Brink, potential game of the year to many (and by many I mean the employees at Gamestop trying to get me to pre-order it every time I've been in there for the past month) has turned out to not be the perfect game everyone thought it would be. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say almost everyone was expecting the game to get 10's from every review site in the world, but alas, this is not the case.

Instead it seems to be a pretty mediocre game with some technical issues. And as we all know, if you're a company making a game that you want to be profitable, and the game doesn't seem finished, what you should do is push up the release date. That way, you'll trick everyone into thinking that the game is actually finished and possibly entice some people into buying it just because the earlier release date. I'm sure there was no other reasons for them to possibly want to push the release date up, it's not like any other games are coming out on the 17th so they might as well have just...

I know the title of my blog is hard to believe, but it is based on true events that happened not yesterday, not the day before and even not tomorrow, but today!

I was hungry and it came to be my lunch break while I was at the place of my employment. I was thinking about what to eat and then told myself "hey, why not go to the most delicious Mexican restaurant of all?" and after telling this to myself I immediately knew what I was talking about. Taco Bell of course!

So I crash through the window of the building of the place of my employment, breaking it in the process. This is a non-issue though, because the window I broke does not belong to me. Let the company take care of it I say! With a little blood dripping down my arm and a cut on my left cheek I continue my trek to my car and use a key to unlock the door and get in. I have to use a key to get in because I lock my door due to not trusting the general public.

Anyways I begin driving...

Ok, so information just came out today that a lot of our information has been stolen off PSN. Now, usually I'd find this unacceptable, but it was hackers that did it, so everything should be ok since hackers have an honor code they follow.

So no need to worry about your credit card information. If it was stolen and a hacker decides to use it I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that they will be using it wisely and paying it off in full at the end of the month. So when you see your credit score start going up, know you should be thanking both the hackers and Sony for letting PSN be hacked.

Now, while hackers do have their code of honor, there is one thing you need to worry about. Apparently they also got your password reset security question and answer, so if you put your pets' name in there you're pretty much ed. If the hackers know your pets' name they'll hack their loyalty and take your pet away, so say goodbye now, and let your pets know that they will...

For those of you that don't know, PSN is down and has been down for a long time now. Feels like ages since I've been able to turn on my PS3, browse the Playstation Store for the fourth time that week, not buy anything, browse my friends list and turn off my PS3. I feel like an important part of my life has been taken away.

From what I understand the whole incident was caused by Sony being Sony and not making PSN as reliable and secure as it should be. Who knows if all my credit card info was stolen? What's worse is what if my games were stolen off my download list?! I would have spent all that money for nothing and Sony would probably not re-imburse me. I'll be stuck buying Super Rub A Dub again! And while that game is easily worth double what they charge, I'm not rich here. I can't afford to be spending whole dollars on PSN like it's nothing! I work hard to make my $7.25 an hour and shouldn't have to use it for that!

I do want to take a moment to thank the...

Ok, so quite the dilemma here.

I was feeling particularly hungry today so I made a stop at Taco Bell. I ended up getting a beefy crunch burrito, a bean burrito, and a free crunchy taco for donating $1 to Mark Wahlberg.

So I get to the window and the dude was all "here, take all this food for free, I didn't swipe your card." and I was like "sweet! can I get some fire sauce though?" and he put some in the bag. Awesome. Or so I thought.

I get home, open up the bag of deliciousness and look inside and I only have 2 things of fire sauce in it. I am pretty disappointed and shocked, to the point I may even go and ask for my money back. But it does leave me in quite the conundrum. What two things should I use the fire sauce on? I was thinking the beefy crunch burrito and the taco, but I'm not sure if I'm confident in thinking that.


What do you all think I should do? I eagerly await your responses because I'm...

There are some of us who like JRPG's a lot and I am one of them. Somehow I missed Legend of Mana going up on PSN, but tonight I noticed it on PSN and I just had to buy it!

So I download it, all 300+ megabytes of it and eagerly anticipate it finishing installing and then I start it up. I gotta say everything about it blew me away from the beginning, from the Playstation logo that shows when you first start it up (how nostalgic. I'm glad they included that in the game!) to the amazing title screen. Now there isn't anything moving on the title screen, but it just looks so pretty. I stared at it and took a picture to use as my wallpaper background (I really did) and then finally start the game.



It gives me the option of picking not only if I want to play as a boy or girl (picked the girl obviously, she's pretty hot) but also the task of picking my name so that I can get started with the game.


And as the game starts...

For those that read my last blog, you found out that Portal 2 sucks and you shouldn't buy it. Seems like some people didn't understand what I was saying, or just have wrong opinions, so I am going to answer and respond to comments from that my last amazing blog post.



The Crotch says

Quote: Originally Posted by The Crotch Predictable troll is predictable. This would be funnier if JSP was doing it. He's funnier than you.

