
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It most certainly is confidence. I do quite a bit of foot traveling in and out of retail stores, and I have noticed since my GF and I got together that more and more frequently I have girls flirting with me. When you are taken, you don't need to impress anyone and act a little more natural.
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