maaaan wtf is a lazy sunday when you're up at the butt crack of dawn?!?!?!?! wack!!

so I'm up hella early to errand up the morning and decide to eat sum breakfast so that I'll have enough sustenance to hit up the gym when I'm done. Dood I went to Tommys and their breakfast must be inspired by sum1 smoking crack



man who the heck eats this for breakfast?!?! o wait... I do! It's hella good actually!! English muffin with onions, sum kinda white stuff (mayo?), sausage, cheese, egg, and CHILI!! Chili for breakfast? That's more absurd that Reeses for breakfast. It also comes w/ pickles and tomatos but I opted to not have them...

They also got a breakfast burrito... it has hash brown in it!! Hash Brown and chili!!! I gotta try that too!



man costco is crazy... I got a pizza and it's like wtf is this?!?! Would you like...

I had to go to the post office center to pick sum shyt up today... There was this kid in line in front of me with his ipod. I'm thinking dang kids these days... when I was young all I had was my walkman where I listened to GZA and Redman all day.

and custom mixes too!! I bought like a stash of blank cassettes and made mixes of all my favorite songs they played on the radio... like THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci9HwSXDFHM

Teddy Riley bitch!!

anyway while I'm waiting I spy with my eye in the distance a relic of the past!!



dood! they got the jambox playing in the background to make the time pass faster!! That's so pimp!! At my job we have a CD player, nah phuck that... JAMBOX is the place to be!!

bust out your ghetto blasters girls and boys!! Analog radio tuning with the long ass antenna and single cassette decks are making a comeback!...

check it out check it out!! I heard so much about this place... it's like this magical Filipino fast food place or something...



My filipino (or is it philipino?) friends say it's like mac donalds.

My norcal friends call it "hella good"

sum other doods I kno say it has "bomb ass" spaghetti.



I donno how many years I've wanted to go but I finally got the opportunity this weekend. Unfortunately it is fast food and thus did look rather unappetizing so I only ordered the basics. Unfortately again I didnt get the spaghetti as I'm not much of a fan of the dish in general, but I swear I will try it next time (if there is a next time).



first I got 2 yumburgers with cheese! Seriously... all...

yoyo, my last job sucked ass... It was all up on sum corporate bullshyt with a bunch of ass-kissing jerk faces with broken ass salaries walkin around thinking theyre all important and shyt while trying to make the people below them in the corporate chain feel all insubordinate... It'a funny coz most of these assholes couldnt even do a good job... they just go around blaming other people or finding a way to ignore or defer certain issues so they dont have to deal with them at the moment.

If there is one thing I miss about my old job was the overall cleanliness of the environment. Our department was one of the first ones to migrate to a new building where everything looked all fresh and hi-tech n shyt... dag yo it was CLEAN!! However I believe all the setting really does is boost the ego of anybody making 120k+ so they can be even assholier.

My current job is cool but the overall environment is fukkyn BUSTED!! It's like a former pet-shop or something turned...

video game buying SKILLZ! it's all about how much cash you save yo!!

I got mad SKILLZ saving cash on games. I'ma let u kno how I do the sheeyit, it's easy!!

I dont buy games!

nah that! buying games is hella wack, the last thing I needa do is spend more money.

Here's sum scenarios where it's best to not buy games:

A) Hay guyz! Is this game worth $20?!?!

NO! it's not worth it! If you have to ask then dont get it!! If you must, rent that mutha for like $6 and get bored of it in 2 days. There are much better games worth your time.

B) whoo! Thanks for the 25% coupon! I saved $5!!

No you didnt!! You SPENT $15!!! The more cash you save on buying games, the more you spent buying games!!

and the worst one of them all...

C) $10 gift card with purchase... SWEET!!

yo the last thing anybody ever needs is a future incentive to spend...

who likes SNACKS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I was doing the sheeyit yesterday getting my Beard Papa on and saw this at the market:



mouth watering snackoos

I live by the code!

oh well... I live by a lot of codes actually... so it's not like THE code, altho it might be if you're thinking of a particular one that I live by... really I don't kno...

but when I live by the code I dont mean it like I physically live within geographical distance of a code or something... umm... I don't kno what I'm talking about anymore...

btw I'm not talking about Konami Code... altho that's a good one too!!! Like if I had 30 lives... and I mean 30 REAL lives...

...

daaaaamn...

BUT ANYWAY!!

I like this picture!!



It's inspired me to live by sum new codes!

STAY HUNGRY!

STAY CHAMPION!

it's actually not new codes tho... I'm always hungry and champion style! it's the motivation for SKILLZ!

just...

omg look what they got at the market now!!!



must... have... them all!!! and it's already begun!!!



Oneday I made a kind of omelette
I don't know can you call it so
How could I apologize to the mother hen
"I confess, I've wasted your own struggle"
Never had such an awful object
And I hope I never do again
Writing 50 times "I should not be so"
I was blue all through the day

Can I tell that feeling when I eat some supreme eggs
Can't explain that feeling flying high, deep in my brain

IN MY BRAIN~!!!

Oneday she made a kind of omelette
And I know you gotta call it so
"E. G. G." is, for me, the magic spell
And she's a master class witch
What the hell... don't need no status, honor, money...

it's almost time to eat... I'ma show yallz how to do the sheeyit AGAIN!!



This is like the alpha, u got sum beans sum cheese and sum salsa or hot sauce or anything that you wish... ketchup? why not. Not pictured, u also need sum tortillas. Heat up the beans in a saucepan, warm up your tortillas over a grill or a pan or anything... put warm tortillas, beans on top, cheese, hot sauce...



and then this is like the omega! You finished making your own bean and cheese burrito!!