You have bad taste. You must like Portal.

Quote: Originally Posted by joshnorm So you hate one fun original puzzle games and one of the better brands of Computers out there. Good for you.

No, I hate one terrible puzzle game and one overpriced brand of computers.

Quote: Originally Posted by wune You totally changed my mind about this game!

It's what I'm here for.

Quote: Originally Posted by Whoknows It's ok if you think Apple and Portal are good, but that makes your opinion wrong.

Ah, a voice of reason...

So everyone is excited about Portal 2 and I have to wonder why?

The first game was pretty terrible for a variety of reasons. It was 10 minutes long, the graphics sucked, it had next to no story, and it played like a game that came out in 2007!

Not to mention all the horrible jokes that came with the game and the dumb ending song. And now they're making a sequel and pricing it at $60! Is this some sort of crazy joke? If I want to pay $60 to play a 10 minute game (or probably even shorter with the way games are going these days) it would have to be the best game ever where in the 10 minute span I'm playing it, I'm so amazed that I die. That would be the best $60 I would ever spend.

Also Portal 2 looks exactly like the first game except now there are two robots to play as instead of the one robot you played as in the first game. The whole game is probably the exact same as the first game aside from them probably cutting out a few sections to save...

Dynasty Warriors 7 will soon be released, and I bet you're all wondering, how good is this game?


Well I'll tell you. Now I haven't actually played the game, but I did watch a gameplay trailer on youtube, so I'm pretty sure I know everything about this game and am qualified to review it.

So from what I gather, you start the game and talk to people. But that's boring, as we all know. If I wanted to talk in a video game I'd read a book. In any case though, you pass through the probably pointless talking and then you're on your way to become the very best race car driver in the world.


Now to do this what you have to do is kill people to raise up your driving skills. It's kind of like how you do something unrelated to what you want to do, and then somehow get better at it. Like...

By now everyone has probably had the opportunity to listen to the new Rebecca Black single "Friday".

I had the honor of being able to listen to it for the first time today, and all I have to say about it is...WOW! We have a new star!



I couldn't have been more enthralled when I first listened to the song. It has everything going for it. An amazing beat, a great singer, and of course lyrics that make sense yet sound good at the same time. I mean for example the very beginning of the song:

"7am gotta wake up in the morning, gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs"

Not only great lyrics, but they make sense. I mean, who is not going to want to be fresh when they go downstairs? That's nasty. If you aren't going to be fresh then go back to your room and miss school. You don't deserve an education if you don't even have the courtesy...

So as you can probably tell by the title I went and saw Battle L.A. and I was actually pretty excited to see it too. What a generic movie. It seriously was nothing special at all.

When it starts though, you see L.A. destroyed and the title comes up and you think "This is going to be awesome!" but unfortunately, that's not the case. It starts out like a generic war movie, has generic war movie moments such as everyone in the squad following the leader when they don't have to (which actually happens twice. That makes it twice as meaningful!) and the movie ends almost exactly like Independence Day does. I'm not kidding. You want to know how it ends? They find the main control ship, make it explode and then some generic army guy says something along the lines of "now that we know how to take it down we're letting everyone know! . Way to go guys.

Speaking of Independence Day, that movie was so much better. I mean, at least that was a movie that actually...

Have you ever wondered what the ugliest car ever is? Well I'll tell you, it is the Nissan cube. I have never seen a car that could possibly look any more ing stupid than this piece of shit.

I remember the first time I saw this car. I was pulling out a parking lot and some assface was not turning right even though they had their blinker on indicating that they wanted to and they had more than one opportunity to make the turn. While waiting behind this moron of a driver I started to notice that this car wasn't one of the boxy looking cars that I occasionally see, like the Scion or Kia Soul. No, this was actually a ing box with 4 wheels on it and something wrong with the back window since it curved over to one side of the car, but not the other. Did something think that looked cool? Obviously, because it was the same kind of ing person that would design a horrid thing like that who obviously had to be the same kind of person who would actually buy that ugly nasty...

Here it is, March 9, 2011.

Hard to believe that only a year ago, a mere 365 days ago the greatest Final Fantasy game and possibly greatest RPG of all time was released. Everyone was insanely hyped for the thirteenth entry in the Final Fantasy series to be released. But some were worried, would the game live up to the hype? Would it be the amazing experience everyone hoped it would be?

The game came out and people began to play it. It would be an understatement to say everyone on earth was blown away by the magic the game had to offer. Great characters? Yep. Amazing story? You bet. Gameplay that would blow your mind? Better believe it. The meaning of life? If only the meaning of life could be so good.

Everyone on earth rejoiced, and the world was shut down for days while everyone was inside enjoying the perfectness of Final Fantasy 13. The best week of not only mine, but most people's lives. First child being born? Graduating college? Getting...

