Created by: darthbudge

ODB was initially forgotten, knocking budgey another point lower. Covers are garbage. Joe will send budgey acid-laced cleanser in retaliation. Too many youtube videos follow.

"darthbudge is a proud ignorant woman." -Mojimbo

I'm now skipping budge-related happenings as he's already taken too much of this episode's time. MGO either isn't fun or is sucked at by Brak. Rapid OTT posting is going to kill BSB. Somehow, there is no remorse. On the other hand, ATOT >> Interviews

Fallout Boy takes advantage of black folk. Chixa agrees to a sexy interview with wow. Budge is tapped as a guest writer for ATOT. LP works on clocks? Frosty is melting. Wubb is gonna send back his tree-sitty. He gonna get shafted on free shit. He plays brave by saying he'll play Mario Kart and go for all the stars in 2 Princesses One Grand Prix Cup.

M$, lulz

Liquid has a CAG stalker. NG2 is buggy.MS is taking forever to get wubbulous his mailing label. 2.0 runs shiddy on sood's fancy fone. MS seals heatsinks with ball sweat. Too Human will disappoint Mak and he will vry like a little girl.

Mak wants the status bar gone in FF, which means he lacks cool extensions. Despite my earlier ban on budhetivities, it bears mentioning he gets lots of shit for his OP shenanigans.

There's blood on plume's bathroom door? Temp's buying an engagement ring? Please, please, PLEASE never procreate For an eleven year old? Or wubb. One of the two. Pixie had a seizure last week? See bathroom door blood Chixa grows weary of mom jokes. Next she'll tire of breathing.

Juggers is the awesomest kid in the history of the world:

Quote: PlumeNoir: HOLY SHIT!!! Okay, I'm a bad parent. I put Lego Star Wars in for Juggers to get him out of my hair so I can stew for a bit and clean. When I wasn't looking, he switched games. He put in Mass Effect. He loaded up my game save near the end before the final fight. I heard him shout, "I did it! I beat the final boss!" I got in, and sure enough, he's watching the ending video. er just beat ME and is watching the end. I say "er" because it took me two times to beat him...

St0ne and his xbox have a love/hate relationship. Chika's neighbor kid loses balls across the fence constantly, but she ain't helpin no more cause she's shitfaced. Wow finds a crazy-hard job posting. Plume hangs out outside Chixa's window in hopes of an eyeful.

Shitty city battles!

Juggers loses points for tearing Plumes' shades so now some sisters get to see his junk. Or something. Mox sleeps with tennis games under his pillow. CoD, blah, blah.

Walrus' sister sucks

Quote: GothicWalrus: . I'm ready to kill my sister. In the course of one afternoon, she managed to reset our router and modem's settings completely, tried to fix it by manually changing the WEP keys on all of the non-password protected computers (instead of changing it back to what it was), she snapped the end off of the only ethernet cable in the house long enough to fit in our current setup, installed the shitty Linksys software that we've spent years telling her not to touch, found a way to get our monitor to turn off without warning, and has generally ed up our computers in every way possible short of reformatting. The sad part? She's about to go into college and she "knows what she's doing" with computers. Things are working now, but I'm sick of dealing with this shit. Sitting on my ass, watching TV, and playing video games sounds a hell of a lot better now than anything related to computers.

Lulu's bf takes the luluing too seriously Wubb only blogs truth, no nonsense. TMK takes blogging too seriously for a blog that isn't Ass the OTT Turns!!! Liquid bought Sophie's World, and Hancock still sucks.

lilboo isn't unemployed anymore. The possibilities of why not are frightening.

Bang wagoning is like a bangbus, only longer. Sood is bitter. Never is trashed and depressed with HILARIOUS results! Joe gets to hear Chaka Khan from someone's car "Tell Me Something Good" is straight $$$$$$$($$($$$$)$($$$)$)

Steak and Shake food is nasty. Nutella = $$, I guess. Wubb finally ships out his 360. Bitches try to front on evilmregg, but BSB's got his back.


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