You're standing in your local Gamestop, a copy of Superman: The Man of Steel in one hand, X-Men Legends in the other. A pasty, bespectacled chap, who reeks of Mountain Dew and sadness, is inching ever closer, clearly preparing to start some kind of conversation regarding your game purchase, comics and possibly which game has hotter babes, Rumble Roses or DoA (Answer: Rumble Roses). You've got to escape, but you can't remember which game is supposed to be better, and with $5 on the line you can't afford to screw around. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Oops, too late. Now you're stuck in the never-ending conversation from Hell, trying to find room between the human sponge and the PC game rack so you can leap out the store's window. Well Splatoon's Bargain Bin Review-o-Rama is here to ensure that kind of situation doesn't happen, and since we couldn't afford enough tasers for all our fellow CAGs, we've decided instead to provide quality reviews for all your...