As some of you may know from one of my previous blogs, Taco Bell ripped me off in the worst possible way. I had ordered a crunchy taco and instead they gave me a soft taco. Not only gross, but also incredibly insulting.

Looking online today though, I find out that Taco Bell is offering it's famous and high quality product, the Crunchwrap Supreme, an item that not many people can afford outside of special occasions at a discount. Up until March 5th the Crunchwrap Supreme is only 88 Cents!



This happened so soon after my "little" incident where I was wronged. They may not have come out and said it, but this is obviously them trying to apologize to me for what they did. With how amazing of an offer this is, I humbly accept their apology. All this week I will be going out for some fine dining to enjoy the 88 Cent Crunchwrap Supremes offered to me.

Of course all...

A review so early you may wonder?

Well there is a reason I can write a review. I've played almost half of the demo so I think I have a pretty good idea how good (and by good I mean terrible) the game is going to be.

Firstly you'll notice the graphics are terrible. Sega Saturn quality, if even that, which begs the question why not just make it a Sega Saturn game? Everyone loved the Sega Saturn (as shown by it's sales numbers and long life-span), and I think it's about time it made a comeback. Imagine being able to play the great games of today on a Sega Saturn. Halo, Madden, Call of Duty...all these games would be better on the Sega Saturn due to its superior controller and the fact that it's named after the fiercest planet after all.

In any case at the beginning of the demo you get to pick your character. They all looked the same to me, so I have to wonder why they even bothered making more than one character. The story starts, blah blah blah....

I remember the event like it was yesterday.

It all started today while I was at work. I was starting to get a little hungry towards the end of the night and the thought came to my head that I was in the mood for authentic Mexican food at a great price, so I decide that I will go by the Taco Bell drive thru after work.

Anticipating the end of the night when I can leave I run out the door, leap over a bike rack and jump through the window of my car. I turn my car on and floor it and am on my way to delicousness.

I get there and the drive thru has a few cars, but I decide to go anyways, because the wait would be worth it...or so I thought. I order a crunchy taco, a bean burrito, and one of those new burritos with fritos in them. I pay, get my food and start driving home.

Once there I realize that the drive thru attendant did not inquire as to if I wanted any type of sauce, but whatever, I had some extra at home. I grab some fire...

Recently I was in the mood to watch some good video game movies. I had a lot of options (Doom, Street Fighter, Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, etc...). It came down to deciding between two. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li which is possibly my favorite movie ever and Mortal Kombat Annihilaiton which I saw as a kid, but couldn't remember if it was good or not.

Due to not being able to remember Mortal Kombat Annihilation I decided to give that partifular movie film a viewing. Looking at the awesome cover of the DVD case I couldn't resist. The half stone half real Mortal Kombat dragon just looked awesome!



I turn it on and am greeted by the awesome title screen that really resembles the first one, but then the word Annihilation comes up to show that it annihilates the first movie because it's going to be so much better.

Everything about the movie is awesome....

It's a really important and urgent question. I'm wondering if i need to wash my hands and face now.


I was eating some pretty greasy pizza, when suddenly my face itched all over, so using my hands I rubbed my face to make the itchy feeling go away. But now I'm wondering if I need to wash my face. It doesn't itch anymore, so I'm wondering if maybe the grease is working as some sort of anti-itching agent, so I don't want to wash it off if my face will start itching again. Anyone a dermatologist and know about this by chance?

Also I'm told my keyboard is greasy and I should wash that, but I don't know if there's a point. My keyboard is pretty dirty and i think mold is growing in it. Is something like that worth trying to clean?


Please let me know what I should do guys. Looking for some advice.

So awhile ago I was fortunate enough to not only see a Sonic The Hedgehog snuggie at my local FYE, but also fortunate enough to have enough money to purchase it.



Now I thought I really enjoyed life as is, but let me tell you all, there is nothing as enjoyable in life as wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog snuggie. Not only does it make you look cool, but it also keeps you warm while leaving your hands free to do important day to day things, like playing Sonic The Hedgehog.



I had recently gotten the most amazing idea though. I figured out that if I wore the Sonic The Hedgehog snuggie backwards it would look like I was wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog cape! So, I was pretty intrigued at this though, but a little suspicious since the idea seemed too good to be true.

Carefully I put the Sonic The Hedgehog...

So Target put up $40 PS3s, right?

Well now some of us are getting CANCELLATION EMAILS!! How can they cancel if they put it up on their own?? It's not like i went up to them and said "Hey put up $40 PS3's", because I didn't. I was looking forward to playing some of the new PS3 exclusives coming out this year like Mass Effect 2, but now I cant!


I know they probably don't have 60gb PS3's in stock anymore, so they should send us new one's instead. They probably make a huge profit off them anyways. I bet they buy them for like $1 each!!

Isn't this against the law or something?