This food is awesome! It's like the basic food you can live off of and it's very tasty! And what's cool is that after you eat it you feel all strong and shyt! If u play games, like if you are a gamer, u gotta be strong to play games so you can pwn the world!! Also after you eat this you will feel like going to the gym or bboying or doing any physical activity...

a yo JEKKI what did u do over the weekend?!?!?!

sheeyit I was at dat Freestyle Session bboying it up!!

it's crazy, they had this exhibition battle between lil'Demon and jStyles... got damn!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJstYNxP1nU

see dat shyt?!?!?! u can learn something from that!!

Discover your passions, refine your SKILLZ, love your life.

what do u kno about mad SKILLZ?!?!?

it's not like sum selfish crap for gloating and whatever, it's something u gotta share with the ppl around you to help and inspire them so they can make SKILLZ of their own!!

SKILLZ = life!!

I'm gonna share with you sum SKILLZ so you too can do the sheeyit!! It's totally easy mode, check it out!!



so rite here I got a crazy concoction of bananas, (frozen) strawberries, orange juice, and ice... all in a blendy cup thing. If u gotta blender, u can use that too!!! Once you blend it all up you got:





a smoothie!! Not jus any smoothie either, a HELLA GOOD smoothie made with pure SKILLZ and fruit!! I'm like my own Jamba Juice... they call me JEKKI JUICE. I'm so proud of myself, these are my achievements in life!!...

nooooooooo~!!!!

I hate work!!!

boooo!!!!!

I gotta start my new job on monday! I dont wanna go >_<~!!!

growing up sucks!!!! Toys R Us kid for life!!!!

so umm.... I quit the last job I worked in April to focus on more "career" goals (becoz my workplace wasnt necessarily an industry I want to be in). It was full time job, I was there for a whole year (364 days exact!)

ever since I've quit I've been able to live hella chill and comfortable coz my job did pay well and I saved up a phat stack of cash to help me survive for months. Still, no income means I definitely needa watch my spending (I havent gotten new sneakers since March!) and thus I dont buy much games.

so that means... BACKLOG!!! yo... backlog games are the shyt! They're way more fun than new games, coz new games suck. Some of the best gaming moments I have is playing backlog.

JEKKI has mad SKILLZ...

u kno something about JEKKI?! what's that... SKILLZ?? ahhh... so true so true...

u kno something else?? I'm straight HARDCORE!! hella HARDCORE! u cant have SKILLZ if you're not HARDCORE.

u kno me? I'm like that HARDCORE SKILLIONAIRE vicious villainous motherin Darkwing Duck Liquidator Bud Flud motherer yo...

u kno what I'm sayin???

anyway the internet is crazy!! I saw this article on the internet I was like yo this article is CRAZY!!

check it!

http://trickstutorials.com/index.php...ontent/wpotion

Water is a magic potion, I swear it. It's also important because it's the preferred drink of HARDCORE people. Obviously being HARDCORE is a good thing. Note: The word HARDCORE must always be written in capital letters exclusively because it's very prestigious. In this article I'm going to explain to you it's secrets and magic properties. I can tell you honestly there was a point...

ayo what does JEKKI like??

dance (all), music, hiPHOp, breaking/bboying, 90s, orange juice, games, fast cars, fast internet, porno, pho, instant pho, pho on a stick, portable pho, talking on the PHOne, studying PHOnetics and PHOtosynthesis, PHOtography, PHOenix downs, that one anime called PHOton, my friend PHOebe, Del the PHOnky Homosapien...

there's this place... like 45 miles from my home it's one of the closest place to get pho (it sucks where I live btw!!!!!)

it's in the mall food court. No seriously it's in the mall food court, wtheck?!?!?! but... it got a good review on yelp.



no seriously, what the phock is this?!?!?! It's like a Westfield food tray and flimsy paper bowls and disposable plastic spoons and small paper cups for your hoisin and saricha and a mother phockin sandwich bag with beans sprouts in it!!!

and then the motherphockers even got...

yoyoyo!!!

I gotta new movie coming out!!

How awesome is it?? so awesome!!

I was at Comic Con over the weekend to do promotional ish... sum doods caught up with me for an exclusive interview!!

check it out!!

yo yo man Layla Kayleigh is so hot!! seriously!!



but actually... nah not really...

like her face is kinda busted...

and her boobs are fake!!

like she's always talking about her career and the industry and shyt but like... your chest IS your career!! I mean sheeeeeyit... I wish I could buy a career...

but it's like the fact that she doesnt do porno but has the porno star body that it makes u feel a lot less remorseful when you think about all the nasty things that you would do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

and do to her.

...

haha I dont kno what this is!



it's like an "avatar" or something?? What is so great about it??

umm... I dont kno how to write the rest of this blog so...... I'll post sum pics!!!!























...

hey giiiiiiirl~~~~



yeay yall kno who this is!!

yo! it's the princess JE K KI

yo!

she's back!

2-double-0-8

are you ready?!

hey girl! hey girl!

girl hey girl! hey u go girl!

gotta gotta get dat gotta girl!

girl hey girl! hey u go girl!

Baby baby baby! Baby girl!!

say JE K KI

she's back!

2-double-0-8

are you ready?!

too broke for games >_<



cheap alternative...

I DONT KNO WHAT THIS IS!!!!

am I doing it right?!?!?!