Never mind. BRB, Pre-ordering.

60% of the time shes hot every time. The other 40% of the time...she looks like Michael Jackson.

When I lost my job the PSP was the first thing to go - not because I didn't use it but because It was easy to sell and it got me a decent amount of cash. I've missed it. I've been thinking about it. Today I hit the $200 marker of Gamestop Trade-in credit so of course I picked up the cool Rock Band Unplugged bundle that came out. But this blog isn't about coolness - it's about the pubic hairs that are under my PSP screen.

This isn't where pubic hair is supposed to be. Not at all. Maybe on a pre-owned system but not a new one. I can't help but wonder what series of events transpired that led to the pubes current destination. What was the name of the Chinese man or woman working in the PSP factory? Is this a sweat shop pube? Does my PSP contain a young persons very first pube - no, maybe it's a celebrities pube. Oh the possibilities.







I can joke around about it...

Today is "yard sale day" for the upper-middle class white folks of Amherst Ohio so I decided it was worth 4 minute drive down the road.

"Junk, junk, junk, a ddr pad for ps2, junk, junk, wait? Is that what I think it is?" I inspected a shitty looking yellow tote bag when I saw the golden gleaming letters. I then heard the voice of Tim Curry telling me to buy them or he would suck the marrow from my bones.




I know it probably doesn't mean shit to most of the people on here but Mighty Max was my everything when I was 7 years old. These were the toys I always wanted but never got...until today. I know they aren't worth much but I still think the sets kick ass and I have to give whoever used to own these props because: none of the pieces are missing, the lights work on the dragon island set, and everything is clean and pretty.

Ten bucks well spent.