I don't know what all of you do for the Fourth of July, but 'round these here parts, we blow shit up. last year we melted a Batman cereal toy. This year, we're blowing up the guitar from the Christmas story.
First priority is opening the guitar up and taking all the cool stuff out.
Also Mr. Crowbar (The friend from the Christmas story) made a necklace out of some wires and gadgets.
The ammo for this beast will be a thousand firecrackers
I like Excalibur, they're cheaper.
now all we need to do is put the firecrackers in the guitar.
The show must go on!
Now we tape it back into its original guitar shape.