The "Baby I got your Money" OTT.
By BigSpoonyBard 07-09-2008 08:17 AM
Created by: darthbudge
ODB was initially forgotten, knocking budgey another point lower. Covers are garbage. Joe will send budgey acid-laced cleanser in retaliation. Too many youtube videos follow.
"darthbudge is a proud ignorant woman." -Mojimbo
I'm now skipping budge-related happenings as he's already taken too much of this episode's time. MGO either isn't fun or is sucked at by Brak. Rapid OTT posting is going to kill BSB. Somehow, there is no remorse. On the other hand, ATOT >> Interviews
Fallout Boy takes advantage of black folk. Chixa agrees to a sexy interview with wow. Budge is tapped as a guest writer for ATOT. LP works on clocks? Frosty is melting. Wubb is gonna send back his tree-sitty. He gonna get shafted on free shit. He plays brave by saying he'll play Mario Kart and go for all the stars in 2 Princesses One Grand Prix Cup.
Liquid has a CAG stalker. NG2 is buggy.MS is taking forever to get wubbulous his mailing label. 2.0 runs shiddy on sood's fancy fone. MS seals heatsinks with ball sweat. Too Human will disappoint Mak and he will vry like a little girl.
Mak wants the status bar gone in FF, which means he lacks cool extensions. Despite my earlier ban on budhetivities, it bears mentioning he gets lots of shit for his OP shenanigans.
There's blood on plume's bathroom door? Temp's buying an engagement ring? For an eleven year old? Or wubb. One of the two. Pixie had a seizure last week? Chixa grows weary of mom jokes. Next she'll tire of breathing.
Juggers is the awesomest kid in the history of the world:
St0ne and his xbox have a love/hate relationship. Chika's neighbor kid loses balls across the fence constantly, but she ain't helpin no more cause she's shitfaced. Wow finds a crazy-hard job posting. Plume hangs out outside Chixa's window in hopes of an eyeful.
Shitty city battles!
Juggers loses points for tearing Plumes' shades so now some sisters get to see his junk. Or something. Mox sleeps with tennis games under his pillow. CoD, blah, blah.
Walrus' sister sucks
Lulu's bf takes the luluing too seriously Wubb only blogs truth, no nonsense. TMK takes blogging too seriously Liquid bought Sophie's World, and Hancock still sucks.
lilboo isn't unemployed anymore. The possibilities of why not are frightening.
Bang wagoning is like a bangbus, only longer. Sood is bitter. Never is trashed and depressed Joe gets to hear Chaka Khan from someone's car
Steak and Shake food is nasty. Nutella = $$, I guess. Wubb finally ships out his 360. Bitches try to front on evilmregg, but BSB's got his back.
Kids, did you know that if you don't get your daily recommended dosage of Ass the OTT Turns your sexual organs shrivel up and rot? It's true!! So keep your eyes glued to Ass the OTT Turns!!!
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|Comments (Total Comments: 12)|
|lordwow - 07-09-2008, 08:20 AM|
|Liquid 2 - 07-09-2008, 09:06 AM|
|Maklershed - 07-09-2008, 10:05 AM|
|ninja dog - 07-09-2008, 11:44 AM|
|AngellicLulu - 07-09-2008, 11:56 AM|
|LinkinPrime - 07-09-2008, 12:07 PM|
|BigSpoonyBard - 07-09-2008, 12:48 PM|
|AngellicLulu - 07-09-2008, 01:52 PM|
|BigSpoonyBard - 07-09-2008, 02:58 PM|
|AngellicLulu - 07-09-2008, 04:47 PM|
|Gothic Walrus - 07-09-2008, 05:02 PM|
|BigSpoonyBard - 07-09-2008, 07:00 PM|
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